I'm in trouble.

Uber

absolutely nothing in this post can be real for me to continue to give a shit about humanity.

>>7909279

this. uber is alchys best friend

>>7909277

non-alcoholic beers don't have any alcohol, and since that's the only thing a breathalyzer measures, you won't get popped since you aren't possibly drunk.

I thought it would be obvious.

Über isn't an option when your only female attraction device is an inanimate object..... I usually walk to my near by bar, but that place is lacking, the other bar with music is 20$ über 1 way, r9k no friends etc...

I actually did do an NA bar stop the other day, and it tended to work as a placebo until I cut a half done odouls beer with a Budweiser, it was much better but just reinforced my obvious disease.

>>7909292
It's a misnomer NA beers have .5-1% alc, that's the point of my ? Maybe someone who had a blow-n-go has had a bad experience with these drinks.

>>7909296
Just think about it dummy. O'douls is .5% alcohol. Regular beer is around 5% meaning you'd have to drink 10 odouls in order to ingest the same amount of alcohol as one beer

Forget it, just pulled the robot and bought a six pack of oly, and discount fake lil smokies.

Looks like its suicide again for Moe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaR7Uxau9OY

>>7909277
You are NOT an alcoholic.
You ARE a faggot.

>>7910066
Why do people say this? If you drink in excess, you're very clearly on the edge of it being a problem health wise, if it's not already.

There is normally nowhere to go but down in most of these cases.

>>7910388

Alcoholism has nothing to do with the amount you drink. Alcoholism means that you are addicted to alcohol and cannot function properly without it. The addiction is the defining characteristic, not the volume of alcohol consumed.

>>7909277
>I'm a alcoholic
Lol fag

>>7910388
'no'

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>>7909277
>beer called St. Pauli
>shows girl wearing dirndl