Why does the brown log in the middle make it so tasty?

I'd love to have been in the meeting where they approved that advertisement.

>>7711727
I'd love to be in a lot of marketing meetings so I can slap the shit out of them and their groupthink nonsense ideas.

>>7711884
Kek
Designated shitting sundaes

>>7711727
This.

That looks so much like a surprise doodoo log, I can't believe anyone approve that.

>>7711727
They know it looks like a turd, it's why in the commercials they only show it for a split second so you can't take a long look at it and start to get disgusted.

>>7711722
HFCS

>>7711900
So why don't they feature the strawberry one, or the caramel one, SOMEONE in their ad department is intentionally shitposting.

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>>7711722

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>>7711910
Marshmallow looks okay I guess, though none of them seem particularly appetizing.

Maybe you're right, it's a marketing ploy to get people talking about it because of how bad it looks. That seems to be pretty popular these days.

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>>7711722
Because Mr.Hankey usually only visits during December.

>>7711965
kek

>>7711946
>Diva Cup
>Poo in the DQ
>Bukkake

I think I'll just go to Steak 'n Shake instead.

>>7711946
Oh god the one on the left looks like it was tampered with by a woman on the rag

>>7711920
>>7712002
>>Diva Cup
>>Poo in the DQ
>>Bukkake

Top kek for both of you

Do people really have a hard time eating brown things? I have a friend who won't eat refried beans because they look like shit.

y-you know it's not shit, right?