Can we get a thread with shit like this

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>>7841966
And this

A couple of months ago I saw a thread like this that had a bunch of hilarious webm's of a guy completely failing at cooking....and apparently he is a youtube star. Could yall post some of those webms?

>>7841966
>>7841969
No
>>7841992
No

>>7842038
I'd eat this for the simple fact that I could tell gluten free fags that not all banana peels are gluten free.

>>7842040
>charge'n_mah_lazer.jpg

>>7842038
Put some peanut butter on that, what is wrong with that at all?

>>7842001
Fuck off nobody makes you to post. Eat shit, cum nugget.

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Classic britfood.

>>7842276
is that a knife?

>>7842295
No. It's a butter spoon.

>>7842313
Alright I'll let you off this time but you better get a permit for that spoon.

>>784196969
What's that filling, pickled onions?

>>7841992
Keemstar? Tyler1?

>>7842892
Is that cat food?

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Classic

>>7842906
That's Sweet Tomatoes/Soup Plantation. I know it from the bowls

>>7842914
ding ding we have a winner

>>7842903
it was someone's "dessert plate" from a Golden Coral. I like to look at peoples submitted photos from Yelp taken at local shitty places.

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He's a contribution from my kitchen.

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>>7842964
looks like some perfectly nice sweet potato

>>7842953
I loved that place when I lived in Florida. It is a great buffet.

>>7842912
Wha... What is that?

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>>7842982
it's Fozzy bear's dick

>>7842981
I find it extremely underwhelming,

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balut.

>>7843000
Okay, that's cool. Do you have any recommendations for buffets you enjoy or do you avoid them in general?

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>>7843015
I like Indian buffets the best. I don't eat meat, so I have way more options and like how flavorful the food is. We also have a vegan Chinese buffet that fucking rules here. I don't go to chains often, so I couldn't really help you.

>>7843041
That's fine, I was just curious if you had any preferences. I've never been to an Indian buffet so now I'm interested in trying that. Thanks for the tip!

>>7841966
This image inspired me to try bananas with ketchup a few weeks ago...it was ok, not something I would eat regularly though

>>7843096
Pike is so fucking awful.

>>7842040
I actually love this, genius

>>7842038
In México we eat this

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>>7844244

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>>7844246

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>>7844252

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>>7844253

>>7844253
>goopy carbonara

also
>http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
the tags are cringey but the food gore is solid

>>7842908
pictures like this make me wish someone would get all the way to the finale of masterchef and then serve this as their final dish

>>7844269
>get a bunch of college age kids
>give them $5
>saddest dish wins
i'd watch that

>>7844286
>>7844269


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRoRKmELj-c

>>7842016
This is actually good

>>7844392
pottatos in 2 slices of bread with ketchup and something that looks like peanut butter ? hmm

>>7844392
they look like generic oven chips but still, nowt wrong with a chip butty.

>>7844419
can't see any peanut butter. it looks like seeded bread if that's what you're seeing?

>>7842137
underrated post

>>7844425
i could be wrong but it looks like the the piece of bread on the left has something on iz and to me it resembles peanut butter, i mean why would he have a butter knife there if he didnt use it ?

>>7844419
>>7844486
it's butter

>>7844490
i agree. with peanuts.

>>7844490
>>7844773
just look at the colour. butter is lighter in colour

>>7844779
It's most likely spreadable butter, i.e. margarine.

>>7844791
yeah. with peanuts

>>7841966
Oh boy, let's post the same 30 or so images again!

>>7844833
and you just bumped it replying you dumb fuck

>>7844835
if your ass hurts try using wet tissues or some aloe vera.

>>7842892
Woo hoo! Someone went to the super buffet!

>>7842030
omg *_*

>>7844486
My vote is it's either ketchup and butter OR raspberry jelly (look at the consistency) and peanut butter, thus a pb and j w fries.

>>7841966
What's the gray stuff on the left?

>>7842040
I want this.

