Ummm...the green M&M is the girl, right?

>>7706762
They're candies, not people. Take your medicine.

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>>7706762

Can you be sure anything is a girl these days anon?

>>7706892

you need to ask it/her/him/xher what it/she/he/xhe identifies as first

Kel almighty

>>7706797
I know they're candies but advertising cartoons like this always fucked with me.

Red is taking a bucket of M&M guts and pouring it in to the half-eaten carcass of another M&M creature. Peanut is looking on with anticipation, like he just can't wait to pick it up and finish it off. Even if it wasn't green-lady M&M, they're still doing that to what's apparently an effigy of her. That's some shit.

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>>7707312

>taking a bucket of M&M guts and pouring it in to the half-eaten carcass of another M&M creature

Yeah, I don't think that's how OP, or most people, would see that picture...

>>7706762
Yes.

For a while it was rumored something about the food coloring of the green m&m's make a person horny. I think that's what started it.

I'm not saying it's true either, just an old rumor from when I was a kid.

>>7707312
Is it bad that I had that exact same idea?

>>7706762
They're building their own waifu.

DEEPEST LORE

>>7708917
Lucky Charms has some serious lore.

>>7706762

They're building a wife, like a smurf

>>7707438
What else are they supposed to be doing? Seriously, I don't see what the intended effect is. They're... making an M&M maybe?

>>7709226

It starts with a "B" and rhymes with furikake.

>>7708173
>>7709000
>building a waifu
>it's half their size

they're making a fucking m&m loli

truly visionaries

>>7706892
>there's a gubmint war on family values, let's install official state penis inspectors in every toilet because I'm a crazy fucking slave state redneck
South Carolina pls go