..

My opinion is it is awful.

the frozen pizza equivalent of craft beer

That box makes me so uncomfortable.
Reminds me of these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo

I like the brand, but don't follow the directions for baking. Bake it at 450F degrees instead, and watch it to make sure it doesn't burn. Note the time and you can repeat in the future without having to look.

>>7847757

I had the bacon, chicken, jalapeno one. Wasn't bad. Quality of ingredients seemed high. Needs more sauce though.

File: 11461-box-l[1].png (772KB, 750x640px) Image search: [Google]

772KB, 750x640px

>>7847757
It's mediocre for it's extremely high end price

I used to swear by Palermo's, but in all honesty when it comes to pre frozen pizza - which you have to accept is just going to be mediocre at best by nature - the surprising best of the lot was pic related, this specific kind in particular. Note not regular Digorno, it has to be the "pizzaria!" shit and probably the flat crust ones specifically.

>>7848077
This, especially the supreme and margherita ones.

Wish there was one with a pesto base though

its better than the typical frozen pizza, but its definitely not worth the price at all
you might as well just get pizza from a local pizza joint

>>7847757
I think it's apropos to say that the packaging screams Reddit.

>>7848077
This is true. Normal digiorno is still significantly better than other brands.

>>7847757
Hipster bait

>>7847757
never seen or heard of it breddy cool package tho

File: hi.jpg (50KB, 350x525px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 350x525px

>>7848448

Whatever you do don't get the pepperoni one.

File: 1462667064916.gif (152KB, 500x516px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 500x516px

I've never tried it. The packaging looks so fucking gay that I have zero interest in the actual product.

>>7847757
stop buying meme shit

start buying cheese digiornos (only cheese)

cheese digiorno still better than any other delivery or premade pizza. significantly.

What ingredients does /ck/ add to their premade piepies?

>>7847757

Packaging is nice.

As for the pizza itself, it probably had somewhat better quality than the others, but it was a forgettable experience.

File: 20160403_153544.jpg (2MB, 2748x2224px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2748x2224px

Anybody ever have this?

>>7848185
>pesto base pizza

Please kill yourself you inbred piece of shit.

>>7847757

I remember a poster calling it the 'Screamin' Israeli' for the fact it has less topping and less overall pizza (diameter) than competitors.

File: 1314340641908.jpg (54KB, 620x350px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 620x350px

Box makes it look like it's full of frozen vomit.

Hipster frozen pizza

their pepperoni pizza is good, cheese is better than most, crust sucks

its ok if you get it on sale, if not, freschetta brick oven is still king of frozen pizzas

File: maxresdefault.jpg (324KB, 1244x1080px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 1244x1080px

I liked pic-related, but I don't believe they make it anymore.

As for >>7849029 , I've had their Lakeview (basically chicken sausage and yellow peppers, among other stuff), and it was alright. Doubt I'd go out of my way to buy another one.

It's fucking trash. If you follow the instructions the pizza still comes out raw and watery tasting.

>>7847802
So it's a top quality pizza?

>>7849103
I've never seen that one. Gonna try Urban Pie.

>>7849108
This. Their instructions suck, best to keep it in the oven 10-15 minutes longer than they say.

>>7849045
I like marinara, but sometimes variety's nice too.

>>7847757
Crust tasted like fucking cardboard to me. Didn't to anybody else who ate it though, I don't know what happened.

Toppings and shit were decent otherwise.

It's horrendously greasy. It's overpriced. The ingredient quality is average.

Would steer clear of.

>>7847757
It's just slightly better than Tony's Cardboard Flavor at the price of actually decent pizza.

If you're going to go frozen, you're better off with Ferschetta or DiGiorno or any of those instead.

And really, buying pre-made pizza dough and just making your own only takes like 30 minutes anyway and is totally worth it.

>>7847757
Too much oregano in their sauce.

>black olives

into the trash it goes

>>7847757
The packaging is too contemporary for me
>le hip moustache
>le old timey pointing hand graphics (with bonus rock n roll gesture, for irony)
>le intentionally corny "this will rule your mouth"
DiGiorno elevated frozen pizza before it was cool.

