A shot of vodka and a splash of bitters with ice. I'm enjoying

An extra dry martini?

It's called a brown hen if it's gin rather than vodka. Shits cash

>>7805183
I would sack whoever printed those labels they don't fit the bottle properly

>>7805183
There's a drink called a 'pink gin' which is basically a couple of drops of bitters in a martini glass topped with chilled gin. So I guess, yours is pink vodka on the rocks?

>>7805194
>an extra dry martini
>bitters
Nice try, dumbass

>>7805213

A dry martini means very little vermouth, so an extra dry martini would be just vodka and bitters, dumbass.

>>7805213
Pink gin is only with Plymouth sweet gin not London dry though

>>7805183
When I was 18, my cousin (17) bought one of these and tried to get drunk.

I tried a sip but it tasted like shit at the moment and I drank my beer instead.

He was drinking it directly from the bottle. He puked a lot.

I might try your drink recipe but I will probably have a chuckle when buying this.

>>7805274

>i will probably have a chuckle when buying this

Bitters aren't exactly an exotic ingredient. If you've ordered a cocktail since you were 18 there's a good chance you've had them since, and it's likely half of /ck/ has a bottle of Angostura on on their shelves.

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>>7805293
I'm 26 now and I never really drank cocktails.

I usually drink different craft beer, Scotch/Whisky/Bourbon and sometimes vodka.

Is there another use than drink?

>>7805237
Have you ever had a martini?

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>>7805183
Lifehack: A few sprays of this in vodka is amazing
Plus it's a lot cheaper than aromatic bitters, and it's the same exact thing just different packaging.

>>7805194
>bitters
>martini
Are you a retard?

>>7805328
Who the hell would figure that out? I don't believe you.

>>7805328
You're full of shit.

>>7805425

>he doesn't add bitters to his martinis

>>7805205
That's the trademark. It's always, always been that way you fuckin child.

>>7805183
Yes we call that babushka's snatch. Cold, bitter, and vodka.

>>7805194
Fuck you, asshole. Yeah, I mad.

>>7805237
No it isn't shitdick. Bitters doesn't magically make it a martini when there's nothing in there that makes it a martini. Martini is 2 ingredients, vermouth and gin. Do you see either in that 2 part drink in the OP? No? Fuck you, that's not a martini.

>>7805425
>He doesn't like 'ers in his 'ini

>>7805237
why would there be bitters in anything called a martini????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>7805457

Trinidad can suck my fucking dick I am not buying any dirty trinny products

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>>7805328
>>7805439
>>7805455

Fucking lel

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>Angostura bitters
>Don't contain bark from angostura tree
>Other bitters that do contain the bark have to be called aromatic bitters because of copyright

>>7807590
Fuck you.

>>7805328

You realize bitters aren't actually very bitter, right? They're mostly there as a distinct flavoring, like pepper or vanilla extract.

>>7807762
It's named after a city you dingus.
You might as well complain that Buffalo wings contain no actual buffalo.

>>7808827
What? And why the fuck not?

>>7805194

I admire your gusto, but I beg of you you stop this madness.

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>>7805574
>>7805205


You are correct sir! The label fits in other countries.

>>7807539
Pretty common, just not widely popular.

A wet Tanq 10 martini with grapefruit bitters is like jesus' urine.

>>7808772
Have you ever...ever had bitters?