>>7841992
I was in that epic thread

>>7845592

Wow what's the episode where he makes jenkem?

>>7845607
General Tso's Chicken.

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>tfw sandwich

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>>7843096

>>7842982
french omelette?

>>7843096
>raw lakefish
Holy parasites!

>>7843279
They're not worth cleaning unless they're pretty big.

>>7842030
What's wrong with an Alaskan sausage pan?

>>7845567
Steak

If you read this you're a cuck.

>>7842063
holy shit

>>7842908
Scrambled eggs and ketchup are bretty gud t.bh pham

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>Here's that hotdog you wanted, anon.

>>7847158
thats a popcorn taco

>>7847177
Weak b8 faggot

>>7845997
holy shit this triggers me. It's like you have never even graduated high school. STEAK is a cut, it's not a meat.

>>7847177
>popcorn
What the fuck are you on

>>7847206
Did you actually look at the image

>>7842038
This actually seems like a better way to-

WAIT. I'm going to put banana and peanut butter on a hotdog bun. Why is this not a thing?

>>7847158
please go away grandma

>>7844804
>americans have never seen butter from grass fed cows

It's bright yellow, not the dull garbage you get from corn stuffed moo's

>>7845737
Bukake casserole?

>>7847173
Can i get some hotdog with that ketchup?
:^)

>>7844244
That shit needs to be grilled and have a light coating of butter/cheese on top. Then it would be alright.

>>7847291
1st im not an american so you can eat shit
2ns if that is bright yellow to you you should get your eyes checked

>>7844225
>we

Matate

>>7842889
TYLER
FKIN
1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI70K6R_Cdo

THE FUUCK

>>7844297
That editing was pretty well done

>>7845741
Looks cumbersome to eat.

>>7842020
not enough pookeys to be quite honest

>>7844225
Where? Is it in the south? They will eat anything

>>7842902
this one makes me laugh

>>7842892
>>7842964
>>7844252

I would eat the shit out of that like a starving bandit and lick the plate.

>>7848735
>cucumbersome

>>7848565
but how do i make rum ham

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>>7842063
at least take the god damn sticks out

>>7843041
Are you in houston? That looks like pepper tree.

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>>7850294
>That fucking juice at the end
every god damned time

>>7850294
What the fuck.
You need to delete this right now, young man.

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>>7850294

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>>7850294

>>7850294
Reminds me of the mexican trash called crazy doritos.

>>7843214
Wasn't ketchup originally made with bananas or something? Did I dream this?

>>7842040
why is this in this thread? it looks delicious apart from the wimpy salad

>>7850385

Nope. The Filipinos made up Banana Ketchup though due to a tomato shortage so it IS a thing.

>>7847737
different anon, but how can someone be so stubborn and stupid enough to argue against one of the basic components of a chip butty. it's damn french fry sandwhich served with ketchup on buttered bread.

>>7850294
What's with the juice?

>>7842063
what is that fat stuff on it wtf ?

>>7850294
That last thing looks like his fermented piss.

>>7850294
This is pure bullshit, no wonder everyone hates us. I mean one thing is chips with corn, looks nasty as fuck but tastes good but this, this is just unbearable, the guy who came up with this should be in fucking jail.

>>7850294
This looked okay til the juice.
I'm a spic btw

>>7850294
you can tell by his brisk, confident movements that he's an experienced chef in a street vendor's clothes
what a meme

>>7847182
>>7847206
Oh shit! You idiots are in for a surprise.

>>7843066
I found I loved Indian buffets.

Then I found the hard way that they don't love me back.
I have some painfully obvious allergy to something that is common in their cooking.
I intend to go to an allergist once my work's insurance picks me up in November.

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>>7853288

>>7845592
what's the episode with the bleeding chicken?

>>7842137
>I'm a farmer in Malaysia

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>>7853642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>7853653
thanks familia

>>7850294
he had me going until he put like 2 litres of fucking liquid sauces and juice into it, what the fuck

>>7853288
jeez, is that mold?
looks like a fuckin tribble, lol

>>7853503
Fucking hell, I think I woke up my neighbours from laughing so hard.

