No food rekt thread? FOOD REKT THREAD! Gore welcome as well...

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>>7877852
>hating on based bologna cake

>>7877842
how about instead of this, we discuss ways people could have saved this

she could have used a way lower heat
in fact, I've started eggs in a cold pan and they've turned out better than that

>>7877861
are you the genius who finally mastered this unitasker?

>>7877860
>let me get my smallest knife

>>7878366

That looks like something that a doctor would find in your lower colon before telling you that you'll be automatically shitting into a bag through a hole in your abdomen for the rest of your stunted life

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>>7878764
Kek

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>>7877860

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Fake eggs from China.
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/06/how-to-make-a-rotten-egg/

>>7877852
I would rather poke my dick with a cactus than eat that

>>7878366
that looks like a monster from an old black and white horror film, it looks like its gonna start moving

>>7880605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4lwLUO_SEs

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>>7882746

>>7877860
Anyone else having an anxiety attack? Fuck bitch, learn to cut!

HEY can someone please post the picture of the receipt for like 12 kobe beef steaks all well done?

>>7877860
I just like to imagine she was high as fuck while doing this