/ck/ humor thread

Here's more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ildAUviNd_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLJP6J-LaQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59KAU9n5xI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rNRmmosmA

one more self bump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU

this is the most unfunny shit i've ever seen, literally 10 year old tier comedy

i hope you are shilling your own channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2jnbaNfkso

>>7761523
>>7761571
>unfunny dubs

jesus christ. is this what kids watch today?

>>7763633
im 41 and i find this funny

>>7764674
Your body may be 41 years old, but your mind is stuck in the arrested development of a 12 year old.

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>>7761523
liking DDD/guy fieri is a normie meme at this point

watching him ham it up on "Rediculousness" with Rob Deirdek rn

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>>7765236

that would be the ideal life. i am jealous. I would much rather be stuck in the mind of a 12 year old than jaded and hate everything.

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>>7761523
>when he says "make some more"

>>7763533

wow

>>7764674
29 and I enjoyed them too, especially the Guy Ferreri ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

>scenes of Guy Fieri eating, set to Johnny Cash's "Hurt"

>>7765241
How the fuck does this even happen?

>people dont like jaboody
i never thought this was a hated thing. i always liked the dubs. some are better than others, but still they aint bad. i dont see anyone else doing better dub overs than them

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>>7765340

It's very common practice to remove avocado its like so. It's possible they misunderstood the directions.

People can be very dumb sometimes, video related.
https://youtu.be/z4lwLUO_SEs

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>>7763533
tfw you know he only got that show because his name ended in israel. Not because of talent.

>>7763533
loool 5:40
Why did he miss out eight?

>>7761523
The le edgy commentary is a little dated but the video is still great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqQkAf1plfc

>>7765731
here it is without the commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

>>7765744
Thanks.
>NO BAD PIECES

>>7765731

This is terrible beyond reason, nothing they say is even remotely funny and just watching the retard speak would be much funnier

>>7765765
Watch it without the commentary, everything really falls apart in the second half, plus you get 80s PSAs

>>7765744

>LOOK AT DAT CHEESE GO

>>7765821
his safeserve and knife skills are amazing.

>>7765744
>those moments you can hear him muttering "ah jesus christ I hate this"
Sort of feel bad for the guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

>>7761571
It's like you unintentionally made a list of the best to worst Jaboody dubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pah2yk3Jx50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeQSrGLtStE#t=7.61123

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>>7766741

>Fork Cartel
>One and fifteen sixteenths
>Archimedes' principle of watermelons

And that was just from skipping around a little.

I honestly can't tell if this is a troll video or if this guy is legitimately insane.

>>7768294
>muh troll
>he must be retarded!!

How about he is joking around?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JcicqWa1l8

>>7768332
I've seen this clip about 15 times.. and the more I watch it the more convinced i become that he is actually actively having a stroke while this is being filmed (albeit a minor one).

>>7765744
>doesn't bother to wash hands after handling raw chicken and moves on to making a a salad

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>>7761523

>>7761523
Basically anything by Bruno Albouze. I laugh, and it's actually informative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAUM0MRgQw

how has this not been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

i miss the cucking with jack threads we used to have, what happened to those?

>>7766741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

tom willett is god

>>7768417
theres a piece of raw chicken on the cutting board the entire video.
at least he does a great julia child impression. (11:40)

>>7765457

Holy shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>7768332
I came here for this

>>7766741
>those subtitles
every little thing about his videos are amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8
a real cookingkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akI8ibPQg6Y
let's make castle cake

>>7768332
This belongs in a Tim and Eric sketch

>>7765236
Arrested Development was a great show. Thanks for reminding me about it, asshole.

>>7768875
Jack seems chill as fuck

>>7765457
It's like I'm watching an execution on LiveLeak.

>>7769677
What the actual fuck did I just watch? Why is there a fucking toilet in his fucking kitchen?

>letting dollar bills touch your food

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>>7765446

>>7768879
>he likes charred grilled cheese

im in love

>>7768875
I have seen the web many time, but knowing the atual ingridients makes it way more disgusting.

