That Feel When - Cooking edition

>>7901452
>>Go to Italian ice/frozen custard place
Hello, gullible American
:^)
>tl;dr: You're an ignorant mong who needs to get some money and a passport.

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>In grocery store
>buying disposable aluminum baking/casserole dishes
>Buy 2 get 1 free
>get three of them
>normally go through self-checkout
>but today miraculously there is no line for the regular checkout
>cashier only scans one of the disposable dishes
>so the Deal actually became "Buy 1 get 2 free"
>Poker face
>pic related inside face

>>7901458
That's not how TL;DR works

>>7901458
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>see anons shilling pic related breyers gelato
>maybe breyers have changed their ways and decided to make ice cream that isn't shit tier
>decide to buy a tub for $5
>its shit tier
>weird airy texture
>artificial raspberry sugar syrup
>no cheese cake flavor
>stale graham

They probably call it gelato because they can't legally call it ice cream.

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>>7901462
>at grocery store
>package of lettuce is buy one get one free
>buy 2 packages of lettuce
>regular price for both

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>>7901578
>ask wtf is up with this to the cashier
>"oh it gets taken off at the end"
>Distrust intensifies.

>>7901548
>They probably call it gelato because they can't legally call it ice cream.
Exactly, ice cream is regulated in america but gelato isn't, just another excuse for them to skimp on cream and eggs and use skim milk powder and xanthan, locust bean gum and carrageenan to make a frozen dessert product

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>tfw made best dish of my life
>but did so in a completely unstructured way
>never able to reproduce it

>>7901619
>make the same dish repeatedly using identical ingredients/recipe
>sometimes turns into shit for no discernible reason

fuck you onion gratin. stop turning into soup every third time i make you

>>7901548
Breyers Ice cream does not melt

>>7901578

>buy a handful of things at the grocery store
>total is like 70USD
>notice a 40$ item in the monitor
"hey what's up with that"
>item code for a red onion is like 40XX something
>cashier accidentally charged me 40 USD for a single red onion

kinda funny

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>>7901696
>go to norway
>forgot what exchange rate was
>mfw I paid 2.5 euros for a cucumber
>mfw I paid 19 euros total to make pasta for 4
fuck this country dog

>>7901452
We don't have custard in Italy.
You fell for a meme, you autist.

>>7901619
>>7901633
This is my life as an alcoholic cook.

>>7901931
What a miserable existence. Is custard banned outright by your shit government?

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>Be me
>24
>enjoying day of playin vidya
>just woke up from a nap
>Time for dinner
>Mom calls me upstairs
>Walk upstairs
>She made spaghetti
>I love spaghetti
>Eat, it's pretty good
>Notice something
>red bell peppers and onions in the sauce
>Get mad, throw plate on ground
>Go to room and cry to an hour
>Keep playing vidya

I hate veggies

>>7902455
stale sketti here

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>Go to VG's for Delicious spinach pie
>There out of spinach pies
>be sad so but turtles and vodka
>sitting here thinking about how good a spinach pie would have been

Mfw getting to the deli

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>>7902632
Pour one for me.

>>7901931
>what is zabaglione

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>be me
>playing vidya
>Mom calls me up from basement for dinner
>spaghetti broken up in bowl with sauce
>start eating it
>pretty good
>go into kitchen to get some more Kool-Aid
>see this box on counter
>YOU DIDN'T BREAK THE SPAGHETTI YOURSELF?!?!??!?
>no Anon, I bought this at the store
>rip shirt off
>run around house
>crying, snot bubbles forming at nostrils
>you're a bad Mom!!!!
>after 27 years, how can you say that Anon?
>go back to basement
>cry myself to sleep
>nobody loves me

>>7901458
The TL;DR part is longer than the original lmao what the fuck are you smoking?