>Bottle of mayonnaise >Makes disgusting noise like diarrhoea

Kill yourself

Make it work like a push pop.

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>mayo on shrimp

>>7891963
buy jars

>>7891963
>tastes like diarrhea anyway

i don't see the problem

>eating mayo
You deserve it

>>7891963
use a knife or a spoon, etc.

Use ketchup instead

>>7891977
The bottle says the mayo is as delicate as shrimp, fool.
>>7891963
Why don't you just buy a bottle of peanut oil and drink it with your food?

>>7891963
>using a squeeze bottle
>not a superior jar

There's your problem.

That noise just means that good things are on the way, like with anal sex.

If you find it unpleasant buy your mayo in a jar; it's still good but is more akin to sex with a fat girl.

>>7891963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPJa_eZBPGI
That's how.
They have yet to reach mass production, though.

>>7892367
That seems like a great way to get cancer.

>>7891963
>How do we fix the *prprprprprpprprpr* noise problem?
I would say you are using too much. If you are only squeezing out 1 Tbsp, you don't have this huge gap of space til you get near the end. But, anything more than that, maybe try just taking the cap out and removing that half a cup or more without the tiny opening. Or recap it, shake down, squeeze, shake down, squeeze.

>>7891963

just wait until you turn 15, you'll get over it