Gimme your risotto recipees.

>>7786349
nah

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>>7786349
It's dryyyyyy!!!

>>7787056

Under cooked: ITS LIKE CHEWING BULLETS

Over cooked: ITS MUSH

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>>7787056

he's talking about your vagina

>>7786349
Risotto recipes are easy enough to come by, OP. But hang on, I'll give you a couple of mine. Got to find them.

>>7787078

Why don't you remember them?

>>7786349
boil some 5 minute rice for 15 minutes until it's pretty much mushy gum

Jizz into a condom

Cut tip off of condom

Squeeze jizz onto rice using condom like a pastry bag

Mix

Enjoy

Serves: 1, you lonely fat cuck

>>7787088
Because I'm older than you, and my head is already stuffed too full of information from this shitty world we live in to memorize risotto recipes I use occasionally.

I like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCwW2KEc6W8

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>>7787078
I'm just going to post pics of the recipes, because I can't be arsed to type it out.
Here's one,

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>>7787135
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>>7787138
Another simple, but delicious one.

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>>7787146
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>>7787149
Those are both basic, easy risotto recipes. Another that I like to make in the spring and summer is Risotto with Herbs, which if you take the Champagne Risotto recipe, and replace the champagne with white wine, and then at the end stir in a mix of chopped herbs (I like using parsley, thyme, basil, chives, and a little tarragon, but you can use any combination you like).

risotto fucking sucks

>>7787135
Thanks, this one with the asparagus sounds pretty gud

>>7787112
Dude that's my family recipe how did you get that?!