File: hambuger-pizza.jpg (79KB, 600x307px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 600x307px

Add a couple of other toppings to these and they're quite good.

File: 25765_03_t.jpg (7KB, 86x65px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 86x65px

Best frozen yuro pizza coming through

File: 25765_03_f.jpg (255KB, 772x579px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 772x579px

>>7850322
how embarassing

>>7850324
>Lidl

ja, echt peinlich

File: image.jpg (331KB, 987x1000px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 987x1000px

It can be ok on lazy days and when you are sick.

When I get a frozen pizza, it's a given its going to be shit, so I get the wildest flavors they have.
>bbq chicken
>chili cheese
>spinach and goat cheese
The latter one was pretty good, desu.

File: image.jpg (157KB, 718x377px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 718x377px

>>7850324
you're right, that is embarrassing.

>>7849058
The word hipster doesn't mean anything at this point.

I grabbed one that was on sale and it was the greasiest piece I've ever seen.

>>7850996
And yet we're all fairly capable of telling if something is hipster or not.
Fuck off.

>>7851015
Read: I can still tell when I don't like something and then I call it hipster.

File: img-products-multi-classic-pepperoni[1].jpg (35KB, 594x592px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 594x592px

That brand looks like it costs way too much and the box is stupid looking
Red Baron is pretty good without being expensive

>>7847757
Being a fag

File: poop beer.jpg (437KB, 1800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1800x1200px

>>7849122
Anything with a curly q mustache on the container is targeted at hipsters.
Take pic related, for example

I don't like the sauce. Over all it was okay and not worth the price but their sauce killed the experience for me.

File: 11165-box-l.png (843KB, 750x640px) Image search: [Google]

843KB, 750x640px

how does >>7847757 compare in softness to digiornos?

>>7853488
The crust wasn't that bad when I ate one of the mustache ones but the sauce is better on DiGiorno in my opinion but if you don't get them on sale I'd still take a chain pizza over either or just buy a $1 tostinos simply for the savings. They are all just dough, sauce and cheese anyways. I even make them on english muffins for cheap because I'm a smoker and it really doesn't matter that much for flavor.

File: totinos_pepperoni_party_pizza_01.jpg (86KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 800x600px

Why spend more when you can get the best frozen pizza for cheap?

>>7854965
These are pretty fucking cheap! I like the cripy crust, and the pepperoni squares. But it needs a better sauce!

>>7848485
this

the dough is good, the cornmeal on the bottom is good, the sauce is amazing, the cheese is voluminous

kickass pizza

>>7849029
I had the mushroom one once. It was pretty decent for a frozen pizza. Definitely higher quality toppings than most.

well... Jack liked it

File: 72180630414.jpg (74KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 300x300px

Freschetta used to be really good. I actually used to prefer their pizza to all the local pizza joints around here. Something about the seasonings they used, the cheeses and that crust was really good.

Now they're fucking garbage, one of if not the worst frozen pizzas on the market. Ever since the 'naturally rising' meme took over there was a steep drop in frozen pizza quality and Freschetta was hit harder than most.

>Ctrl-F Reddit
>Only 1 result
Come on guys.

>>7847757
shit. eat real food anon. respect yourself.

>wasting money on frozen pizza

Just get delivery you fucks. 10 times more delicious for only slightly more expensive.

>Ctrl+F Kroger's
>0 results

Foot-wide, thick, good texture, and loaded the fuck up with toppings. Costs $5 at the minimart. Their supreme is probably my go-to choice for frozen pizza these days.

>>7855212
I live out in the sticks. There's precisely 1 pizzeria within 10 miles of here and they don't deliver. Their pizza is average at best, anyway.

>>7850963
>fork in the photo
triggered

>>7855217
Kroger's White sauce chicken pizza is GOAT for bulking.

>>7855212
all delivery pizzas are worse than the good frozen pizzas. 75% of the weight of any delivery pizza is grease.

File: 67347457865.jpg (356KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 2048x1536px

>>7855272
>he doesn't degrease his pizza

>>7855212
>slightly

1 pizza is like $10 minimum, plus tax, delivery charge, tip which brings it to $15-20

Frozen pizza is like $5

>>7855329
Just walk to the place you mongoloid

>>7855329
>delivery charge, tip

nigga why are you giving 50-100% tip?

