Hello everyone, and welcome to Cooking with Papyrus, in today's

To begin we're gonna need a Pot of boiling water and some spaghetti.

Wait a minute, Yesterday's spaghetti is still here.

>>7758046
If you sound like joel from vinesause i'm cool with it.

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Oh well, some extra spaghetti can't hurt anyone.

I hate every one of these grainy photo "instructional" cooking threads.

Fucking garbage.

It's always a tremendous shock when the moron has all the photos upright.

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Ok, so, we just put some the new spaghetti on top of the old one...

>>7758062
>for diabetics
Oh boy here we go

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...then we put the fire to the max

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While we wait for the spaghetti to be ready, we'll be making the sauce, first, We'll need to cut some onion.
That will do

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We're gonna add some tomatoes too, But I couldn't find any tomatoes, so apples will do!

>>7758092
Oh no

>>7758046
>name myself after an ancient paper and a not so ancient MS font

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Once you're done cutting both, put them in the blender

>>7758092
We haven't met but I'm pretty sure I don't like you

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>>7758107
stop that

Oh no. Not again.

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There we go!
Looking good

>>7758123
SANS! Stop your brother.

I absent myself one week from this board to come back to fucking Papyrus himself making spaghetti.
i'm listening.

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>>7758128
>implying he can stop it

>>7758060

It's not instructional, it's social. we're just keeping OP company and they are sharing their life with us for a few precious moments like tears lost in rain
>time to die

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Then add some bolognese
(or whatever that red thing on the fridge was)

>>7758140
This looks like cat food. Stop it.

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>>7758140
OH GOD WHAT

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>>7758140

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Next we need to add an egg or two!

>>7758150
>>7758140
I'm having a really bad time, please just stop. I don't have the determination

>>7758140
MAKE IT STOP

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>>7758150
Oh dear...

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>>7758150

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I guess this is a real...pastastrophe right?
You better eat this shit OP

what the hell is happening in this thread?
this is 2spooky4me

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We'll need to add some meat, chicken or beef works, but today we'll be using canned tuna

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>>7758170
>Tuna
SOMEONE CALL UNDYNE

>>7758170
Please for the love of everything good at least take off the eggshells i beg you

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>>7758170
I give, just fuck my shit up op.

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>>7758176
But those contain all the extra proteins!!

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This is a good thread

>>7758184
I think whoever eats the spaghetti will regretti.

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The only step left is mixing both the pasta and it's sauce!

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I'm now emotionally invested in where this is going.

>>7758170

best thread in weeks

you can never have to many canned tuna recipes thnx man

>>7758194
Looks absolutely delicious.

ok, my brother got home before I finished hte spaghetti, give me a moment, I have some explaining to do

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>>7758194
im physically uncomfortable someone call the police

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>>7758205
YES

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>>7758205
Sans please save us

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I'm sure it's fine. Try it anon!

>>7758060
>noooooo stop contributing

I'm sure there's a cuck/fast food/'go 'za thread you can go hang out in. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's several of them

>>7758049
Dump the boiling water over your head faggot

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With the spaghetti finished, we only need to serve and decorate, Sans added some Ketchup to his spaghetti too, I...think that's ok.

>>7758231
Wa la indeed

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This thread is not ok on so many levels
Sans betrayed us

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>>7758231
Looks super good anon. Who wants the first bite?

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>>7758046
Shit it's another "ramen noodle sundae" incident.

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>>7758231
OH NO

>>7758231
WA LA

He agreed to eat it if I removed the eggshells!

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>>7758245
FIRST GOOD DECISION
Madman only has 1 hp, he gunna die.

>>7758245
Rest in Pasta. The spaghetti must have gotten to OP.

what is this "sans" nonsense. is there something I'm missing here?

i want reddit to leave

go back to r/4chan

>>7758280
Papyrus's brother
He said his brother came

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>>7758280
Not anymore.

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Hte spaghetti was eaten!

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>>7758287
You've made my work a whole lot easier.

