post what you're eating ITT

Manzanilla olives straight out of the jar.

>>7825644
WTF. I HATE fucking paper cups full of dressing. Button mushrooms are the worst mushroom. That just looks like plate that will make your Asshole rip the nastiest farts. The kind that linger and stink up an entire room. KYS

>>7825664
keeping it classy

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nothing exciting really, just a few chicken thighs and some veges

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>>7825683
Finished the jar. Also drank the juice. Not proud but I don't regret it.

>>7825693
i hate blurry pics of food

>>7825892
Is that cheese sauce or mustard? Either way, there's barely any of it compared to the chilli.

>>7825892
looks disgusting

>>7826140
pizza that looks like that is so depressing

>>7826500
what is that in the center? poop? coprophile?

>>7825812
sorry I don't have a smartphone atm, thats my webcam

>>7826501
bottom is sirloin steak, on it are three mushrooms stacked like a snowman.

>>7825679

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, where people drink beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and have a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty meal on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

>>7825644
Whats up white boi

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Rosemary & Garlic Rack of Lamb with a smokey sweet potato purée

>>7825892

>detoilet

>>7827880
Sounds nice, what goes into the puree?

>>7827828
omg lol i almost spilled my purple drank. you showed him, darkie!

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Vichyssoise that I made last night.

>>7828020

For the purée:
Rendered bacon set aside the meat
Sweat 1 onion w/ S&P
Added 3 baked sweet potatoes no skin
In blender I had some half n half and parsley then added what was in pot then blend.
Strained through fine mesh strainer back into pot with butter, 1 whole lemon zest and half a lemon juice.

It was ok

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>>7826130
this seems pretty accurate..took the words right out of my mouth anon

>>7827818
Good ol pasta

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>>7825892

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Freedom

>>7825892
You're an enigma

>>7827880
That plate is hilarious and I want it. Also, looks tasty

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Do you lads wanna know what this disgusting bowl contains?

I ate it all btw , drunk at 4AM browsing 4chan

>>7829229
looks like mayo, bbq sauce? french dressing? wtf were you eating bro

>>7829268
I think there's some honey in there too.

>>7829276
I thought that was sweet and sour sauce

>>7829268
Rice mixed with 2% fat yogurt

Toppings:
BBQ sauce
Mayo
Sweet & Sour sauce
Thousand Island Dressing
French Dressing

You found some of them

>>7829276
No honey , it would become a THICC mix as the honey we have over here in Southern Europe is a bit too natural

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>>7829282

>>7829268
>>7829287
>>7829288
I nailed 4/5 of the toppings

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I forgot to pick up crackers so I'll be eating it straight out of the cup. it makes an almost bearable dinner I guess

>>7829308
an ebony woman! show ass please.

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>>7825644
Are those mushrooms fucking raw? You know they're inedible like that, right?

>>7825644
Just finished cooking this.

>>7829324
>That plain boring ass rice
meh

>>7829324
>raw mushrooms are inedible
LOL
go back to school little girl.

I'm following this recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST_oMoaXCNg

>>7829327
It's got butter in it.

>>7829328
http://www.prevention.com/health/health-experts/ask-dr-weil-it-true-you-should-never-eat-mushrooms-raw

They won't kill you, but you get literally nothing out of eating them raw.

>>7829328
I'll fuck you

>>7829333
I can't believe he does one take for this shit.
>Little bit of cilantro
>puts a complete fuckload on

>>7829333
Isn't that the moron that serves fucking raw chicken?

>>7829338
>prevention.com
hur durr, those are different kinds of mushrooms you pleb.

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>>7829351
>those are different kinds of mushrooms

>>7829347
JOOSY

>>7829347
I vaguely remember a video of his where he was cooking chicken breasts and said they were done after like 5 minutes in the pan which was total bullshit. Did he actually make raw chicken to serve people?

>>7829377
I don't know, I've seen a clip of a fuck that looks just like him cutting open some obviously raw chicken and then acting as if it's cooked and taking a bite from it.

>>7829359
He's right you dumb fuck.

