Nobody actually enjoys eating salad right?? right????

Wrong.

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Cesar salad is pretty good.

i enjoy salad

>>7889221
They're okay but I rarely eat them. As a kid I didn't really care for them though.

>>7889221
lideralley only gay's and hipster faggit's eat vegetables

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>>7889221
I've enjoyed it ever since I learned the patrician way to do it

kale, spinach, sunflower seeds, dried cranberries, red onion

Vegetables are a liberal conspiracy

>>7889221
>>7889253
Fatass australians detected

>>7889283
way to project lardmerican

>>7889221
I like it at the end of a rich meal.

>>7889221
spicy papaya salad are the best salad.

>>7889297
>implying

Guess again you dumb fuck abbo

Dude if its fresh organic mixed salad with cold dressing ill eat a football sized bowl of it for every meal.

Tip: Add pumkin, mango, or any form of meat to your salad and dress accordingly

>>7889751
No meat.

>Just keep the animals out of this. Only retards put animal products on salads. Udder puss dressing anyone?

Google: " udder puss pictures".
I dare you!

I think a lot of salads are uninspired. If romaine and iceburg fell off the face of the earth, salad would be better for it. Spring mix, spinach blends, lightly steamed kale, etc have a lot of flavor and add a bitterness that goes well with salad accoutrements.

>>7889221
I do Because im an adult

>>7889221
I think I'll get some salad right now.

Literally eating salad right now.

>>7889764
Who are you quoting?

i love almost any kind of salad dressed or otherwise but

>>7889291

that looks fucking HORRIBLE. why do people like putting strawberries where they don't belong

>>7889941

fuck off, i love romaine and iceberg. super refreshing, and they do have a flavour, it annoys me when people call things flavourless that aren't.

>>7889221
Have you not seen all the pictures of people smiling and laughing as they eat salad? Everyone loves it!

>>7890338
Agreed, fruit in general in salad pisses me off, maybe craisins are aight

>>7889236
This

Mayo, feta cheese, tuna, and 4seasons salad.

Thank me later...

>>7889255
This.
Salad became more tasty after adding them it's gives the salad good taste and it almost work on every salad

Honestly this is very strange but I actually fucking love the taste of plain lettuce, when it's altogether with other ingredients in a salad it just amplifies the flavor I already like

>>7889764
What a massive faggot.

>>7889255
This , if you are not using oil and vinegar, maybe with a couple of other spices added, you are failing as a person

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let me tell you a secret /ck/
xwriatiki salata is THE tastiest food on this planet. "greek salad" as you call it. if you want a recipe search for xwriatiki or xoriatiki or horiatiki so you get real greek recipes and not americanized garbage (and do not buy any premade dressing!!! its just oil and white wine vinegar or lemon with oregano and/or thyme)
you can make it yourself, it's really not complicated
as long as your ingredients are reasonably fresh (basically still have their color and aren't mushy, texture is very important) nand you use the right cheese (sheep milk not cow milk) you cannot go wrong

it's cheap as fuck (cheese is the most expensive part, but you don't need much, it's just to give it some salt)
it's healthy as fuck
it's fibrous as fuck
it's delicious as fuck
it's good looking as fuck
it's filling as fuck
and it takes less than 5 fucking minutes to prepare - you can do it in 2 minutes if you chop quickly.

literally why would someone eat anything that isn't this, it's a complete meal
serious /ck/ im breaking ebin-memester character to give you actual good food advice
make this salad
you will NOT regret it

>>7889291

how the cock do people eat salads that big

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Tabouleh is pretty nice, though it's a caloric bomb and therefore a main dish.

>>7891470
how do you have baby stomach?

>>7891646
It isn't supposed to have that much bulgur

t. fatty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSwazQ0XJXc

Add olive oil, vinegar and a couple pinchs of black salt

You will never think lowly of salad again

>>7889255
wtf is this obscure to americans ? how did you eat salads before ?

>>7894818
I don't know anyone that doesn't put olive oil and spices on their salad, even our shit grade dressings are usually just cheap versions of the aforementioned

>>7891461
pay denbts

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>>7894818
>how did you eat salads before ?

>>7889221
Strawberry spinach salad with balsamic vinaigrette is fucking amazing tbqh

>>7891461
>it's a complete meal
>Low protein, high will-fuck-up-stomach-for-hours
meh

>>7894818

>americans

Out of fucking nowhere. America has the most diverse food culture in the world, and you somehow think that putting oil and vinegar on salad isn't standard there? Did you really think dairy based dressings like ranch were the only thing Americans knew about? You're just making yourself look ignorant when you post shit like this.

>>7894818
>MUH MURRIKANS
Every single fucking time.

I like salads with a bit of sustenance in them, like feta and olives or croutons or corn chips and hot peppers and etc

I'll still eat vegetable salads but I don't enjoy them nearly as much, they need oil based dressing and a pinch of salt otherwise I'm forcing myself to eat it

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I had kale salad a few days ago

Pic related

>>7894901
>>7894902

So over sensitive

>>7895046

So obsessed.

>>7894818
Poor retards use >>7894872

>>7895046
>Be a retarded shitposter
>Get called on being a retarded shitposter
>lmao u mad xd

>>7889764

Tumblr

>>7889221
i liek slad

I just watched Ted 2, where I heard this for the first time.

It's partially true, I rather eat a steak or any meat rather than a salad.

Doesn't mean I don't enjoy salads with croutons, blue cheese and a vinegrette.

That's shits based and you feel good eating it.

I normally eat a Caesar salad as an appetizer before a large meal. I enjoy it.