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>>7848475
Make me, buddy.

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how about some stupid food """""hacks"""""

>>7854591
these make me rage so hard.

>>7842914
>>7842906

I actually worked there for five years, dam that shit look good

>>7854591
are the noodle segments inside the hot dogs still raw?

>>7842964
>>7847173
>>7842964
>>7847367
>>7847370
>>7847386

>Classic image.jpg

>>7854652
>still raw
You fucking cripple.

>>7854605
Why?

>>7853503
What sort of space technology makes an electric range top glow blue?

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>>7850294
>V8

>>7854869
Glass.

>>7850294
I can accept most things on the internet for being their own type of subdivision of perversion and oddness but what in the unholy mother of Satan did I just watch.

What the fuck is that?!

>>7854869
>>7855014
taken with a camera without an infrared filter

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Whats /ck/ having for dinner tonight?

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>>7850294

Was that fucking Clamato juice at the end????

Jesus Christ I want to die after seeing this.

>>7841966
wat

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?!

Half of these pictures are food gore, and half are food porn. Some are just strange but not otherwise disgusting or botched up

>>7842038
This has a lot of potential. Gotta use a banana that's way more ripe, peanut butter under the banana, freeze the banana and put a bit of chocolate shell over it.

>>7844422
>bongs call a sandwich an ass

Lol you lot.

>>7842982
Tamale, I think.

>>7844268
T...tendies?!

>>7850998
Have you never seen corndogs before? It's basically a hotdog baked inside cornbread, they're bretty gud, especially with a good mustard

>>7845741
that would be good if it used some real chese instead of cream shit

>>7853291
strawberry_milk.jpg

>>7855227
the sixty gorillion mice are a nice touch.

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>>7850294
I just dont understand. Why? Help me understand.

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Made coffee ramen with cream once. I do not recommend it.

>>7853503
Glasstops look dark red with a tint of blue because of the black glass. Also that image is blue-shifted, quite obviously.

>>7842202
You too, cock crunching faggot.

I once put alfredo sauce on a pop tart.

I decided not to do it again.

>>7857257
the fuck did you expect?

>>7858265
It's basically cereal that's "cheese" flavored. I did that once back in high school when I'd forgotten to buy more cereal.

>>7842982
Looks a lot like a lyonnaise quenelle.

page 10 save rave

>>7860425
>2016
>browsing by pages

>>7847367
fruity pebbles alone make me want to throw up

>>7842016
wrong thread, fuck off yank

>>7855348
This ain't facebook newfag

>>7842276
lovely toast sandwich

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>>7850294

>>7850294
MODS MODS MODS

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You called?

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>>7850294
S O G G Y
O
G
G
Y

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>>7841966

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Mayo, Mustard, and Bologna cake

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>>7863481

>>7863477
the fuck is this

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>>7850294

>>7843006
apparently this is super delicious. yet to try it.

>>7850294
Can someone give me a rundown of the things he puts on there
i'm completely lost after the beans

>>7842276
>>7860878
Behold the saddest food related Wikipedia page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>>7863470
Pour on a few cups of lime juice and you could become a millionaire in Mexico selling it.

>>7841992
Probably dip shit phil, there are a bunch of them, but this is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7DGPguZK0

>>7841992
Cooking with Jack

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>>7850294

>>7863307
this is actually taste as fuck

>>7863468
i thought this was a 9/11 at first

>>7842912
That at least looks interesting. I'd like to know what it is.

>>7844246
>>7844252
>>7844253
>>7844255
Fuck off posting these same images every fucking thread

>>7853650
Extremely underrated post

Is this all the food pregnant women eat?

>>7850456
replace salad with collard greens... that looks delish.

>>7855227
So, uh, what kind of socks are you wearing right now? Why do you have so many pairs of unopened socks?

I want to know in a totally non-weird way

>>7863484
A classic southern staple