Hello /ck/ after a long day I was getting hungry and I thought I would make one of my favourite meals, The Tuna. The first ingredient in The Tuna is a package of ramen, any flavour will do.
First, crush the ramen. Completely crush it. This is my favourite step because it sounds like you're crushing skeletons with a steamroller.
At the end, you get this.
Please remove the flavour packet.
I like to attach it to another ramen of the same flavour...
>>7912185
Are you in jail?
This way, I can in the future make Double Ramen™.
Boil the noodles until soft, about 5 minutes.
Meanwhile, get a can of tuna
>>7912211
Oh wait no, you're just Canadian.
Empty the fish juice - you only want the tuna part
Can't be worse than sundae ramen
use a fork to fluff the tuna, this accomplishes the goal of making the tuna fluffy
because the noodles are small, you need one of these things
drain the noodles
Put the noodles in a pot with the tuna
add some kind of pasta sauce
Delicious
add cheese to everything is one of my motto's
>>7912258
I hope you choke on this monstrosity and die quickly, rather than lingering on with obesity and failure.
mix it all up
>>7912263
Transfer it to a bowl, sometimes it likes to stick to the pot so this step takes a while for it to peel itself free
Shape it into a doughnut shape even though it isn't a doughnut
almost want to put my penis in it
you want the hole to be about the size of an egg
>>7912275
because then you crack an egg into it after, as shown here
beat the egg. some of the other stuff will get mixed in but that's okay
add the last layer of cheese on top
into the microwave it goes!
THE DEFILER OF THE RAMEN HAS RETURNED
IT'S EVERY ANON FOR HIMSELF
This is getting worse with every post. Just want to see what kind of monster will it transform into
two minutes is plenty of time to contemplate your choices
>>7912308
like all your pictures posting sideways despite being vertical in the thumbnails
add salt and pepper to taste
>>7912302
ITS ACTUALLY HIM
I also like to add ketchup, but this is optional. You can see here I got the Hot and Spicy variety, because I like Heat and Spice
OP, this was a lot of steps to make something that basically every prisoner makes when the get some money put on their book.
DansGame
>>7912321
this is like eating a bowl of throw up
>>7912185
toasting in epic bread
I use my dubs to wish for the end of the 'go 'za meme.
I also have some hot sauce
>>7912336
You gonna eat this one too you disgusting fuck?
and here's The Tuna!
>>7912341
You forgot the "wa la".
>>7912341
is this what asian pussy smells like?
It's delicious, trust me
>>7912341
what do you do with it?
>>7912348
jesus christ
>>7912330
Oddly this is where it went over the line for me.
>>7912185
>>7912348
I dont even know what to say.
>>7912321
>add salt and pepper to taste
>>7912321
>adding more salt to pure salt
>>7912455
it's the only way to wash away the sins he committed
>>7912348
It probably smells like cat food. How are you not vomiting, OP?
A FUCKING LEAF
>>7912561
Underage detected.
>>7912534
just got back from that, but I think the actual vomiting was from some hot dogs i ate
>>7912336
Goddamn it /ck/.
EAT IT
>>7912298
fucking filthy
>>7912189
>crush the ramen
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>this kills the ramen
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Hi r/4chan!
Add me to the screencap so I can be on /r/4chan please.
>>7912258
Consider buying blocks of cheese and grating it for yourself. You get more for your money, it lasts longer (lower surface area), and it is higher quality (no additives to prevent the cheese from sticking, drying out, etc).
This isn't the same guy as ramen sundae. Different microwave and stovetop.
https://imgur.com/gallery/ZvhJ7 here it is
>>7912839
I have two blocks in my fridge right now, I just hate grating cheese because washing the grater sucks. These were 4 for 10 which is a great price so i bought 4
>>7912907
>none of my posts are in there
0/10
Here, all the images in high resolution
http://imgur.com/a/YTV43
>>7912907
this sucked balls
Can you not OP?
you had me up until the cheese, possibly the pasta sauce. only because leftover rice mixed with a can of flavoured tuna is a common lazy lunch for me and this sounded like a shittier version.
>>7912907
What a fucking terrible screencap
is he back?
I don't get it. Isn't this basically tuna spaghetti?
>>7912341
who is this absolute madman