how do i cook for one

Beef stew in a slow cooker for 6 hours on low while you sleep the whole day in a crap Apt until you wake up. You just hope someone smells it and asks what that wonderful is, but that never happens. Freeze most of it for later. Just chisel some ice off your heart then watch some CBS HD tv until nothing good is on.

>>7796309
brutal

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>>7796309
too real...

>>7796306
cook for 2.
put half of it in the freezer.
fap.

>>7796309
/ck/ - food & feels

>>7796306
make less food.

>>7796306
Cook for two.
Eat for two.
Cry a lot when eating.

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>>7796306
>cook for one
You just don't OP. You just simply don't

>>7796306
Use that freezer, Opie

Are we really teaching OP fractions?

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>>7796309
>You just hope someone smells it and asks what that wonderful is, but that never happens.
>that never happens.
Why do you keep reminding me /ck/

>>7799046
The food's sell by date is my birthday. Shit.

>>7799064
happy birthday and happy thanksgiving, anon

>>7799121
Happy Birthday to you as well, anon

>>7799057
>boones farm fuzzy navel

mah nigga

>>7796309
Could you please keep that shit under a vent hood with at least two pounds of activated carbon changed regularly? I hate smelling your butt cancer.

>>7796306
just buy a bunch of food, drink a lot, and let the liquor do the work.
protip: set your alarm for three hours before you get up, chug some hard liquor before going back to sleep, and that way, you wont ever be sober enough to regret the way my life turned out.
haha

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Cook food

Make a food friend

Begin eating

Regret and loneliness sets in for eating food friend

Put food friend back in the refrigerator. Science will find a way to bring him back.

Cry softly

Sleep for 16 hours

Repeat

>>7799631
They always find a way to tell you what they are...

how do i cook lasagna for one lmao

>>7799759
That's a dish that reheats well. Just have a lasagna week!

>>7796306
Cook for two and then throw away half.
It ain't rocket science.

cook for two, then eat the second part later
if you needed variety on your life you wouldn't be single

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>>7799057

>have a friendly chat with my downstairs neighbor just about every day because he smokes on the porch around the same time I get home from work
>today he asks me if I was cooking onions or something over the weekend, because it smelled amazing
>it was ratatouille

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>>7796309
>stew
>6 hours on low