ITT: British versions of American food

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>>7883544
>hamburgers are American food.
The clue is in the name, mong child.

>>7883577
>hamburgers
Sorry Kraut but burgers are American old timey fashioned family recipe apple pie mom straight out the oven

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>>7883590
>Apple pie is American food.
Retard.

>>7883599
Mom's apple pie is because my mom comes from America the greatest country in the world - straight out the oven fresh baked, best ingredients - best apple pie.

>>7883602
>straight out the oven fresh baked
Jews confirmed as american food

>>7883609
jews are a bit tough for my liking

i prefer muslims wrapped in bacon

>>7883577
germans didnt know hamburgers were a thing until the american troops lived there.

>>7883602
>apple pie is american

how did this meme became a thing? They had apple pies since the middle ages all over fucking europe

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>>7883544
>ITT: American versions of American food

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>>7883544
>ITT: British versions of American food

>Implying you don't have the same

>>7883699
This, if any pie should be american, it's blueberry, or possibly strawberry rhubarb

>>7883565
I'd eat this.

>>7883577
>>7883599
>>7883700
>>7883706
Why are britbongs so easy to wind up?

>>7883732
implying britbongs aren't rusing other britbongs, do all things to americans have to be spelt out to them?


No wonder you guys are dumb enough to feed yourself to death.

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american version of water

>>7883750
But why are you so easy to wind up?

>>7883565
This is probably the saddest thing I've ever seen, like I can picture some guy in some shitty flat with no friends and family tucking in to this on Christmas Eve with an unwrapped present he bought for himself under a small plastic undecorated tree sad.

>>7883767

It's a joke, you dumb shit. The clue is that it's branded by a video games company.

>>7883777
>some guy in some shitty flat with no friends and family tucking in to this on Christmas Eve with an unwrapped present he bought for himself under a small plastic undecorated tree sad.

Found him.

>>7883700

I have no trouble believing that americans really eat this, but it seems small for fat americans. do americans eat two of these?

>>7883767
It's actually made by a UK company that specializes in gaming and gamers

What is actually sad is imagining some lanky scoliosis stricken buck-toothed British lonely manchild cracking open one of these and eating it cold on his break inbetween his 18th and 19th straight hour of playing Civilization pretending England didn't actually lose to the Irish, French, Americans, etc

>>7883778

Jeez, Americans get so defensive over being wrong.

>>7883789

obese diabeetus detected

>>7883784
>do americans eat two of these?

I've known a couple of fat fucks who ate multiple TV dinners at the same time. But IIRC the "hungry man" ones are extra-large serving size. Then again, I might be wrong about that--I never eat that shite.

>>7883759
From left to right
>nebraska
>montana
>nevada
>texas

>>7883767

yo dude you didnt have to be so detailed

now i feel all sorts of negative emotions

>>7883900
>tfw your country's frozen food is so bland compared to others
Just kill me, familia.

>>7883759

>implying American tap water isn't the cleanest and best in the world

Did anybody ever win their contest 5ish years ago for an ACTION PACKED TRIP TO DETROIT?

>>7883565
is it...any good?

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>>7885541

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Every time I see Rustlers, I think of this image.

>>7883764
I know that chicken shop...chadwell heath essex

>>7883577
uhh no

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[ S T O P ]

You're not allowed to talk about Europe on /ck/!
Either make another "why do americans [...]" thread, or just don't post.

>>7883700
who took a shit in my lunch

>>7887203
Poo in the Food

>>7887186
>British
>Europe

>>7887215
Britain is in Scandanavia

>>7886327
One of my favorites thanks for this

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>>7885953

>best in the world

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>>7883544

>>7883784
its uhh, bigger than it looks anon. my gf really likes them since she grew up on them.

>tfw your poor so you like poor man food from birth.

all microwaveable foods are pretty damn great to me due to this.

>>7887215
kek

>>7883714
Or, you know, pumpkin.

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>>7883565
>Two mince pies
>Two mince
>Two

Why two?

>>7887971
Bongs are notoriously fat and greedy.

>>7883565
I love how this still gets jf, it's like the Sunday Sport times ten.

>>7883699
The apple pie thing is an interesting one due to thefact that apples aaren't native to America. Maybe it is an immigrants built the nation symbolism sort of thing.

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>>7883590
>apple pie
>american

>>7883700
I know that the apple sauce at the bottom is probably a shitty mashed potato blob, but what are the chunks beneath the turkey?

>>7883732
>It's an American shitposts thinking that's banter as he hasn't a clue episode

>>7883789
As usual a brainless clappyfat proves that his countrymen are both moronic and autistic.

>>7887186
Ironic that Amerifats get special protection on this board and you still cry.

Make an anti-American thread and it will be purged near instantly, make an anti-British thread and it will be up until it 404s, as this thread demonstrates, usually there are several in the catalogue.

It's funny because I once got banned by this boards A+ moderation team for telling an American to stop shitposting, in yet another anti-British shitposting thread and the thread was still up after my ban was over.