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>>7758287
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

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>>7758287

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>>7758287
WHAT

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>>7758287
RIP sans

>>7758287
How could you eat that

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>this whole thread

I genuinely want to make a small pot of apple tuna spaghetti now just to see what the fuck just happened

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>>7758287

>>7758383
no you dont anon

Ugh I like undertale but STOP THIS

>>7758046
Please post a webm of you eating this.

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>>7758287
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

>>7758486

It would cost like three bucks what do I have to lose

The only thing I don't have is that unidentified red shit from the freezer which looks like strawberry puree or something

>>7758383
I could see making tuna patties and serving them on a bed of garlic spaghetti with applesauce on the side.

But all together all at once? Might as well take that to its logical conclusion and make a apple-tuna-pasta smoothie and chug it.

>>7758504
dignity, self respect, sanity, intestinal lining

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>>7758514
>on a mongolian cooking forum
>having dignity

>>7758544
fair point

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>>7758046
Toasting in an epic bread.

>>7758227
>u don lik ting u must lik even worse ting!!!!!!

Kill yourself.

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>This thread
Pure gold

Oh jesus christ, not again

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>this thread

I haven't laughed at a thread since a long time

Someone screencapped this right??

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This thread gave me autism.
Neck yourselves underniggers.

>>7758163
underrated underrated post

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>Mfw

>>7758195
is that american ketchup

Out of every board on this site I never would of thought /ck/ would have the best original meme material.

I am terrified of what unfolded. I felt my intestines explode when OP used apples instead of tomatoes. And the feeling didn't go away as the thread continued.

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>this entire thread

>>7760402
>underposting
>original in any way
ok yeah

Fuck, now i'm gonna play Undertale because that silly thread convinced me to at least try

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>>7761222
Protip: don't kill anyone or you'll miss the cooking with Undyne scene.

>>7758383
Don't forget red thing.

I just came from /pol/ and this is my first time here. What the FUCK am i watching ROFL

Someone screenshot this shit, this is almost as good as the sweet ramen sundae.

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>>7758163
Suck farts

>>7761988
A master spaghettiore.

>>7758287
Trashing it doesn't count as eating it.

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>>7758287
Oh my god

http://chirb.it/pyt2sg

>>7764695
This is almost exactly like I imagined Papyrus to sound like.

dont you guys have a /vg/ thread you can shit up?

its my first time on /ck/

this is the first thread I entered

is this what happens here

>>7764877
Sometimes.

>>7764695
Perfect Papyrus.
If this is OP let me marry you and i'll cook spaghettios errday.

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>this thread

Holy shit someone screenshot this thread and the reactions. My sides are in orbit.

>>7765319

Please. This sums up the undertale fandom completely.

>Reddit: The Thread

/v/irgin here.
Yes i'm cringing.

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My disgust is absolute.

I bet you didn't even eat it

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>>7758287
OP RESPOND!
OP?
OP!

What the fuck did I just read.

Goddamn what an terrible autistic thread

Haha scree capping this for some sweet karma! So epic!
Top day, good sirs!!

>>7765335
I feel that way too anon

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>>7758170
god have mercy and forgive OP for this crime.

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>>7758287

salvaging epic bread

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>this thread
Fug now I can't look at spaghetti the same way again.

This is hiarious, some make a screencap!

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>>7758231
>06/07/16(Tue)17:51:22

>>7758287
06/07/16(Tue)18:08:12

i dont see how anyone could of eaten that monstrosity so quickly, let alone leaving nothing on the plate.

i call bullshit, you poured that shit in the bin!

this was so terribly unfunny

i left /co/ to get away from shitty roleplaying goddamn go be irritating somewhere else

this is fucking gay

First time on /ck/, I see this thread and all I can think of is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMt47NOFxI

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>this thread

>>7758668
well he's right there's literally no reason to hate these threads. they are fun and social and occasionally the OP fucks up something fierce.

>>7770259
There are reasons to hate anything. But there are no reasons to post about it.

I did not expect to see this on /ck/.

Is OP kill?