Awful, just awful.

root beer and orange soda????
are they starting to produce dare treats so you would buy them to ruin someones day!?

... also poptarts are a bit to expensive were i live (7€) so i dont tend to buy them that very often

>>7767127
I only buy them when they're on sale, which means I only ever get the limited time garbage that no one liked. Pumpkin Pie may have been the absolute worst.

I tried poptarts.

I don't understand how can they be so sweet ?
Am i crazy ? or immune ?

Horrible gritty texture too...

>>7767153
They're pure sugar, which is fun if that's what you're looking for.

>>7767121
I like the texture of poptart but hate sweet shit. Wat do?

>>7767173
Try the cinnamon ones without icing? They're not as sweet.

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>eating any poptarts except the toasted smores ones

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>>7767395
>drakeposting

I got the Orange poptarts because I was hankering for some citrus breakfast pastry. That shit did not taste like orange, it tasted like sweet more than anything else.

I'm sticking to my wholegrain toast from now on.

man those look soda licious

>>7767121
>complaining about silly poptart flavors
Newsflash bro: the least sad about eating any poptart is which flavor they are.

>>7767145
This. Holy shit was that flavor awful.

This is the only poptart worth eating, and only when toasted crispy brown and slathered with butter.

But even this, the king of poptarts, will not fill the empty void in your soul.

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>>7769149

>forgot my image

God damnit.

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>>7767395
>not freezing them instead of toasting

nigga u dumb

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>>7767649

>>7769149
>>7769158
That's not iced blueberry.

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>>7769256
lol blueberry poptarts are disgusting.

I'm with >>7769158, although toaster pastries are one of those things where the off brands are better. kellogg's uses too thick of frosting. Brown sugar and cinnamon apple are the only worthwhile poptarts.


>tfw thin-icing, ample-filling, Crackin' Good brand toaster pastries don't exist anymore

>>7769279
heh, this was the only crackin good toaster patries pic I could find. Still gross...

>used to never eat refined sugar
>went back to school, lived far away, walked 10 miles a day on average on top of lifting
>always free candy and pop tarts and other shit around
>start eating it for ez calories because bulking
>barely even eating enough to bulk, I went from 148 to 156 over 2 semesters
>all the fatties stare at me in aw while I shove garbage down my throat daily

Poptarts are garbage but I like eating them in front of fat people

>>7767145
I didn't think the pumpkin pie poptarts were that bad. The birthday/anniversary flavor was trash though.

Are any of the fruit flavors worth trying besides strawberry? I think I've seen grape and cherry before

>>7769314
Grape is unbelievably bad. Cherry is too sweet, but not inedible. Blueberry is my personal favorite.

>>7767153
kids love sugar

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Any other poptart is obsolete

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>these are eaten for breakfast

Gee i wonder why everybody in america has deeabetus

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>>7769314
if Wild Berry counts as a fruit flavor, that imo is the epitome of pop-tarts

>>7769516

Dat icecream sandwich rocking 2g fiber and the least sugar of all of them.

>>7767121
Most Pop-tarts are just fucking disgusting. I couldn't even eat them when I was a child.

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Cooked one in a fumarole once. It was moist and fainly sulfurous. Would not generally reccomend.

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>>7767121
I have hated poptarts since they discontinued the only good flavor.

Pic related

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>>7772661
Superior discontinued flavor

As my father used to say:

>Quit fucking around and get a normal flavor. Brown sugar or strawberry. What's this faggy crap?

Pop-Tarts are bad in general, I don't know how a bad flavor suddenly makes them remarkably bad.