RIP :(

Did you break it over your kid's ass? Ahh takes me back. I've been beaten with all kinds of kitchen utensils. Mostly whatever's in hand at the time

>wood

There's your problem OP. I've had the same plastic spoon for 20 years.

>>7724935
Beats the hell out of getting hit with a belt buckle or baseball bat though.

>>7724945
wood can't melt. :^)

>>7724954
but it can break :^)

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>>7724969
>plastic can't break

>>7724977
How the fuck do you break a measuring spoon?

>>7724935
Lol our mom always splatter some hot oil over my face.

>>7725038
$100 say's it was ice cream fresh out of the freezer.

>>7725043
Or being starved for 4 days then get fed rotting meat and drinking water out of a dog bowl (:

>>7725063
how about coming home from school everyday and getting killed by your fucking dad

>>7725546
I hated that. My brother died from that but he survived

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Not even metal is safe from the harsh daily uses of kitcken cooking.

When are we going to get carbon fiber cooking utensils?

>>7725043
>>7725063
Ah, what I wouldn't have given for a bit of burning oil or rotting meat.

>>7725063

at least you got meat

>>7725609

ikr.. i didn't get to eat until i was 18

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>>7725546

I thought I was the only this happened to
my Dad killed my brother and me like 50 times