What is the greatest beverage and why is it pic related?

>>7877761
Water, you fat fuck

>>7877875
Literally the most plebeian beverage on the planet, you boring bastard.

op's tears

water
t. a booze hound

objectively it's water

Water, obviously

>>7877761
Water

Out of every beverage ever? That's a tough one.

I'm going to have to go with...water.

>>7877761
I like their cherry cola better.

>>7877761
I'm a big fan of that beverage featured prominently in that big Kevin Costner movie in the 90s.

>>7877905
>falling for the tricks of the dihydrogen monoxide mafia
No wonder it was a fiasco. People saw right through that scam.

>>7877877
>A necessity to human life
>Boring

>>7877761
That shit is dope. I rarely get it despite working practically next door to a place that sells it because it's FUCKING EXPENSIVE when you're poor but god damn it's good shit. Cola as cola should be.

Ah fuck now I gotta get some ice cream from the place next to the place that sells Fentiman's and make a float.

>>7878168
Next you'll tell me you're fucking wild about oxygen.

All their shit sucks except the rose one.

>>7878647
Not him, but I binge on oxygen every damn day, shit's good.

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what are you all, fags or somethin?

go drink some moxie

>brewing process used gives the drink an alcohol content of up to 0.5%
>0.5% abv
>greatest beverage

The fuck kind of dum dum bait is this even supposed to be?

>>7878670
seconded.

>>7877761
but that's not arizona grapeade

>>7878673
>he's a drinker