I love salads.

>>7889236
Cesar ala Americana

i.e. filled with chicken and drenched with sauce - no thankyou

Best salad is crisp, well cut (none of this whole leaf hipster bullshit) with a balsamic based dressing, well tossed

>>7890816
What if I only like putting vinegar and not olive oil?

>>7889764
chicken ham and salmon are all great toppings.

>>7889221
Not especially, but they are quick and easy to make for lazy fucks like me who can't be bothered to cook some vegetables. I usually eat it with something tasty and high in protein like scrambled eggs and salmon.

>>7889221
I like to make salads from the salad bar at the grocery store. My salads are weird though. No dressing and not a lot of greens. I usually load up on olives, beets, edamame, roasted chilis, and mushrooms - maybe a few grape tomatoes as well. Drop a little spinach in the corner and BAM. I do this on a weekly basis.

>>7889221
wrong.

i enjoy eating vegetables. but yeah, salads suck. no wonder why people hate vegs if salads are the only way they eat them.

>>7890380
>not wanting a pleasant light sweetness which when added to crisp lettuce and firm spinach perfectly harmonizes with the cool nature of the dish

>>7894901

> America has the most diverse food culture in the world, and you somehow think that putting oil and vinegar on salad isn't standard there?

i think that people who live out of jars and packages don't generally know enough about what's in them.

> America has the most diverse food culture in the world

kek

>>7897149

>pleasant light sweetness
>strawberries

>>7890816
Salad dressing is for gags and Midwesterners. Why ruin a salad with that junk?

fucking love salad, its fresh and light, tastes amazing and is healthy with very few calories, so you can pig out on it without any guilt.

>>7889221
t. American

Salads are great.

I eat salad every day, unseasoned. The ingredients are home grown. It's good.

I can eat a whole container of chopped romaine lettuce. Plain, no dressing. It's so good.

>>7897161

>people who live out of jars and packages

t. someone who's entire knowledge of american food culture comes from playing fallout

>>7889764
>Found the vegan

>>7889236
Yep. Perfect thing to eat while waiting for my steak.

Salad is delicious

best salad:

grilled chicken,
mixed greens,
grape tomatoes,
black beans,
corn,
red peppers,
tortilla chips
avocado,
grated cheddar,
lime cilantro poppy seed sauce.

basically 'the alamo' from brownbagonline.com

dankest food in bethesda MD knobs.

Is sliced avacado, sliced tomato and pieces of mozzarella, topped with vinegrette and a little olive oil a salad?

Because i like that.

>>7898837
everything is a salad.

a burger is just a reconstructed salad.

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>>7898842
Is this a salad?

>>7891646
>not only do I allow Perjan and his ilk rape my family and blow up groups of people, but I eat his native foods and enjoy them!

>>7898865
reconstructed egg salad w/ croutons

>>7898865
how did you find those huge rehydrated croutons?

>>7898865
Wheat & egg salad with cheese

>>7889221
The problem I have is that I hate the taste of ranch style dressing and vinegar based dressing. Sometimes I like to squeeze the juice of a tomato and a bit of olive oil into it, but more often than not I usually just eat salad plain and because of the bland taste I don't eat it that often.

>>7898886
maybe try garlic, olive oil and oregano. Or substitute the vinegar for citrus

>he doesn't have a lemon vinaigrette salad with kalamata olives and feta cheese

Most delicious and refreshing salad to be honest my family

I love salad bro

>>7889221
Plain salads are a great accompaniment if you have strong flavoured food.

Waldorf salads are good.

Warm chicken + bacon salad with honey/mustard dressing is a meal on its own.

>>7889221
Well mos people here aren't 8 anymore, so yeah, we kind of do.

I wouldn't eat it on its own but it's awesome as part of a larger meal.

>>7889221
>>7889221
Enjoy your heart disease and vitamin deficiencies famalam

Where can I go to eat a salad?

>>7900701
the grocery store

>>7900701
Sweet tomatoes

>>7889221
Salad as a meal can be delicious.
Salad as a side is disgusting and useless.

>>7889255
pretty much

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>>7894872

>>7900701

we have it in mexico

>>7889221
Absolutely. They're nutritionless and eating them is a complete waste of time and taste.

>>7897149
Agreed dude. Raisins/craisins on salad is weirder to me. Dried food on top of fresh food? Why??

Are McDonald's salads really bad?

You don't win friends with salad.

>>7902292

why not

I love eating a fresh salad with a burned steak

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Fuck yes I eat salads

>>7889764
I see your b12 deficiency have made you go insane, kys vegan cuck

>>7894818
>ranch
>ranch
>ranch
>blue cheese
>ranch
>ranch
>mayonnaise
>ranch

I love salad.

The only dressingit needs is some oil, lemon juice, pepper and salt.

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Lettuce salads are alright, they're pretty annoying to make though (washing lettuce sucks), and annoying to eat unless everything is perfectly bite sized. It's also pretty expensive for so few calories (and like two vitamins.)

I make lots of salads by just mixing cold food with dressing. Couscous, chickpeas, chopped peppers, cucumber, some vinaigrette. Pretty great, especially in the summer.

>>7903329
БPAT MOЙ!

Love me some salad. Smother it in some ceasars dressing and pile on the croutons for that additional crunch.

>>7889255
Fresh chilled salad mix with a vinegar & oil based dressing is the ONLY fucking way to eat a salad.

>>7889221
If you don't enjoy eating salad, you're a huge fucking faggot. Salads are nice, and there's so much variety, there's should be something to please anyone. They're an essential part of a good meal and a good diet.