how does one learn to read a pizza?

>>7798869
Y?

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>>7798869
What?

>>7798869
It`s the past tense of the verb so don`t worry about it. It has already been read for you.

>>7798869
It's a lot like reading tea leaves, for example see how that piece is pointing right at the O, the eater of that pizza might actually get laid soon by a real girl, if your a girl you might be taking it in the butt! Lucky you anon!

Anyone else like posting from the bottom? The little thread that could, with my help.

>>7800694
a-a real live gril? i-i-in the b-butt?!?! oh anon-kun, I don't know if I'm ready.....

>>7801002
The pie don't lie, buck up anon

>>7800694
This is actually true, one very old gypsy lady read me a burger the other day a the gas station just one block away from my local wathaburger, she told my i was going to be writing this in a stupid chinese cartoon board.

>>7798869
>'Go
>'Za

That is all

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>>7798961

do americans really read pizzas?

Go to Pizza School like everyone else DUH

>>7803541
pizza school is for nerds zbh ('za be honest), what you want is the 'za 'cademy in 'go