What is this and what do I cook with it?

>>7901227
Aspergers. make a soup

>>7901227
>frying pan for scale.

you know frying pans come in different sizes, right?

also, I have seen what you have at the Asian supermarket, but honestly I don't know what it's called. I've never cooked with it myself.

>>7901240
>Aspergers
That's cannibalism, anon.

>>7901256
it's fine, they don't have feelings

>>7901240
That's definitely not Asperger's. It's not Asparagus either, it's much bigger.

>>7901243
>you know frying pans come in different sizes, right?
Yes, it's like a 12 inch diameter or so, but even if it were an 8 incher or something, Asparagus still isn't that big either.

Glad to know it's Asian at least, thanks.

>>7901227
Does it taste sour? I wonder if it is Japanese knotweed.

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>>7901366
OP's pan is obviously tiny. It IS aspergers.

>>7901227
looks like celtuce

cooked as part of a stir fry

Who just buys shit without having a plan or at least knowing what the fuck it is?

>>7901227
Some kind of asian vegetable.
I saw that same stuff in my local asian grocery last week, but didn't buy it because I didn't know how to cook it. Can't tell you what it's called, though, because I can't read asian languages.

Looks like asparagus with scabbies.

>>7901227
Looks like 竹の子.

>>7901536
where to buy authentic ostrich eggs?

>>7901924
That's a normal egg in a single egg pan.

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>>7901855
Hey, back 2 report. Went back to asian market. It's "lettuce stem". Going to buy some.

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It's celtuce/stem lettuce. Stir fry it with a bit of soy sauce and you're good to go, OP

Wrap it in bacon and throw ontop of a piece of salmon and bake it.

>>7901924
Where do you get counterfeit ostrich eggs?

>>7904870
LOLOL I CAN'T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHA

>>7904870
China obviously.

It's a sugar cane you idiots

>>7901227
Lemon + butter sauce with those is good.