Does /ck/ like Nigella?

>>7789592
yes

>>7789592
No.
She has gross, flabby arms and her farts/shits would just smell ridiculous.

I want to drink her breastmilk.

>>7789602
there's an episode of one of her shows where she farts accidentally actually, but she doesn't describe the smell. what gives you that idea?

I kind of want her to suck my dick, y'know

>>7789592
baby want milk milk

>>7789608
Which episode? Asking for a friend.

I want to peel apart her butt cheeks and lick her anus.

>>7789592

no her recipes suck and she's ugly as fuck

>>7789602
t. chestlet

>>7789646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6yE1TILir8
'bout 18.5 minutes in

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I prefer Nigel

>>7789751
did she just fart?

>>7789760
she strained out the juices without causing major damage ('cause of the onion skin)

>>7789608
i imagine they smell like a freshly baked peach cobbler

I dont think much of her, but i have the same dress.

>>7789777
i wouldn't mind testing that hypothesis

nice trips

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>>7789786
>nice trips
Please return to /b/

>>7789788
>dubs
nice

>>7789784
pics pls

>>7789784
get back to me when you have the same tits desu

>>7789751
18:51 to be exact.
Sounded healthy

>>7789608
haha what episode and time stamp exactly does she fart haha just for a friend for funsies haha

>>7790323
tfw no windy nigella gf

>>7789751
>>7789760
>>7790323
>>7790332
>>7790387
UNO FARTO @ 18:15

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>>7790323
I about fucking died

>>7789592

i like her tits. that's all i know about her.

I want to be 13, have her sneak into my room at night while I'm sleeping, and wake up to her with one hand in my boxers jerking me off, one hand gently playing with one of my nipples, and her alternately nibbling on my ear and whispering about what a good boy I am until she makes me cum into her palm.

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>>7790634

>>7789711
The fuck?

I want to have deep, deep anal with nigella and then have her fart my cum out into my mouth so i can snowball it with her.

>>7791892
She has a skin condition, the sunlight fucks her skin up

>>7789759
I want to go on a European tour with him, Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall and Rick Stein

Then we all move to Hobitton and smoke weed with Samwise

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>>7790634

>>7792034
How much anal will you all have afterwards?

>>7792046
They can watch me fuck a trout

>>7790634

not even an incestfag but that sounds pretty hot 2bh famalam

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>>7790634
A W W Y E A H
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Haha her name has nig in it

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Giada is better

>>7792361
and "gel" and "ella" and "ella" and "la"

>>7792385
>trusting skinny cooks

>>7792385

>damaged goods

no thanks m8

>>7792385

Giada can't cook for shit and the way she over pronuncifies every single word with even the slightest italian origin just makes me want to choke her till her shitty little eyeballs pop out.

At least Nigella has a magnificent rack.

I'd fuck the lower half of either of them though... But with Giada, it would literally be better if the top half was fucking missing.

Poast more nigella

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young

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>>7792385

I'd suck a warm fart out of her asshole

>>7792401
>pronuncifies
Retard

>>7793586
She still somehow looks 40 here

>>7793586
yummiest pic on this board atm desu