itt post goat hot sauces

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No, like, for real.

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:^)

This thread is started every single day, yet it's all nothing but the standard Walmart selection every single time.

At least post something interesting.

>>7801411
That's because the standard Walmart selections are the best ones

What a stupid thing to say

>>7801424

That's like saying Sweet Baby Ray's is the best bbq sauce.

>>7801431
>implying it isn't goat

>>7801391
i second this notion

>>7801432
Kraft BBQ sauce is king though. SBR is ok but it's not drink-out-of-the-bottle ok.

>>7801395
>forced to buy to taste
>no description
>first time customer base

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This is probably the best sauce around and hardly anyone seems to know about it. That's probably because when it hits store shelves it sells out in a matter of hours and the company is robbed of that exposure to shoppers.

>>7801857
>no distinct flavor
>no flavor, really
>no heat
>no anything

no thanks

>>7801391
/thread

>>7801857
my brother bought this earlier this week and thought i'd give it a try. it was awful: no taste or anything.

>>7801857
Op asked for hot sauces

>>7801857
Jack links version is fine but it's also literally $25 a pound for beef. What happened? Two years ago it was $16 a pound.
The FUCK food costs?

It really doesn't have a flavor though, correct.

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The one to rule them all

blah, blah, blah... Secret Aardvark, blah, blah, blah... Flyovers will learn about it in a few years...

>>7801857

Not really a hot sauce. Amazing in hashbrowns tho. God damn.

>>7802119
Someone always says they want to order it on amazon but too expensive

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>>7801391

This shit is so good. Put it on everything.

Ingredients: red peppers, habanero peppers, tomato, onion, garlic, ginger, carrot,vinegar, cilantro, molasses, brown sugar, pineapple, raisins and water.

>>7802127

It's just silly to pay more for shipping than the actual hot sauce when you've never tried it and everyone says you'll go through it in a week.

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>>7801799
Word. If there's a Firehouse Subs nearby, they usually have it... for those that wanna taste it before converting to the Hammock.

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>>7801391

I like this flavor the best, not only because it's hotter but it tastes a lot closer to a homemade crushed pepper sauce than the green or red ones in my opinion

>>7802173
Kek exactly

>>7802119
Had it at my local happy hour bar. Fooking amazing on Elk Mac n cheese.

>>7801799
Was looking at this in the grocery store today, they always seem to have it in stock. I'll pick a bottle up next time.

>>7801391


confirmed for goat

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Study-Finds-Dangerous-Levels-of-Lead-in-Hot-Sauces-From-Mexico-216629201.html

>>7802279
Try tapatio.
Guaranteed to make your ASS water for 3 days.

Notice how I didn't say "eyes?"

>>7802279
fuck anon you scared me.

employee response (inb4 leddit faggot hue hue I found it through google dicks):
https://www.reddit.com/r/spicy/comments/2otrto/did_el_yucateco_ever_address_lead_issues_if_not/cmqtqoj

>>7801432
Give me Stubbs or give me death.

>>7802293
Crack open a bag of cheap tortilla chips and pour this and some lemon juice up in there. Fuck yeah, son.

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If you can find this, get it. Pirate Sauce.

>Tomato
>Garlic
>Lemon juice
>Scotch Bonnet peppers (hotter than habaneros)

Shit is hot as fug, but also have amazing flavor.

>>7801411
Wal-Mart has infected nearly every community in the U.S. They have become the standard. Is it really any surprise?

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>>7801747

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>>7802145
>Carrots
>Raisins

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>>7801391

>>7802481
How spicy is that compared to some of the other really popular sauces. Not talking about the taste, just heat

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>>7802212
Yucateco's okay, but El Tapatío es la salsa más salsa. And look at that mustachioed lesbian as their mascot.

>>7802498

About the same as Frank's Extra hot

>>7802508
the heat level of Tapatio isn't even close to yucateco, not really a good comparison

>>7802498

It's less spicy than the one in the OP, but more spicy than Tabasco. It's also really thick in comparison to it's hard to judge based on a a few drops, meaning volume-wise it's less spicy overall.