>>7829359
>Honestly thinks you cannot eat raw mushrooms
Go wash your boring dinner down with a glass of bleach.

>>7829382
Please show me where he specifies which mushrooms are bad to eat raw. I'll wait.

>>7829390
I never said you couldn't, but why the fuck would you?

>>7829397
Because of personal taste and recipes?!

>>7829404
But the texture and taste is awful when raw. It's like chewing weak rubber.

>>7829394
Morels

>>7829407
>Admitting to having such a weak palate.
I bet you put cream and sugar in your coffee too.

>>7829427
Mushrooms objectively taste better cooked. There are flavors that don't exist in the raw form. You're trying too hard.

>>7829434
>Mushrooms objectively taste better cooked.
Not always. Up your flavor palate and stop being a pleb.

>>7829441
Yes always.

>>7829443
>Says the retard that until 15 minutes was adamant that mushrooms were toxic if consumed raw.

>>7829453
This guy
>>7829443
>>7829434
Isn't me
>>7829407


>>7829453
I never said they were toxic, I said they were inedible. There's a difference. A major one.

>>7825892
are those covered in liquid crap? because chili sure as hell don't look like that.

>>7829453
Nope. I'm not that guy. There goes your only argument. Oops!

>>7829476
>Implying that's my only argument you uncultured swine.

>>7829453
Morels are toxic when uncooked. As are many other wild mushrooms. There are mushrooms other than the white button mushrooms your mom buys. Oh wait even those have hydrazines and should be cooked.

>>7825892
none of them even recognize a chili cheeser with onions from kfc/a&w

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>>7825644
Laarb & Soup

>>7829288
Grossest shit I ever did saw

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I made tuna casserole for the first time. I looked up like three recipes and then just winged it with what I had. I, and the other adults, loved it! Turned out great. Put spinach in, used cheesy ruffles for the top. The kid took one look at it and refused to even try it. Oh well, looks like she is just going to wake up super early tomorrow morning and Hangry as hell tomorrow, again.

Sippin' Dr, 'per

>>7829633
>letting your kids go to bed hungry if they don't eat what you prepared.

Toptier parent. Would raise children with.

>>7825892
You're a strange guy, man. I really hope I meet you some day

>>7829684
What the hell else are you supposed to do? Drive to McDonald's at 3am because your little princess is hungry but can't stomach a can of baked beans? My daughter tried that ONCE and never again. If my kids are hungry outside of designated meal time, they have to make something themselves with their OWN ingredients. I make them three meals a day, I can't afford to have them digging through the fridge during snack time. I've already taught my daughter, 7, and son, 5, to hunt and field-dress small game. There was a lot of crying through the learning process but they got through it. Now my kids can nail a cat right between the eyes from 100 yards away. They also know to inspect the liver for any potential disease. You must raise your kids like they're living in a fucking castle in the clouds. When the first nukes fall, my kids will be ready, and they'll be raising their own families with the skills I taught them. Survival before fun. That's our family motto.

>>7829457
explain difference, plzz.

>>7829706
This sounds like some lame copy pasta, but you cam never be too sure with some retards.

>>7829706
Oh my god I am so glad you were not my father.

>>7829716
Just chalk it up to autism. If their reaction is that extrapolated, it's autism.

>>7829714
Toxic means it will kill you dead if you eat it. Inedible just means not fit for consumption. Could be non-food things like a marble or whatever that will just pass through but otherwise won't make you sick. In the case of the mushrooms they're a little of both but you'd have to eat shit tons of the common supermarket variety to actually be poisoned from them. They're inedible in the sense that the body cannot digest raw mushrooms so you don't get any nutrition from them.

>>7829706
>making a fucking five year old field dress game
Jesus Christ anon, that is way too young. A kid doesn't have an adult sense of morality at that age. Should have waited till at least ten years old.

>>7829734
Because "morality" will keep them alive in the upcoming nuclear civil war? I killed two birds with one stone teaching my kids this. The neighbor lady's cats stopped fucking around in my yard, and my kin learned to provide for themselves. After the shit hits the fan, your kids will be slaving away while my kids crack the whip above them.

