When Is the Best Time To Get Corndog?

>>7882877
These things actuall grow tubbers in their roots that you can eat

>>7882877

Whenever your county fair is.

You think that's mustard you're licking?

>>7882877
After a long day at the beach, when you're tired and exhausted and want a snack before going back to your car

>>7882884
>Whenever your county fair is.
This. It's just a rare occasion if you think someone is doing them right, like at a fair. Who ever had 12 inches at home of hot oil to deep fry?

Years ago, pillsbury made a cornbread biscuit dough that I could wrap around kosher all beef dogs and bake like pigs in a blanket. Sucks they discontinued it.

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anytime from ja/ck/

>>7883028
this is one of the most nsfw things i've ever seen

>>7883028
I want to punch him in the fucking face

>>7883037
>>7883139
he's got brain problems

>>7883143
That's not an excuse

>>7883139
don't worry, his wife has done that numerous times already

>>7882877
>if you make a joke on facebook it will eventually be mistaken for idiocy on 4chan

>>7883028
>oil not hot enough to bubble when the dog goes in
>oil not deep enough to cover the fucking thing
>THAT FUCKING OVERFLOW ONTO HIS FAT FUCKING HAND
i want to kill him

>>7883230
>oil not hot enough to bubble when the dog goes in
oh my god i didn't even realize, it's like he dropped it into a pan of room temp water
ughghghghgh

>>7883028
Can he doing anything right?

Seriously, just one thing that he does well or even competently?

>>7884216
Party cheese salad

>>7882877
https://youtube.com/watch?v=38OhguMdks4

only harvest corn dogs in months that end in R

>>7882877
I don't believe you. Post a webm of you eating one.

>>7883220
I once saw someone say "I hope they're poisonous" to be edgy, as if the person actually ate them, and im pretty sure they're edible.

>>7884254
What the fuck?

When its vegan and organic.

>>7882877
When you're starving to death.
Never had one that didn't suck.

>>7884375
It's how its spores spread.

>>7883028
I'm so impressed by how inept he is.
I haven't paid much attention to Jack in ages. Has he gotten any better?

>>7885520
lol no

>>7885368
I had one that was purple.

and like two more that were green.

>>7882878
The roots can also be boiled down for a rich source of DMT.

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>>7884374
>im pretty sure they're edible.

Cattail roots are edible, (kinda like a flavorless carrot) though you need to pick the young ones, as the larger ones are stringy instead of crisp and crunchy, though the larger ones can be dried and made in flour.

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>>7882877
4-5pm on a warm summer afternoon at the fair

right when you know you shouldn't be eating

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Does anybody actually eat this thing or is it just an ingredient? It tastes like shit on its own.

>>7887677
celeryman.gif

if u aint dippin u trippin

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>>7883220

>>7886693
Corndog consciousness

>>7886693
Is this true? There's a ton of them close by.

Don't like getting naseous because of cough syrup

>>7885520

He's convinced himself that he's some kind of culinary prodigy. There's no saving him.

>>7882877
Are there any commercial brands of corn dog that dont have honey in them? All the packaging I see in supermarkets shows or lists honey. I'm more interested in a purely savory or salty taste.