I like my coffee how I like my women...

Cheap and easily available like Starbucks?

Unfunny and at page 10?

black

Ground up and in the closet.

>>7890515
With aids right op? you sick fuck.

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THICC

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... in a plastic cup.

Stirred up with my finger

Cold, bitter and stale.

>>7890557
Covered in bees.

Rich enough to support me

>fuck yes I want a sugar mama.

Dark and procured by Colombian slave labor.

>>7890515
hot and sweet

Hot and mixed up with Bailey's?

I don't like coffee.

>>7890533
>>7890546
>>7890637
underrated

>>7890537
>page 10

summer

Heavy, dark, and fair trade.

>>7890627
I don't want to have coffee with /you/, you're covered in bees!

>>7890515
...I don't like coffee?

>>7890515
>>asian coffee is terrible
>>however, vietnamese coffee is delicious. french style, but comparably much cheaper

White and filled with fat-inducing products?

>>7890515
Weak.

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Gone

>>7890515
Filled with my creamy goo?

>>7890515
With my dick in it.

Stuffed in a sack and tied on the back of a mule?

>>7890515
sweet and mocha

Without a penis.

>>7890546
It's "ground up and in my freezer" since most people don't keep ground coffee in a closet with their coats... get it right

>>7890515
Lots of milk and almost cold?

>>7890515
...with dicks

>>7890515
nigger black?

One day old and warmed up in the microwave

>>7891866
Nice

Light brown with Vitiligo?

black and four times in the morning?

Pulled from a civet's ass.

Hazelnut.

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More milk than most can handle.

Every morning, I wake up in my neet little corner of the woods, walk over to my coffee maker and put a little bit of ole gram gram in there. Coffee tastes great, a little ashy, but what do you expect?

Black and nasty

>>7892774
Tits don't count if the girl is fat

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black like my lungs
>>7890631

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>>7890515

black and strong?

full bodied and staining my jeans

>>7890515
without pubic hair

>>7890515
I don't like coffee

instant with a splash of milk and drank at 0345 before work?

>>7890515
Flat and white.

filled with cream and syrup

Expensive, enjoyed for a fleeting moment, and then gone forever?

With massive beasts?

Brazilian

roasted.

Black and bitter

Disgustingly sweet.

Black and sweet!

>>7893695
Underated post

>>7890515
Strong, black and all over my lap.

attractive and sexy?

>>7890717
What a fucking dumbass.

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Inanimate

covered in frothy 'milk'

>>7894896
These 'social line graph' joke things always piss me off and make me cringe at the same time. A blown attempt at some joke that might've actually had the chance to be clever.

>>7890802
what kind of summerfag comes to /ck/?

Black, bitter, preferably fair trade.

>>7894896
What the fuck, does this fag not like black chicks

>>7890515
creaming

>>7890515
Colombian with a spoon in it.

>>7894896
Wow haha he said black how racist

>>7895724
>What the fuck, does this fag not like black chicks

Even niggers don't like their own black chicks.

There's a reason why niggers worship white women & white genes over their own.

>>7898282
>Even niggers don't like their own black chicks.

This. All my black friends all chase white girls only.

Its understandable. All animals try to mate and breed with superior genetics. That's nature.

But Niggers don't even realize they're basically admitting the superiority of white women genetics... black pride my ass.

>>7898282
>niggers worship white women
You got that back to front, famille.

Large black and pungent

Hot, full of stimulants, and in my lap absolutely destroying my genitals.

... Lukewarm and thin.

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VEGAN, MULTICOLOURED AND FULL OF HEALTH BENEFITS

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>>7890515
All over my lap when I'm driving.

Gross and picked up at the gas station

...lacking consciousness.

Oily and full of mouthfeel

>>7898527
bold, black, and paid in quarters

I take it black...

...like my men.

burning my cock with scalding liquid

Hot, black, and sweet?

white and tastes like cake.

Ground up and in the freezer.

I like coffee, period, and have had very few (like 1%) bad coffees, so yeah, that's apt. I will fuck anything that doesn't have green pus coming out, and will drink any coffee without growths on it or a roach swimming in it.

African and naturally sweet

Decaff with whipped cream on top

Unresponsive.

>>7898899
what the fuck is unresponsive coffee?

>>7898904
Ask the coffee and find out.

...With it's own dick being jerked back and forth by me while being anally pounded as it screams, "Please, stop!" Every time I thrust.

>>7899007
Where the fuck you get your coffee???

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Expensive and mostly artificial

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Keeping me up all night.

ground into a fine powder which i store in an airtight container in the back of my fridge

found in some hole in the wall place which only serves quality coffee

>>7892931
tits are bags of fat anyways

BLACKED

White and bitter

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>>7890515
ground up and at the bottom of a container of water

i dont like coffee

>>7902153
>you will never be this comfy

I have to go into work in 10 minutes and now I wanna go back to bed goddammit anon

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>>7890515
...deconstructed.

>>7890515
warm, good, and there for me

>>7891505
Who keeps coffee in the freezer?

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Icy, strong, creamy, and potentially waiting to drag me into the bathroom and tear my asshole up when I least expect it.

Distant and growing increasingly cold, until any amount of enjoyment there might have once been is gone.

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>>7890515
I've never had a gf. I drink tea.

>>7902755
That's any long term relationship ever.

a tall, blonde with cinnamon

>>7890515
Old and bitter?

>>7892798
epic, simply epic

>>7890515
Nonexistent. I don't drink coffee and I fuck men.

>>7904047
Don't cut yourself on all that edge

>>7890515
served by a guy with a liberal arts degree?

>>7902465
Shouldn't that be pre-construction, since it was never constructed in the first place?

>>7904069
Homophobic biggot, check that privilege cis scum trash

I like my coffee how I like my women...I get it by parking my car at the lot next to Costco™ and I walk into the shopping centre and I ask where it is, only to be assisted by a helpful and friendly employee who is more than happy to direct me to where the correct aisle is, and it is easy to find due to the accessible and neatly-lined local produce and goods, and I take it to the self-serve checkout where I quickly and efficiently process my purchase so I may enjoy it at home!

>>7898289
So why do white women fuck darkies all the time?