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>>7825644

>>7829745
I can think of at least five things that are far more important than being able to hunt for SHTF.

>>7829567
both.
some people cut them up as they eat, some dip in sauce and take small bite. some dont eat at all like kid so I leave like this.

>>7829762
I've already taught them other basic survival skills. Right now they're going through Minimal Supply/Preparation Survival. They've spent the back few nights sleeping in the dog house with a blanket of leaves. If our house gets destroyed in the hell fire, they very well might be forced to take shelter in a dog house. The main purpose of this lesson is to teach them to seek comfort in uncomfortable places. If you can't fall asleep in a cold, wet, small shelter, then you can't restore your energy, and you'll have a harder time surviving once the sun comes up. Are you teaching your children ANY survival techniques? With the way leftist socialists are trying to run things in this country, shit is going to fall apart real soon. My kids probably won't even know how to drive when the first round of nukes hit, and God knows I won't survive them. They'll be on there own, and my teachings will be the only thing propagating the human race. Sure my methods are harsh, sure they act like they hate me, but this is all for the best. Please tell me you care enough about your kids to at least give them basic survival skills.

>>7829735
Um...no. Wtf?
>>7829684
If she is that hungry she will eat her dinner. I am not going to be one of those sucker parents making three different dinners for a bunch of Whiney spoiled kids. Fuck that. Bend to my will or suffer the consequences.

>>7829890
What if they legitimately try it and hate it? I can think of at least three things my mother made that absolutely disgusted me. I never had the guts to say so though.

>>7829899
If she tries a single bite of it, we can talk about it, but she goes to bed hungry 3 or 4 times a week, and most of the time she hardly glances at it, even if she excitedly helped me cook it. If there were specific things that she didn't like of course I would make allowances, but she's just being a spoiled brat. So she can be a spoiled hungry brat. I take pity on her by letting her have some milk before bed at least.
I really thought she would eat tonight, though. She loves noodles of all kinds, and there were motherfucking potato chips on them.

>>7829921
A lot of it has to do with looks. How old is she? My little brother went through a few weird phases when he was little. Would eat fucking broccoli but couldn't stand pizza and mac and cheese.

>>7829890
#MakeParentingGreatAgain

If it were me, breakfast would be last night's dinner, too.
I was raised to always clean my plate and to never waste food. If I didn't eat it, my dad ate it.

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>>7829933
She is a pretty mature 4
>>7829963
I've thought about it, but it's a little too Mommy Dearest for me. I'd rather start the day of fresh, you know? I tried messing with presentation, but she is just so stubborn.

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Had some bruschetta and a few beers at a local restaurant, wasn't hungry enough for a full meal

>>7829116
with the white hots got damn

>>7829981
Sorry homie, but for me they're eating that or waiting until lunch at school. I'm not letting the child have the illusion of power in this relationship. We can be buddies, we can be pals, but at the end of the day I'm the parent and you'll do what I say.

>>7829981
that ikea fork and dollar store minnie mouse placemat, bro

>>7829981
>4
Yeah she's just at that age. It should pass in a year or so if you don't give in. At least for the most part anyway. And I agree, making them eat it for breakfast is a bit much and will just make them hate the idea of the dish even more. Best thing to do is put the recipe on the back burner for a few months and pull it out again then.

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>>7830004
Hats cool. I am all for the idea of no surrender. But mine isn't in school yet, and she can really fuck of the dinamica of the house when she is in a mood. We will just have to suffer each other.
>>7830015
Mah nigga. Those IKEA eating utensils are bomb. They're even dishwasher safe. I use them sometimes for ice cream or cereal. Good for little ones who have a habit of chewing on stuff.
>>7830060
Yeah, I don't want eating to turn into a war, and then have every meal time be a source of stress. Breakfast and lunch is usually no problem, as cereal, eggs, sandwiches, bagels, this is all stuff she will eat, but if I put every recipe she wouldn't eat on the back burner, all I would be making for dinner is pasta, fries, or chicken tenders. Kid won't even eat mashed potatoes. Even with ketchup, there is no negotiation.

