My dad brought me a garbage bag full of rhubarb. What should

crumble

>>>/soc/
post bare feet, tops and soles, and i'll tell you

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>>7724757
Good old British Rhubarb Crumble, look for a recipe online, it's not difficult.

For an interesting twist try adding a little Rosemary to it.

>>7724757
>in a garbage bag
On the bright side, its already where it belongs

Rhubarb pie is dank. You can add strawberry if you're into that too

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>>7724757

>>7724894
+1
>>7724757
Throw it away. It's not even good as a pie, or it's at least the worst part about the pie.

boiled rhubarb
mmm, mouth numbingly good

>>7724757
From the thumbnail that looks like Darth Vader Cthulu

>>7724757

cool he already put it in a trash bag for you so all you have to do is throw it away

>>7724757
Chutney and squash (as in a sweet drink).
Also, if you like crumbly pies you can make that.

>>7724930
This is true. The two compliment each other really well. Don't be shy with the sugar though. Rubarb can get a little sour.

>>7724757
Strawberry rhubarb pie

>>7724757
eat the greens

>>7726709
be sure to eat the leaves asap OP, as they dry up and lose flavor quickly.

>>7724757
Use it as a side for hot wings with blue cheese dressing

rhubarb crumble m8

>>7726120
The Rhubarb Pie song got immediately stuck in my head, too....

>>7724930
>>7726595

let's add strawberry and sugar to mask the rhubarb, then we'll pretend that rhubarb is actually good

Are you the anon that posted a recipe with "rhubarb" in it earlier today? I thought I made it clear that rhubarb isn't a thing.

ITT:
>waaaa waaaa not sugary enough waaaa

Rhubarb soda.

>>7726709
>>7726719
This.
The leaves are the tastiest part of the plant. Best eaten raw, or blended into a tasty smoothie.

>>7724757
poast your feet!

Rhubarb curd mate.

It's out of this world. With that much rhubarb you might want to make a pie or crumble.

>>7724757
Cordial and/or wine

you don't rub another man's rhubarb

>>7726709
>>7726719
>>7728097
Raw rhubarb is poisonous.

>>7729044
I thought that was just the leaves

>>7724757
Either on the curb, you're dad knew what he was doing putting it in the trash can

Or

Wait until the next farmers market, dress like a farmer and rub some dirt on your face, then pawn it off as local, organic, and picked just this morning

ATTENTION: OP MADE UP RHUBARB! ITS NOT A REAL INGREDIENT. DO NOT TRY TO FIND OR MAKE RECIPES INVOLVING RHUBARB.

I'm in the process of making rhubarb wine.

Never had it before but I'm excited to try it.

>>7729044
this is flalse i haf iten a lot of hrubharb as a kid and i eat them whol, all thing into mouth then tummy for yummy
I eated a lot of rhubabrb, raw or cookd, all is tasty

rhubarbr realy good, not poisson

you worng

>>7729202
Rhubarb does not exist

You are obviously very confused

http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-rhubarbstrawberry-streusel-bars-recipes-from-the-kitchn-202532

>>7727615
>eeewwww I don't like sour things

>>7729202
They have rhubarb in Somalia?

>>7729797
Yes they do.
Retard.

Grilled mackerel with rhubarb compote. Combination of oily and tart flavours.

>>7729797
Yeah they call it khat.

>>7729797
No. They say they do and they call it khat, but it IS NOT RHUBARB. THERE IS NO RHUBARB.

>>7724757
>I thought that was Darth Vader cramming rhubarb into his mask.

>GENTLEMEN.