>>7802518
There's more to a salsa than just heat. There's got to be a body to it, like in a fine wine, amigo.

Goats dont eat any of these hot sauces you retards.

>>7802521
I know, but what I'm saying is that those sauces are barely alike. Tapatio is mostly just red peppers while yucateco is made with habenaros. Completely different taste and uses

>>7802127
I want to try it, but I just looked up the price. Almost double that of Tabasco.

>>7802119

There is one good thing about living in Portland, I can buy secret aardvark at the grocery store.

>>7802145
Only brand posted so far that I havent had.

>>7802540
Yes yes give me more!

>>7802540
What are you poor or something?

>>7802553
What are you? Retarded or just stupid?

>>7802556
Haha cry moar poorfag

>>7802559
kek, legit retard confirmed

>>7802564
Sorry you covet what real men have worked their entire lives for. Maybe you should have tried harder in school?

>>7802577
Im sure you are proud of the "almost new" Honda you just bought with only 45k on the odometer. Stay ignorant my friend, life will be easier for you that way.

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Picked some of this up on vacation in England. This shit is the bomb.

The guy who makes them also does a mango and habanero one that has a suggestion on the label that recommends putting it on vanilla ice cream. Holy shit, it's fucking gorgeous.

>>7802111
>bloody semen bottles

>>7802508
*gets food poisoning*
*squirts water out of ass for 16 hours*

Wow Mexico really does live up to tradition.

>>7802759
"It was just a fluke"
*use more tapatio*
*squirt water out of ass for 32 hours*

"OK what did I even eat?"
*use more tapatio*
*squirt water out of ass for 4 days*

Never again.

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SO fucking hot

>>7802775
>>7802759

Weak ass stomachs.

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Probably the best really hot sauce ive ever had. Bought it for $3. Best taste for something that just fucking hurts.

>>7802508
Heat 1/10
Flavor 4/10

people and hot sauces are like people and beer or dave matthews band fans. they all suck and can't comprehend that fact. If you're going to buy a hot sauce then the only one worth it is McIlhenny's

>>7802212
Looks like shit
Bottle looks like shit

But it fucking tastes good

>>7802877
>hot sauce fucking sucks
>but if you're gunna buy hot sauce, get one that really fucking sucks

>>7801407
honestly, its not a bad sauce
little bit of a tingle and smokey
kind of an every day sauce so you can save your best sauces for your favorite foods

>>7802481

This. Pretty much goes great on everything. Isn't overwhelmingly spicy.

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>>7803305
also

I tend to try out hot sauces that have carrots in the ingredients.

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>>7801395
>none of the bottles have goats on them

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This fiery beaut

>>7803305
>>7803315
These two are pretty solid as well. Especially since I tend to prefer Caribbean style sauces

>>7802212
came to post. the red and green version are good too but this one is diabolic.

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here you goat

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>>7803418

>>7802478

>not having raisins in barbecue sauce

they all blew it

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>>7802481
>>7801857
These and this.

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This is really good. has more heat than I thought it would.

anyone post lime cholula?

>>7805305
I was really surprised at the heat level this had. Not what you expect from a non specialty store.

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not even joking

>>7805852
not gonna lie that stuff isnt half bad

You chumps need to try this. I know they sell it in Albertsons for any Californiafags.

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>>7805894
fuuuuck

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Do I have to be the one to /thread every fucking hot sauce post on /ck/?

>Once again, pic related

>>7805911
Fuck you pro-skub nigger, my sauce is better.

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right answer right here

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This shit is great, but also burns with the fire of a thousand tasty suns.

>>7801391
Shit's cash, it's neon fucking green though

>inb4 implying that's a bad thing

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just gonna post this godtier sauce and skip over all the mediocre and shitty sauces posted in this thread.

>>7805341
I thought it might be some hipster bullshit but it has some really good flavor and heat. nice and thick too. I have taco cart down the street and with this shit it's almost a daily treat. RIP my arteries. I love carnitas