What is the appeal of "cultured" cottage cheese?

>>7829419
It tastes good

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What is the appeal of cottage "cheese"?

>>7829444
It tastes good

>>7829419
It's better than hillbilly flyover cottage cheese?

Wait. Does this mean that I can now eat delicious cottage cheese and keep regular without having to fuck around with vomit-tier yogurt?

>>7829480
Sorry bruh, but cultured cottage cheese taste like vomit-tier yogurt except clumpier. That's why it's cultured.

>>7829419
it goes well with some cultured vegies

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Cottage cheese is great in lasagna

>>7829419
Same idea as cultured butter or yogurt- it's got bacterial cultures in it that give it a more complex sour/tangy flavor.

>>7829419
OP, if you are a girl, you can put it in your cooch to restore regular vaginal function

>>7830531

Apparently touching your cooch and then handling regular cottage cheese will be enough to give it culture as well.

>>7830115
ehhh ricotta is better

I have this fucking vegetarian white lasagna recipe I have been making since college and it's fucking amazing. Like, I'm not vege fag but that shit is so good I still haven't tried to add any meats to it.

>>7830602
>ricotta
Oh. Actually that's what I was thinking of. And yes, it's better.

>>7829419
It knows the difference between Rembrandt and Monet.

>>7830115
Do you mean Ricotta? I hope you mean ricotta?

>>7830642

>millennials think knowing the difference between two hugely famous artists who painted two centuries apart and were from different countries makes a cottage cheese cultured

>>7830643
Yes, that's what I meant. Pretend I just said ricotta in the first place.