Pourable Pizza

>>7789179
Does this come in 'go 'za form?

>>7789185
You could try, but you're probably incompetent as all you do every day is go around forcing memes on /ck/.

It seems like unnecessary extra work to me. It's just not so hard to make regular dough.

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>>7789187
wow so hostile

>>7789191
It looks pretty easy. It's like mixing cake batter.

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>>7789185
>>7789187
Fucking REKT!

>>7789179
Jeffrey, stop posting on CK, me and yo ur father are waiting for you at the dinner table for breakfast.

>>7789179
pizza should be on a bread-like yeast dough. I agree with >>7789191

>>7789220
fine jeez

>>7789193
Kill yourself faggot

>>7789231
ok.

>>7789233
Seriously though, you're a fucking faggot

>>7789191
Pizza dough was like the second thing I learned to make. First was simple cookies.

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I hate that fuck's tone, he sounds like a nu-male

>>7789427
And you're a faggot frogposter so what's the problem?

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>>7789427
dumb frogposter

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>>7789435
>>7789442
nu-male status: triggered

>>7789179
>hmm this could be good
>food wishes music starts playing
drippity dropped

>>7789447
And you're still a dumb faggot who adds nothing to the discussion

Too many fucking memers on /ck/ now.

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>>7789460
nor do you

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>>7789187
>>7789231
>>7789243
>>7789435
>>7789442
>>7789460
>>7789471
>>7789179

Honestly that pizza dough is useless if you can't make a good 'go style 'za. Pic related, a tasty 'go'za I cooked up last week.

Food Wishes is great.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen on his channel. He's either trolling, or desperate for ideas. Maybe he was drunk.

>>7789529
The video implies he's just experimenting. For something he's never done it seems to at least be edible.

>>7789529
he's got a couple less than great recipes but yeah, you can tell he's either experimenting or I suspect he got a bunch of requests from soccer moms for a pizza dough like this. maybe not tho idk.

I do love me some chef john regardless. he taught me a lot about technique, and I understand why people go to culinary school more now too. I've only cooked a few of his recipes but like I said, just the techniques he teaches definitely kicked my cooking up a notch.

>>7789185
>>7789193
>>7789516
Hahaha epic meme for the win XD

>>7789529
Did you not see the recipe of his where he makes pasta dough then shallow fries it?

>>7789546
Thanks, I can finally rest easy now that I have my (you).

>>7789516
omfg bro im literally dying r/n lmfaooo

im so done literally just done rofl omg

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>>7789550
I know right

>>7789529
the worst one i saw was the tortilla scramble thing
iirc the entire idea of that dish was to incorporate whole wheat tortillas into his diet

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I use it all the time

>>7789548
What? Pls link the video.

>>7789852

That pizza looks fucking good I don't give a FUCK what /ck/ says

>>7789179
This guy doesn't know how to talk, he puts an obnoxious inflection on every sentence he says

>>7789852
You have the anchovies going in the wrong direction

>>7789179
>RLM music
>that voice

it's almost like a parody

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Looks good honestly. I doubt you would notice a difference between it and a normal thin pizza.

It's just an experiment. Dude has put out so many videos it's kind of expected not every one is gonna be a new fancy recipe.

>>7789179
The guy has a Julia Child-esque voice and the crust is way too much labor to make. I also thought that it would be better to pour the batter into a hot cast iron to build better crust and not absorb so much oil

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What is wrong with normal dough ?

Fuck.

>>7789179
I'm Tom Bodett for Motel 6, and we'll leave the light on for you

>that horrible flatness
I like my pizza dough thick.

>>7790227
Good one. I laughed.

>>7790222
Yeah, he's still spending an hour or two letting the yeast/pancake batter ferment.

Why not just put regular pizza dough in a cast iron or even nonstick pan, pop a few bubbles a few hours later after a second rise, and build the pie on top of that?

>>7790230
you should find a decent thin crust. I definitely prefer a thicker crust too but a good thin crust where it's actually crispy is awesome occasionally.

>>7791664
>>7790222
This was probably a way to bypass the kneading and rolling out parts of making pizza dough which are the worst parts.

>>7789179

Holy shit this motherfucker has the worst voice tonality i've ever heard in my life. All of his sentences end with an identical, annoying, improper tone. Someone please fucking tell him to fix it holy shit.

>>7789179
because what pizza need is another way to soak it in oil

>>7789529
He's done worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFvIs7MjUHA

This is by far his worst recipe, a nasty barbecue sauce with TWO cups of mayonnaise

The fuck is up with the way that guy talks?

Like the second to last word he says is higher pitched than the whole sentence, every time.

Every video.

Wtf, for some reason this irks me.

John is good cook but he isn't a great one. A ton of his stuff comes out looking average. Not sure why /ck/ worships him

>>7791743

That's what white bbq sauce is. Just because it isn't appealing to you doesn't mean he fucked it up

>>7789516
shitty post and image.jpg
who would have thought?

>>7789179
I can't fucking stand the way that guy talks.

wtf everything he says he articulates like the final lines in a long wedding speech
>and without further ado
>what we all came here for
>I know you’re as excited as I am
>…

>>7789516
dayum that's some next-level go'za.

>>7791869
We just want to suck his cock and spit the spooge straight down your throat, and don't pretend you don't want that to happen.

>>7792217
it's called showmanship, faggot

>>7789179
>olive oil
>at 500 F

Few oils are appropriate for that temperature. Avocado oil being one of them. You can probably get away with refined coconut oil at 500 degrees, because of its high saturated fat profile making it stable and less likely to burn becoming carcinogenic.

>>7789179
>its ok pajeet just learn to talk one sentence at a time and nobody will notticeyou arent american

>>7790035
this is how non native speakers are taught to speak so they dont have to stop and figure out pronunciation mid sentence
except you are supposed to keep practicing like that until you are fully fluent

Holy shit what is wrong with his inflection? every second to last word is upward then back down. Can't listen to this retard speak