Egg thread

>>7700712
Usually sunny side up desu. I always used to flip them and make em all ugly, but then I learned to do it properly, and ever since I've been a sucker for that runny yolk.

I also make tamago once in a while, and I'd like to get more diverse and creative with omelets in general. Unfortunately I've got a crooked ass electric range (college) which makes it really difficult to keep egg from just running to one side of the pan. And the temperature control on electric ranges is garbage. Avoid at all reasonable cost.

>>7700730
>I also make tamago
Doesn't tamago mean just "egg"?

Sunny side up, poached, medium boiled or scrambled

I eat fried egg whites with some salt and a dash of pepper

SCRAMBLED

>>7700712
scrambled the proper way, slowly, with butter. Seasoned with chervil. Cherry tomatoes too

buttery as fuck with dill

>>7700712
I eat mine the way Gordon thought me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

>>7700770
>>7700774
my nigger

>>7700775
I showed my mom up with this when I was visiting her last week. It's amazing how fast it goes from way too wet to overcooked in the span of about ten seconds.

>>7700775
Are there any other youtube channels that do it like Gordon? I love his presentation and no-nonsense delivery.

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>>7700775
>creme fraiche

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I'm at a family gathering for breakfast burritos for belated birthdays. Unexpectedly cheesy and way better than I thought!!!

>>7700743
No it has other shit in it like mirin, don't be so narrow minded.

>>7700712
peppers, onion, sausage, cumin, garlic salt and a shitload of cayenne

>>7700712
put them in a bowl, put grana padano in it, pepper and salt, scramble them, and let them rest. fire up the heat, go to the lowest heat possible, butter it up let some bacon fry in it, get butter bacon fat mix and pour my eggs in it, scrambling it at the lowest heat until I get sheets of nice egg and cheese.

>>7700831
>cum in
dude what?

>>7700838
Lmfbpao

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>>7700838
plebians

I dont eat eggs

>>7700838
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so bunneh hahH

Go castrate yourself

>>7700712
Am I the only person who loves them hard-boiled? Everyone seems to like them fried/scrambled. There nice buy boiled is nicer IMO

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>>7700838
You can't be serious

This post must be an Australian trying to derail the thread

>>7700857
runny yolks are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

>>7700838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmJQqxoZvOc

>>7700857
I like them as a snack, but it just never feels substantial enough for a meal.

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>>7700838
capped for posterity

>>7700787
food wishes

>>7700861
Runny yolks are good if you have something to dip in them ie roast potatoes, otherwise just give me a couple hardboiled eggs please yummy yum yum

>>7700823
pardon me

do you use the little rectangular pan when you make it too you fucking weeb

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>>7700906

>tfw you make egg's in a basket and the yolks don't break or get overcooked at all and you dip the toast holes into them

>>7700906
you should try pickling them too it's awesome

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>>7700712
I eat egg bread, or french toast like hipsters call it.

>>7700924
Thanks for the suggestion. I tried Tesco pickled eggs and they were nice but I would have preferred them boiled normally. I think I just really like boiled eggs.

>>7700927
other way around you fucking fiji water-swulling fucktard

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>>7700927
hipsters are the ones obsessed with using the "proper" names for things so I have news for you pal you got that backwards

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>>7701026
>>7700927
>fucking hipsters

go cum in your omlette du fromages you douchebaggy pieces of shit.

fried potatos = french friest
egg bread = french toast
sparkly wine = champagne
fucking rotten cheese = roccquaforte
pancakes = creppe

>>7700997
>not hipster

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>>7700997
>other way around you fucking fiji water-swulling fucktard
idiotic reasoning, egg bread is fucking egg bread, only douches and burgers (hipster nation) call it french toast.

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>>7701031
You can't just go throwing around terms you don't understand and expect to be taken seriously. I lived in Brooklyn for a year I know what a hipster is. Call it French toast and quit being weird for its own sake

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>>7701063
>a working class brit
>hipster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qC6pOwbHk

gtfo fag, I don't give a fuck how you flaboyant fudgepackers call it. here it is egg bread.

>>7701095
burgers m8, they grow up with dicks in their asses, everything is french for them. cheers

>>7701095
Clappers gonna clap.

>>7700908
he means tamagoyaki which is just the nip omellete. Usually sweet with sugar mirin and soy sauce but you can do more savory versions with dashi.

You dont need a square pan but it makes it easier to fold. Its sorta pointless with other stuff but its nice as a side dish for rice

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>>7701095
Go start your own chan ya knob this is an American site

>>7700787

that do it right?

no, nothing like gordons out there.

>>7701051
>yuro
and here I thought your opinion mattered

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>>7701166

>>7700823
That's called tamagoyaki you failure of a weeb

>>7701187

>for your safety, wait for the train behind the yellow line

my god, sharia law is here

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>>7700838

What's the tastiest egg that's not a chicken egg?

Rectally

Oliver is the worst little cunt in the entire industry of food chefs.
I would legitimately press the button if I had a "kill oliver" button.

>>7701254
Duck egg

>>7700743
yes
usually it means egg cooked like a plain omelette

I've been really into onion zucchini omlete

>>7701095
lloyd is husbando