>>7770153

It's big city livin' in DEFINITELY NON-flyover, first world New York City!

>>7766741
you gotta come up with a better filename for that screenshot

>>7768879
what in tthe fuck is up with this guy and how is he so popular?

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>>7770161
i'm working on a compilation of dumb posters if anyone has any

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>>7771886
he's an actor and a decent troll from the looks of it

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>>7771907
seething

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>>7771936
then you are still alive

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>>7770129
Jesus fuck this is fantastic

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>>7768869
Please.... please tell me this is a joke. People don't actually cook like this, right? Please?

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OC feel free to save a copy for yourself I have plenty

>>7766694
this made me laugh harder than it should have

>>7771986
moar

>>7770118
Fuck off with your cancerous "humor"

>>7768875
has anyone here made this and tried it?
I kind of want to

>>7768332
that poor poor pedophile

>>7766741
>the fork cartel

>>7766741
>peanut
>butter
WHY

>>7768875
mods hate anything remotely fun

>>7763533
this is the best video star has ever done

>>7766694

The Jamie Oliver one is funny, too.

>>7768294
Based Tom Willet is on a lvl you will never reach.

>>7775906
Jack threads belong on /tv/.
They are not relevant to /ck/.

>>7768875
Replace the pimentos with maraschino cherries, the pepper with the green maraschino cherries, the celery with apple, and the cheese with candied orange peel, it probably wouldn't be as horrifying. What do you want to bet Aunt Myrna F-ed up the ingredients and went by what looked right instead of what was right.

>>7775906
shit-post-y*

FTFY

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>>7768875
We have a shit janitor.
We survived for over a decade without a janitor so I don't know why we suddenly need one now.
Especially when this one just removes threads that are against his personal tastes. This is why jack and joey threads are gone but a thread titled "what's some good cucking food? Should I cook my bull anything?" stays up until it's pushed off.

I honestly hope our janitor has a heart attack

>>7765744
Great, Epic, Only has the good parts! I don't even know what to say anymore. Are there even any cooking shows today, what can compare?
A fine example of a /ck/ specimen also.

>>7776312

there used to be an option on the reporting system that included advertisements, but since that's gone half the threads here are fastfood garbage.

The appearance of Jack threads is both a terrible combination food related content, and a handful of pathetics that actually enjoy who he is, because the /ck/ fanbase has become that level of low-lifes.

recipe threads are no longer a thing because they get washed out after a day from all the fastfood shitposting.

there is also a constant bickering between the US and yurop, and who has the shitier food.

throw in a mongrel moderatior with purple-dyed hair who bans racial slurs, and you have no reason to post anything other than memes and garbage all day long.

the whole site is like this now, /mu/ and /tv/ are basically obscure and terrible for the sake of being just that, /sp/ has been sterilized into a text-based FIFA adventure, and /pol/ is the new overlord.

>>7771259 (OP)
>>7771259 (OP)
>>7774482
>>7776490
>throw in a mongrel moderatior with purple-dyed hair who bans racial slurs,
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
No problems here
>POO IN LOO PAJEET PAJEET
No problems here
>CHING CHONG DING DONG SNEAK ATTACK NIP GOOKS SHOULD OF DROPPED MORE BOMBS LOL GUTTER OIL
No problems here
>WETBACK BEANER GO BACK TO MEXICO TACO BELL GIVES ME THE DIARRHEA
No problems here
>Isn't it interesting how white people don't like spicy food?
USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST

Also food and cooking

>>7776508

maybe you wont delete this shitpost from the other thread this time, faggot

>>7776513
I find it interesting that you used "faggot" as a slur when you posted a picture of a mostly naked man bending over and presenting his buttocks to an unseen person, why do you save stuff like that? Are you, like the Florida shooter, some kind of self-hating homosexual?

>>7776516

>making things up

ok fag

>>7776312
how can one man be so retarded, like what the fuck is this pie

>>7768657
>goza