File: target pizza.jpg (308KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

308KB, 1600x1200px

This is a Target 'Archer Farms' brand frozen pizza.

It's the GOAT frozen pizza.

>>7855272
Stop ordering from Little Ceasars

>>7849029
That actually sounds pretty fucking good. I've never actually had mushrooms or chicken sausage on a pizza but the rest is 10/10.

I doubt I'll ever find it in bumbfuck Kentucky though.

>>7855272

i can literally order from the best pizzeria in london every night

how does it feel you untouchable

>>7855387
>how does it feel you untouchable

Are you an Indian? This sounds like something a poo in loo would think is insulting.

>>7847757
Looks like some Trader Joe's shit.

>>7855404

no, but it was indeed a reference to the indian caste system.

>>7855279
>those dryer sheets on the keyboard

I really wish he didn't delete his youtube channel. I used to thoroughly enjoy watching his videos when I wanted to feel like I was normal.

>>7855418

> delete his youtube channel.

WHAT

File: prenerf Dr. Enforcicle with prenerf RTR is coming to ruin your day.png (235KB, 556x330px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 556x330px

>>7855418
>>7855425
Ully is gone?!

File: screaming sicilian.jpg (5KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 250x250px

>>7847757
All I can see...

>>7854965
totino's is fucking nasty

>>7855186
>freschetta
>ch
triggered
that would be pronounced fress-kett-uh

>>7849049
Not him but I used to work at a place that did pesto pasta (orecchiette), every time I smelled that shit I'd want to gag, I can't imagine using it as pizza sauce

>>7855339
>nigga why are you giving 50-100% tip?

that's how much they tell me the tip is

File: 1441928036310.gif (1MB, 217x217px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 217x217px

>>7855212
what about when I'm high as shit and its 4 in the morning?

>>7855462
>>7855425
I think Leafy made a video featuring him which led him to delete his channel, but I could be wrong.
I think some of his videos got re-uploaded, but I doubt everything did.

>>7855059
this. fuck digiorno's. i'd rather have a party pizza

>>7850963

>shows a fork touching the pizza

what the actual fuck?

Just buy a digiornio/frechetta and add oregano, basil and crushed red pepper, put it in the oven and put garlic butter on the crust for the last 4-5 minutes of baking and you'll have edible freezer pizza

Garbage. Bought one when it came out, wife and I had the runs for like 2 hours after eating it.

>>7855359
I hope you're not just memeing because I will go out and try this, I drive near Target on my commute

The four cheese version of these made me realize I have mild lactose intolerance, I guess it was because the ricotta or mozzerella was really milky and cheap. I was super bloated and farty, and I really don't have much of a problem with any other lactose other than straight up milk or cream.

>>7852079
Screamin' Sicilian has a perforated cut-out curly mustache on the back of the box.

I think that says enough.

Freschetta brick oven is the eternal GOAT of frozen pizzas, this is undeniable

I tried it twice, thought the crust sucked. Freschetta Brick Oven used to be my favorite, but lately I've been won over buy the Walmart take and bake 5 cheese, and then adding my own pepperoni, onions, and bell peppers.

Inb4 Walmart hate. It's the only grocery store worth a fuck near me.

>>7855757
Sorry you can't lose weight other ways. If you don't want to be healthy, don't bitch to me or the method.

File: cpk_bbq_chicken_thin_crust_01.jpg (81KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 800x600px

>>7847757
I hope you all die a terrible death

>>7855796
Do they still make that Thai pizza? I haven't seen it in years, but always thought it was awesome.

File: DPZ_N3_HP_carryout_799.jpg (26KB, 214x250px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 214x250px

>>7847757

Given the fact that dominoes has stepped up their game substantially recently, AND the fact that they have that $7.99 for a large with 3 toppings deal from mon. to thurs - I see no fucking reason to ever buy frozen shit from the frozen food section.

Best frozen pizza I've had is surprisingly a "thin crust" which I normally hate. "Great Value" brand you get at wal-mart or sam's club, buffalo chicken, mega meat or philly are good.
Haven't had a good regular crust frozen pizza yet

>>7855806

i haven't seen it.

