Why aren't you outside grilling

>>7702364
Because I had an argument with my wife's son and he told me not to go on the back deck tonight while his friends are there grilling.

>>7702364
There's a park ranger outside and I don't need to be seen by him.

>>7702385
What's the problem

>>7702364
Because it's windy as fuck outside

>>7702364

It's fucking 21:08 and I have work tomorrow.

>>7702364
Got three racks of ribs I intend on smoking tomorrow, family.

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>>7702364
BLack Chicagoans gonna mug me and my grilled meats

>>7702364
You did a terrible job of lighting those coals, and they're not even ashed all the way.

Have a great day!

Im lazy grillin takes effort.

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I don't own a grill

>>7702364
>Why aren't you outside grilling
>>>

Smoked a chicken tonight with some mesquite and apple wood.
Tried smoking it without the skin to get more flavor in the meat and it worked well.

Gonna do another pork butt this week, too.

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Grilled up a pork chop for dinner

It's 1 in the morning goddammit.

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who says i wasnt...beef its whats for dinner

it's 1 hour past midnight

>>7703099

damnnn that looks GAF approved

>>7702378
You beta cuck
lol

>>7702364
>not waiting for all the coals to turn grey

>He fell for the buy a grill and cook outside meme

>>7703099
damn that pic made me hard af

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>50 degrees and raining
>fucking may
>still can't grill yet

wew lads

>>7702364
Why are your hamburgers gray and why does it look like a cat attacked your sausages?

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because I live in an apartment with no balcony. I've considered sticking a small grill out on my fire escape but that's white trash af and I live in a nice neighborhood.

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who /arse/ here?

>>7703642

>i live in a nice neighborhood
>this means i have to act snooty and pretentious and not do things i want to do

faggot

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>>7704201

>>7703413
>50 degrees and snowing
>fucking may
>still grilled

yolo

>>7704212
That guy can grill out right after he pinches that one off.

>>7703413
>tfw I grilled when it was 40 degrees and threatening to snow
Feels good man. You should try it you fucking pussy. Just gotta get it a bit hotter than usual to overcome the heat loss.

>>7702364
because I'm inside, chilling.

>>7702378
>raising someone else's son
>taking orders from him

>>7702378
jesus christ

>>7704191
American rednecks are using Yeti coolers.

>>7702364

too much carcinogens

>>7704201
faggots are faggots because they know not to be faggots, you faggot.

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Because its dark, i cant cook something in the dark anon.

>>7702364
>>briquettes

stop.

>>7703254
>>7705413
>>7705415
get out newfags

>>7705974
>muh charcoal only purist faggotry

Because I'm inside fucking you're mom hard lmao

#rekt

I live in an apartment with no deck or grill

Still cleaning off the back porch. Will be grilling infinite food this weekend though.

My grill sucks. It gets too hot and the sides are starting to warp. It's a piece of shit.

>>7702364
Its 230 am

>>7706707
nice!

are you gonna grill up that Bacon chicago style?

>grew up with family of 5
>bbq/smoke/grill several times per week
>Sister moves out, gets married, too busy with her own family
>Dad has liver transplant which is almost guaranteed diabetes for those who didn't know
>his anti-rejection meds forbid entire foods
>Mom gets first cholesterol check in her life, doctor amazed she hasn't had a heart attack yet (inb4 cholesterol =/= heart disease, this was years ago)
>I move out on my own, acquire girlfriend
>have bbq's for friends and family
>it slowly becomes just friends
>relationship ends, turn into depressed shut-in
>now my 175 lb offset smoker sits on the porch unused gathering rust
>Whenever I get the urge to 'que again, reminded of all the good times with others
>grillin' ain't just cooking, it's a social thing

I don't mean to make a sad on autist /ck/ but fuck I really miss making bomb ass pulled pork and cooking for one is just the fucking worst
>

>>7705984
Oh shit! You mean he was only pretending? Well ya sure duped me!

>>7706707
Heating aluminum foil to the temperatures reached on a charcoal grill is a sure-fire way to end up with early onset dementia.

Fuck man, literally nothing in this stupid picture is in direct contact with the grill. Why are you even grilling at that point?

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>>7702364
You suck dick at grilling

>>7702364
>charring your food

No thanks, I don't want cancer.

>>7702410

>yes yes good goy, burn goldstien brand coals in a silverburg brand chimney until they're 80% used up before you even think about cooking on them every time

>>7702364
I live in an apartment and they won't let me have a grill on my balcony because it apparently can cause false alarms for the fire department or some shit.

that would make me look really lonely

>>7702364
My apartment complex banned grills.

>>7708123
George Foreman grills do decent.

>>7708132
Don't have any outlets on the balcony, and they wouldn't let me anyway. Apparently, the issue is that people see smoke coming off a balcony, think there's a fire, and call 911.

I do have a fairly decent grill I can use indoors on my stovetop under the range hood, though.

>>7705984
>newfags
Somebody could have had a break for a few months and they would have missed the flash in the pan "my wife's son" /pol/ spam hyperautism

>>7708145
I did it inside when I lived in an apartment. Fuck them unplug the smoke detector. It doesn't get to bad.

Dump the grease down the drain (don't do as a home owner) too for their shit policies.

>>7702364

Disgusting nails

>>7708158
That's basically what I'm doing, yeah. I have a pretty decent fan so it doesn't get too smoky, and if it does, I open the balcony door.

I actually have a pretty good Hamilton Beach indoor grill. I like it because it actually has a lid you can close for convection, and you can adjust the heat, unlike most other indoor grills.

>>7702378
>>7703254
>>7705415
>>7705413
God, I fucking hate Reddit.

Absolute cancer.

Because I don't feel like dying of cancer?

http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/diet/cooked-meats-fact-sheet

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Way ahead of you friendo

>big chunks of onion in burgers
>slicing the sausages so the juices leak out
>lite "beer"

Holy shit, just jump on the grill yourself.

>>7708369
I agree about sausages but onion in patties is a thing and can taste good.

It stemmed from the great depression diners started putting onion in patties to make the beef last longer in shortages. It stuck around.

The only grill I use is my George Foreman and I got rid of it when I moved.