This is easily the most one sided moderation board on the entire site, yet still your persecution complex persists.

>>7887775
This is German, you spastic brained cretin.

>>7888223
Why do british people get upset so easily?
Why do they get triggered so often?

>>7888257
God you are boring. Don't you ever get tired of shitposting?

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>>7887804
>>7887806
Good to know there's a local import shop (mostly Polish goods) around my state that sells these two bars. I don't know why, but I prefer these Mars over a US Milky Way for some reason, although they're pretty similar. I've yet to try a yuro Milky Way, though I'm sure it's much like a Three Musketeers, right?

t. Connecticut Anon

>>7888293
Can you please calm down and answer the questions in a reasonable? Thanks.

>>7888311
Epic trolle friend. You are sure to get many upvotes when you post this back on r*ddit.

>>7888306
As British person who has tried the yank import aisles contents, you comparisons are accurate.

>>7888320
I do not post on reddit.

Now, can you answer the questions?

>>7888332
Well here is the last (you) your shitposts will win out of me. You have a lot of growing up to do friend.

>>7888343
Why are you being so unreasonable?
This is exactly what I'm talking about.

>>7888223
Go make your own fucking imageboard, you whiny bitch.

>>7888257
Says the fatties who can't into banter and take any kind of ribbing as an afront to the walmart nation.
Go back to shovelling that bucket of deep fried vittles down your gullet with your hands, americuck.

>>7888758
>another bitter britbong that wont answer the simple questions
Quelle surprise!

>>7888770
OK then, quid pro quo.
Why do american people get upset so easily?
Why do they get triggered so often?

>>7886200

Every Thanksgiving, I got to the grocery store at 11:00 a.m. and buy a Hungry Man turkey dinner, two cans of Steel Reserve, and a single serve frozen pumpkin pie, just to see the cashier's reaction.

>>7888916
I got news for you; the cashier working on Thanksgiving isn't very happy with their life, either.

>>7886327
Sometimes I lie awake in bed and wonder what happened to the people who won that action packed trip to Detroit.

>>7883732
They're stupid. Glad they aren't bringing down the collective IQ of the EU anymore desu.

>>7889098
Silence, Greekfag.
You've got boys to bugger.

>>7886030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

He actually likes it. Or at least, it isn't as bad as it looks.

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>>7886327

>win an action packed trip to Detroit

Every time.

>>7889098
We've got one of the highest average IQs in Europe actually

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>>7887792
>chicagotown
>new york pizza
boy oh boy

>>7883577
The hamburger was invented when an american made a sandwich using hamburg steak.

Are there British versions of Salisbury Steak and Freedom Fries?

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>>7889180

>>7885953
>>7887753
Actually, barring a few exceptions, it is. Or was. The infrastructure is aging now, people take Tap for granted. But there was a long time where we were definitely in possession of the best municipal water systems in the world.

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>>7889098
Hmmm, although I'm not doubting that brits are stupid, why do stupid people from other countries not struggle as much as the brits.

Also, with regards to the EU, I think a lot of brits have realised they made a huge mistake, based on lies and inherent racism. I think there is a good chance they try and drag their heels and it will take France and Germany to actually boot the limeys out. Imagine ruining your countrys future based on the lies of a man that looks like a slug.

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I want to try these

>>7889180
German.

>>7889180
good thing they provided a picture detailing how it should be held when eating, just in case someone was to retarded to get it

>>7888758
based rose-beef

>>7890509
I do not

>>7889861
salisbury steaks are called faggots and freedom fries are called chips really.

>>7888726
Cry more, you childish cretin.

>>7888898
Clappyfats have high blood pressure.

>>7889838
I love the 'go town deep dish New York pizzas though, very handy. You have to heat them for longer than the instructions though.

>>7890509
When did Greggs start selling hot dogs?

>>7890339
EU province 6 is going all out on the anal pain train.

>>7887170
aint got nothin' on King's Down Whalebone Lane,

>>7883577
>implying muslim subjects like you don't refer to us as "burgers"

>>7891832
>Clappyfats

>>7892539
That's a shitty false meme and it's /pol/-tier racism, implying that muslims are inherently bad and shouldn't be in a position of power, just what I'd expect from an Amerifat

>>7892939
>DAS RAYCISS

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>>7889810
>in Europe
>pommy cuckolds believe this

>>7890339
>I think a lot of brits have realised they made a huge mistake

Nope.
I would prefer to see the UK take a huge step away from Europe and the world in general.
We don't need to be the worlds 4/5th economy, or on the nato security council, at the G8, fighting foreign wars etc
All that does is draw attention to ourselves and encourages foreigners to hate us, and have huge numbers of economic migrants.
Also the way the economy is set up (very London centric) fucks the country in the ass.

I feel that if the economy tanked my quality of life would improve.
What would improve my quality of life no end is a return to 1980's housing prices, and if that requires sinking the rest of the country,well....fuck 'em.

