I got a bunch of eggs, pasta, shittons of seasonings, and olive

>>7884952

Noodle kugel, or like everyone else is going to say, Carbonara.

>>7884952
>cook pasta
>cracked black pepper and salt
>olive oil
>egg yolk
P-parmesan is a seasoning, right?
>inb4 omelette

I do a rally basic emulsion with lots of garlic, sage, a couple of egg yolks and lemon juice to taste then finish noodles in it.

Just get the yolks denatured in the pan after cooking garlic, add lemon juice then noodles. Obviously let the pan cool before adding yolks. The noodles, if hot enough, will continue cooking the yolks but they'll be almost tempered by the lemon juice and whatever fat you cooked the garlic in

>>7884985
wow that sounds really fucking complicated

where can I learn this lingo

some 'nara

>>7884952
Here's a good recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>>7884952
>surlykingoftheeggfort.webm

>>7884996

He's just rambling off random words. "Rally" isn't a culinary term, and no emulsification is taking place in the process he's describing. You're also going to end up with scrambled egg noodles. Just replace the egg yolks with butter and it would be a fine basic pasta dish, but since you want to use up eggs just ignore it.

>>7885013
It's a typo from "really" you fucking retard.

And binding the fat from cooking garlic in a pan with water (e.g. the lemon juice) isn't an emulsion?

Get the fuck off this board, you have no idea what you're talking about

>>7885025

>the fat from cooking garlic

Garlic isn't a fat, dum dum.

Scrambled eggs and pasta

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>>7885036

> being thing retarded

I too brown garlic dry in a pan without any kind of fat

>>7885050

So you're using 2 egg yolks to emulsify a splash of oil and lemon juice "to taste"? That's not an emulsified sauce, that's scrambled eggs.

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>>7885050
>>7885086

You almost have all the ingrédients to make carbonara.

>>7884952
Put the eggs in a bowl.

>>7886150
Just needs some heavy cream :^)

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>Every retard ITT says carbonara.
>Carbonara without some sort of smoked meat.

So this is the power of... 'Merica.

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>>7884952
You could cook an egg omelette and give it to a customer on bread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c