>>7830318
>all I would be making for dinner is pasta, fries, or chicken tenders.
Well she'll knock it off eventually if you don't give in. Be strong anon and raise your daughter right, it's one of my dreams as well.

>>7830370
I'm sorry anon I'm tired. I meant having a daughter of my own and raising her right is one of my dreams.

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this time without posting personal info like a retard

>>7829994
They're just brauts, my man.

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>>7829755
hey an actual interesting, underrated meal post.

>>7831200
dude

I see you post all the time with that at that same computer screen, with the same ponka po.

But all you ever post is takeout or fast food. Why?
also get fucking avast you pleb.

>>7831223
I like to show food I get, sometimes I show food I have. Like bean and cheese burritos or quesadiller.

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Needed to use up that spare peanut oil

>>7828024
This is my favorite post in all of my 9 years on this fucking site.

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It's a pretty boring lunch. Guac, hummus, and chips.

>>7831294
Did you make either the hummus or guacamole?

>>7831307
Made the guac, but it's just avocado, lime juice, some pico de gallo, and sea salt. The hummus is premade pine nut hummus.

>>7829116
>placing your fire arm next to food grease,humidity and carbon particulate


you don't deserve her

>>7831326
>Not cleaning your firearms on a semi-regular basis.
>Complaining about carbon particulate and grease/oil on a firearm.
>Things that it is covered with when being used.
They're not fragile delicate things anyways.
>>7831312
I like simple guacamole like that. It's the best way of just eating an avocado for lunch but not having to bring an avocado with you.

>>7831336
I eat avocados and goat cheese on crackers. Sliced avocado with decent cheese on some kind of crunchy carb is legitimately good.

>>7831337
I've never done it with cheese. If I want to have an avocado at home I'll normally just cut it up and throw salt and pepper on it and eat it with a fork.

But I'll have to try it with some goat cheese and maybe pita chips.

>>7827880
Looks delicious. Also admiring that plate!

I'm having barbecue for dinner, so just a lightish lunch. Spring mix/spinach, tuna, beets, red onion, ground chili paste and red wine vinegar, and a rice cake with a teeny bit of blackberry fruit spread stuff.

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Just dinner of Eastern European poorfag.

>>7831573
none of it looks bad, but the combo is wrong..eating chicken alongside eggs is blasphemy

>>7825644
Blueberries and dill pickles. They compliment each other.

>>7831573
looks like gainnzzz mang

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Rate my sushi

>>7827818
maybe I'm a bit new, but this made me KEK loudly

>>7829116
>Bud Light
>not Budweiser

fuck off commie nu-male

>>7832529
Roll better

>>7832565
>Implying counting calories doesn't make me more tactically mobile to combat communism.

>>7832574
>>7832529
Looks like the problem is he spread the rice on all over the nori instead of just a large portion

>>7832799
3/4ths actually, but I suppose that is too much then?

>>7832805
>Reducing your tacical awareness in one sip.
Obongo pls.

Does anyone have experience with jackfruit?

I've got one and it's got yellow spots and a noticable smell, but a lot of it is still a yellowish-green so I'm not sure whether it's fully ripe.
I don't want to wait if it is, though, since it's also developing brown spots.

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A-Am i gonna make guys?

>>7833412
There's not enough genetic material there to even make one man let alone multiple guys.

>>7833412
With a plate like that?

Yes.

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Dinner.
Caviar topped deviled eggs and smoked salmon. (It's cheap caviar, though, it came in a gift basket someone gave me ). What you can't see are the accompaniments, toast points, mustard - dill sauce, lemon slices, chives, and creme fraiche.

>>7833737
fag

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>>7833815
You must have to work really hard to be such trailer trash.

>>7833737
I like caviar but shit that seems like a lot per eggie.

>>7833833
Meh, I like it. I want to use it up, no use letting caviar sit around.

>>7831573
Czech?

>>7829308
I hope your carpet and hardwood floor get taken by the IRS.

>>7833821
not him but confirming that you are a gigantic faggot.

>>7834243
>I have no taste and I'm scared of things I can't afford or understand

FTFY

>>7831573
Bulgar wheat or barley? Doesn't look that bad, just not sure why the eggs are there