>>7854965
I don't like the new package because it made them make the pizza thicker, it doesn't get crispy anymore without some burning.

>>7854965

Absolute worst, shit tier.

File: IMG.jpg (252KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

252KB, 600x800px

>>7855760

why are you allergic to fun, friend?

>>7847757
>everyone saying it's overpriced
>it's 7.99 is my area
>65% of the time it's BOGO

That being said, I personally think it's a really good pizza, but it's really fucking greasy.

>>7855744
Nah, he's right. Target has some GOAT pizza.

>>7855186
Damn I thought it was just me.

>>7855840
Wait, so pulling a piece of cardboard off of a frozen package and then sticking the cardboard in your nose and walking around is what you call fun?

>>7855186
>naturally rising

Am I the only one who shits blood after eating that? Its literally only when I eat "naturally rising" frozen pizza and never any other time.

>>7851015
le sigh

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

>>7855961
>t. retarded hipster who was a hipster before hipsters were mainstream

>>7855186
this was the most based pizza brand. Sauce stuffed was GOAT. Than for no apparently reason they canned it. They almost redeemed themselves with the Pizza Amore! line but THAN they got rid of that too.. and now its just total shit. The brick oven ones were passable but than they generalized those too. Its all shit now.. all of it. Just wastes space in the grocers freezer

>>7855985

I've found that their cheese pizza can be an ok base if you can provide your own fresh toppings. So.. if you can get them BOGO it can be salvaged.

>>7855981
>falling for copypasta
kys newfag

>>7856000
>I read this post before you, so I am superior

t. oldfag hipster

>>7849117
Pretty good for frozen pizza, but way too expensive for what you get.

>>7847757
It shows that marketing works. The packaging is the only reason anyone cares about this brand.

>>7856479
Wow that's a really accurate description of craft beer, actually.

>>7855792

that isn't healthy

>>7855947

you have haemorrhoids and confirmation bias

File: ristorante-pizza-spinaci-pizza-und-snacks.png (291KB, 359x380px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 359x380px

you're all faggots

O E T K E R
E
T
K
E
R

what do you cucks think of frozen california pizza kitchen
>>7856601
decent

>>7856483

That and the large amount of high quality toppings on a good crust

>>7856601
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389343/Man-wins-praise-critics-pizza--owns-just-bought-freezer-local-supermarket.html

reminder that yuropoors can't actually taste the difference between frozen pizza and quality freshbaked pizza

>>7849053
CANNOT UNSEE

>>7854965
This pizza tastes like chemical solvents and plastic

Please no

>>7850963
the pizza pollo is pretty goat
might pick one up later today

>>7847757
they are so good that when I bought one the woman at checkout commented on how good they are.

>>7855212
Make your own pizza. It's cheaper and tastes better.

>>7847757
Good enough if on sale. Not worth paying more than you would for a Red Baron.

>>7856013
people openly admitting to be newfags on 4chan
wew lad

For frozen pizza my grocery store stocks local pizzas, frozen.

Better than any other brand, easy

File: IDShot_540x540.jpg (104KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 540x540px

This pizza is crazy good

It's one of the only frozen pizzas to actually have crust that feels like crust, even the non stuffed crust ones have crust that rises really high and cooks very well by simply placing it into the oven on the tray the comes with it

They're huge too, like 650g for £2.50. Way better than any other frozen pizza I've ever had.

>>7854965
My negro!

File: 1467938576202.jpg (36KB, 387x461px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 387x461px

>>7854965
>not posting their pizza rolls

Bruh.

>>7860275
American here. I used to live in the UK. This stuff is utter dogshit. There's maybe five good pizzerias on the entire island.

Digiorno is literally some of the best pizza you can find

I don't know how they do it

>>7860275
Ive never eaten that, and I likely never will. The packaging is supposed to show the food in its best light, and the food never looks as good as the package. With that said, that looks like the shittiest slice of pizza I have ever eaten.

>>7854965
is the bottom crust stuffed with something?
it looks like a strange shadow or ground beef

>>7855279
>such delicate care of his keyboard
>no attention to his facial hair

dear ully guide me through this hangover

>>7855052
>cornmeal

Fuck you and fuck your edible faggot sand.

