Weird Homemade Foods

Oh, also, when the butter melts, it dissolves some of the salt. The it evaporates off, and you get the bottom of the hash white coated in a fine layer of salt crystals.

>>7752790
>"My friend"
>named it
>I wouldn't eat it if i had other options

you sick bastard, there is no friend, is there

>dipping peanut butter sandwiches in milk

>>7752790
You just made microwaved potato.

Poppy Seed Chicken

>Take one whole chicken
>Lightly brush it with vegetable oil and sprinkle it with salt
>Put it in a roasting pan with lemon juice and finely mixed garlic
>Bake chicken as usual, but take it out 30 minutes before it's done
>Brush it with melted butter
>Cover the chicken with poppy seeds
>Cook another 30 minutes

It's so crispy and the seeds add a delicious crunch.

I put liquid smoke in my pancake batter. Does this count?

>>7752790
Weird? I guess lately that time I pushed brazil nuts into jalapeno poppers was odd. I liked the extra crunch/snap and the added flavor.

Notable? I started putting pork/beef combo together with cream of celery and fajita spices and then threw rice on top of that and then cooked an egg on top of that. I found it incredibly pleasant.

Olive tajine.
>Put 4 peeled and diced zuchinis, 2 stalks of celery, 6 big carrots peeled and diced and a can of olive in pressure cooker.
>Barely cover with water
>Add spices I use pepper, thyme, rosemary and salt
>Pressure cook that shit
>Put in tajine dish (zucchinis first, mash them in the bottom, rest on top)
>Put as much broth as possible in there, keep the rest (it's pretty good broth, you can use it as veggie stock)
>Cook in the oven for as long as possible (minimum 4 hours)
Eat with semolina or rice. If you don't want to keep it vegetarian, lamb meat goes with this best.

coconut butter, honey, and banana sandwich with toasted bread. with some cinnamon if i feel like it.

I make lots of weird shit that looks weird sometimes but tastes good. i cant even remember what else i might have made but i remember family commenting on how "creative" i am with food.

>>7752790
This isn't cooking, sorry

Been thinking the next time i make hash browns im gonna do this

>cook bacon
>use bacon fat to the hash browns
>chop up bacon then add it to hash browns at the end

>>7753924
looks top tier comfort food

>>7753998
doesn't it taste burned and shit?

>>7754149
i thought everyone did this

>>7754168
i have never seen it before. but i was also thinking of putting it in a wrap with mayonnaise. god damn i love mayonnaise with potato.

>>7754168
Not burned at all my man. You should cook try it sometime.

>get a hoagie bun
>put canned spaghetti in bun
>put hotdog in bun
>top it off with a slice of american cheese
>bake

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>>7754548
>canned spaghetti

I pour boiling vinegar infused with cumin and basil over onions, ginger, garlic and some hot sauce

I don't even know what to call it but it's fucking delicious on sandwiches. Onion ginger relish I guess

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My new favorite food is something extremely simple I have come up with:

First you flatten minced meat into a disc on a frying pan.
Fry for ten minutes, flip over, add pepper and fry five more.
Take a full cheese, and you are ready to start eating.

For each mouthful, cut a slice of cheese and a piece of meat small enough to wrap in the slice. Eat, enjoy and repeat.

Pic unrelated, it's a pizza I made without reading any recipes.

>>7754577
Sounds good

>>7752790
Literally just made this, and am currently eating it.

>diced pork
>chopped onions (yellow and green)
>chopped mushrooms
>salt, pepper, garlic powder, a bit of lemon juice, and some maple syrup because I thought "fuck it"
>throw that shit in a pan and sautee, let it cook
>say to myself, "Bro, let's get some starch in this"
>take out some hashbrowns and break them apart, add to the pan
>alternate between cooking and dancing

Now, I'll be straight up, it sounds god awful, it looks not that great, but it smelled wonderful and tastes alright.

Also, if you haven't picked up, I have absolutely no idea what I was doing. I'm just a hungry college man with ingredients in the fridge.

>>7754577
Do you have asperger's?

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>>7755967
Pic related

Make tea
Blend berries, fruits, lemon juice
mix and freeze until it starts to form ice
drink.

>>7752790
Hey I have a friend who makes some great Hash White as well.

inb4 flyover

tinned tuna chunks mixed with tinned baked beans

oregano, tomato puree, smoked paprika, dessicated coconut, coriander, cumin

idk I like it

My salmon surprise:
>Two cans of skinless/boneless salmon, cooked in olive oil with black pepper and turmeric
>1 cup brown rice
>1 bag of frozen spinach (obviously cooked before addition)
>Mix salmon/rice/spinach with lime juice, 1/2 stick butter, A1 sauce, and parm
I know its pleb but its so satisfying to eat, really picks me up, and this seems to be a good size for two meals worth.

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>>7752790

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>>7754548
Stop posting this.