>>7892939
Have you ever met an honest Paki?
I haven't

>>7883759
No you seem to be confused this is a piss collection

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>>7887775
Dr Oetker is usually pretty good desu. I use to get their mushroom pizza "Ristorante Pizza Funghi™" all the time when I was in uni. Might get one in me next grocery shop for some nostalgia.

But that one does look like an abomination.

>>7893009
>I feel that if the economy tanked my quality of life would improve.

Naw fuck that. It's about time my SO and I got a new PC and with the pound crashing and soon to be higher import charges it's going to be even more expensive than ever before.

Having a house doesn't matter much when you can't fill it with anything.

>>7885953
Americans have flurid in the water... And multiply places where the water is un-drinkable. Yes you have tap-water you can drink. But it's not the best in the world at all. It's better than all the places they can't get fresh water.

>>7893109
>these huge, thick cut mushrooms
Makes me nauseous just thinking about it

>>7893138
It tastes better it looks in that picture which is pretty bad.

>>7890509
Best thing at Greggs:

Mexican Chicken Oval Bite (before they became jews about the sauce)

>>7893109
Ristorante Tonno is the best by far.

Ever tried the Pasta pizza? surprisingly tasty.

>>7893140
YOU KNOW BRUV

>>7893177
They don't seem to sell either of those tonna or pasta pizza in the UK unfortunately. At least I've never seen it in the supermarkets and google just throws back German pages.

>>7893009
>we may only have turnips to eat and get power cuts several times a week, but at least i can afford a bigger cuckshed

>>7893139

you just a bitch ass nigga

but really, because they're processed, or you don't like mushrooms? i eat the fuckers whole and raw

texture is incredible

>>7893331
>You're either a powerhouse or Africa

>>7893009
You are not a lot of brits.

You are one very simple brit with no grasp of economics.

>>7894034
I understand economics, but having a strong economy does not guarantee wealth or a good quality of life.

Why is this difficult for people to understand?
I don't care about the macroeconomic climate, it makes very little difference to me because I'm not scraping my pennies together to pay the bills or put food on the table.

>>7888343
>being THIS MAD that you don't answer the question
Lol what a fucking loser

>>7887170
That's not chadders m8. The one opposite Sainsburys is called Ohio I believe.

>>7883759
Water regulations are strict as fuck here though

it's almost 9PM and I've got a really big craving for some junk. What should I get? Ausfag here

>>7883565
>scrambled eggs and bacon
>Christmas Dinner

What?

>>7883700
>hating on Hungry Man

Those are acceptable.

Chicken and Waffles one is best though. Also always sold out.

>>7894034
>not a lot of brits
>leave won

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>>7883732
they're still mad about that tussle in 1775

>>7898112
>reading comprehension
>logic
>>>
>you

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>>7887792
>new york deep dish pizza

So this is what chinks feel when we eat authentic chicken and broccoli

>>7888179
it's supposed to be stuffing

>>7893009
You sure got the eu cucks mad.

>>7893331
The eu is the cuckshed though.

@7895229

No (you) for you.

>>7898112
The remaincuck will probably spend a month protesting your reply.

>>7883544
So bad food just worse?

>>7887170

it clearly says goldhawk road, which is a road i cycle down every day and also one on which i have been mugged.

>>7892939

bip-b-b-boop-bap-boopy-bang-bibby-bip-bo-bodiddly-bing-bang-bangarang-a-boop-bap-back to tumblreddit faggot

>>7883699
>stop appropriating your own ancestral culture!
>>7888171

you fucks can't be serious

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>>7886327

Every time

>>7883544
>American food
No such thing.

>>7887792
That's ballsy, this shit would actually have the potential to get you shot in the us, in either city.

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>>7883764
Coventry Fried Chicken is where it's at, lads

>>7887804
best bar WITHOUT A DOUBT

Chipper beside me does deep fried mars bars, takes a few years off but worth it once or twice

>>7900256

Pemmican
Cornbread

>>7891844
Hotter than the magentosphere of the Sun around the outside, colder than the dark side of Pluto in the middle. That's the only outcome of Deep Dish Chicagotown pizza

>>7892939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXa80iqZQqI
but Islam is inherently bad. and how can someone be racist against an ideology?

>>7893009
If you want to live on a mud farm with nobody else to talk to, just move to Ireland. That sort of thinking has been a great success for them.

>>7883900
>knife in right hand
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7901059
Calm down, faggot.

>>7901059
that's the correct hand you arab

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>>7883764
>Aman's Chicken
What happens when he runs out of chicken?

>>7901088
he goes to the wholesaler to buy more

>>7901101
You ruined my le epic meme :'^(

>>7889842
This is true.

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>>7898549

>this guy

>>7887971
More importantly, why does it say two minced pies when it just looks like a one blob of mince pie?

>>7883565
Just in case you we're wondering this is fake, Game is the biggest chain of video game stores in the UK.

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>>7888916
do similar except with 2 pre roasted chickens, microwave mashed potatoes, canned beans, can corn, $5 pie, a gallon plastic jug of vodka, some juice mix and 2 packs of backwoods. ready to pull a ho for the night.