Why doesn't /ck/ like bacon? It's delicious.

Bacon is the m- word

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>asks about bacon
>posts ham

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>>7909967
Funny, because it clearly says bacon on the packaging, dumb cunt.

>>7909967
Retard.

>>7909988
>ASDA

Found your problem

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>>7910000
>supermarket autism
Found yours as well, spergy.

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>>7909988
>>7909993
>country routinely mislabels horse as beef
>but it's impossible that his """""""""""bacon"""""""""" is actually mislabeled ham

>>7910005
Asda has objectively lower quality products

>>7910010
It's owned by Walmart, of course it does.

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>>7910009
>bacon and ham are from different animals.
You're a fucking idiot, son.

>>7910026
That's neither stated overtly nor even implied in the least. But what am I to expect from someone who doesn't know his ham from his bacon?

>>7910031
That's exactly what he implied fuckwit.

>>7910037
Not at all. You're reading way more into it than is there.
You don't know your arse from a hole in the ground.
>inb4 "implying bacon grows underground like a root vegetable!!!" or "out your arsehole" or some other equally ridiculous extrapolation

>>7910044
Huh?

>>7910010
This is incorrect.

>>7909949
>why doesn't /ck/ like bacon?
why does anon make up lies?

>>7910109
Calling ham 'bacon' is the biggest lie of all.

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It's good in a sandwich or as part of a full English but is otherwise overrated

But if we're comparing UK to US, British bacon is glorious. That American rot looks like charred placenta.

Hey, I can buy ham like that in every supermarket here. That's cool that Brits like ham and eggs, too. You should try bacon and eggs sometime, though.
WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

I'm convinced that the only people on /ck/ are americans pretending to be brits, or the other way round, both trying to wind each other up.

>>7910128
t. Oliver Cromwell

Are Americans in here trolling? Ham comes from the leg. That is back bacon.

>>7910134
You do realise that we have "streaky" bacon here, right? Which is pretty much the same as what americans call bacon.

>parents always used to cook those thin bacon strips that turn into crunchy sticks of fat
Fucking disgusting. Thick chewy bacon with some sweet coating is good though.

>>7910384
Nope, they're actually being serious

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>>7910378
While we're here we may as well discuss saucing.

Brown sauce is the only acceptable saucing for bacon. Some may sauce a full English with tomato sauce but they are wrong. The sauce from the baked beans will offer a strong, sweet tomato flavour which should be aided by the tang of a good Brown, preferably HP, served from a glass bottle.

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>>7910385
Except it's cured differently, sold unsmoked and made with entirely different flavourings, but yeah, other than how they differ, they're exactly the same.

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This is bacon fellas.

>>7910533
>buying fucking anything from Smithfield who sold themselves to a Chinese company

>>7910497
smoked streaky bacon is a thing

>>7910889
>no cheese
If you think ham sandwiches are nice, try ham and cheese sandwiches next. They're so good, they'll make you wanna slap yo' mama.

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This is bacon. The rest of you are fools

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>>7911487
its like a streaky bacon and a back bacon had a bacon baby.......

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>>7911487
>>7909949
>>7909988
>>7910128
>>7910889
In German, We call this 'Schinken.'
Pic related: it's Schinken.
> https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/schinken

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>>7911524
Pic also related: it's more Schinken.