>>7860275
Those mini ones that come two in a pack are ok, nothing special, but then what do you expect for cheap microwave 'go 'za.

>>7855732

was it a race?

>>7855941

and damn, those cardboard knobs look like they hurt like hell being stuffed up your nostrils

>>7862622

it's actually pretty good, and only 5 bucks

>>7862622
Marketside is 9/10 good shit.

>>7861320

> There's maybe five good pizzerias on the entire island.

fuck off idiot

>>7847757
>what's the general consensus on this brand of frozen pizza?
>Screamin Sicilian
I haven't had it yet, because GRRR, I have a narrow freezer, but I have tried their Stromboli with the meatballs/pepperoni/ricotta because of the small 2 serving box. I did the micro-bake combination method with a 2 minute microthaw, and then a 15 minute bake. They were actually mostly delicious with good tasting cheeses. The dough was nicely doughy, not tough, and tasted fresh. The meatballs were wonderfully seasoned and pretty generous, probably about 8 per stromboli (mini sized). The pepperoni was floppy and only so-so flavorwise, and so I might forgo that flavor when I eventually do try the pizzas. Overall 8/10, and would buy again, and likely only this flavor. It still is less than something I could get from a local joint but likely better than what someone could get if only chains were their choices somewhere else.

I've tried all the take n bake rectangular options from WalMart, which are alright as a "snack" kind of thing, party appetizers, something to have with some wine or beer and some pool party time, but the crusts are not flavorful. They also fit in my fridge, not my freezer.

What I typically if I want homemade pizza is get the dough balls from Publix, and if you ask, they'll give you a frozen one, so you can thaw it yourself the next day or two. If you saute some fresh spinach or peppers with a flavorful sausage like Publix' artichoke parm or spinach feta, or Aidells sun-dried tomato. I dive the dough ball into 4ths. Stretch out a disc with each. I simple add a little warm filling on top of a dollop of ricotta and smoked provolone into each calzone. I sprinkle with olive oil and sea salt. Bake on pizza stone on top of parchment for any leaks :P

i feel like i'm the only one who can stomach frozen pizza by using a dipping sauce like ranch or bleu cheese dressing, otherwise it just is mediocre to plain bad.

>>7862690
>bleu
Retard.

>>7862695
Either spelling is correct, anon.

File: image.jpg (31KB, 265x300px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 265x300px

>>7862696
>isn't the sky a bright bleu today?

>>7855840
Real Screamin' Sicilian fun would be showing a mafioso being gutted with a shiv that you could pop out of the cardboard on the back.

>>7847757
>what's the general consensus on this brand of frozen pizza?
Not realizing they're all shit out of the same half dozen factories nationally.

>>7863287

>some store brand products are made in the same factories as name brand products and just given different packaging
>everything is the same and there's no point in even discussing anything

>>7862696
>Yeah can I get a pound of سبز beans please and a half pound of the លឿងfin tuna?

>>7862704
>chicken cordon blue

>>7863330

Yeah, it's acceptable to use the French spelling when it's the name of a dish (e.g. "filet mignon" rather than "fillet mignon").

Many people who grew up going out to restaurants frequently saw it written as "bleu" on the menu, and it's just sort of become a socially acceptable way of spelling it in the English speaking world. Then the internet came along and autists started going full autismo.

>>7855279
based uli

>>7863347

Some of us engineering types deserve the version "fillet" for the purely mechanical engineering definition, and exclusively use the word "filet" exclusively for boneless cuts of meat to reduce confusion.

You wouldn't like it if someone filleted or chamfered your mignon...

>>7855664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCA5F9al31M

That's not it, this is why he did it.

>>7851991
It's fucking disgusting, shit on the heel of a boot-tier frozen pizza.

>>7847757
omg i had that fucking pizza and its gross as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7855806
They do, but it's special edition and only available for short times

>>7855930
>>7855744
Not memeing. It's really fucking good for a $5 pizza.

>>7855840
>This is the pizza to take with you when you're going to the mattresses!

wut

>>7855466

even if i was a raging homosexual, i couldn't use one of those. could you imagine going at it, then realizing it was moving on its own... then you hear it moan.

nightmares