/ck/ Food-related cringe thread - Part 2!

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Aka /jackgen/ part 2

Just ate some Jack-tier burgers. Fingers crossed I don't get e-coli poisoning.

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>>7692166
It's good for your stomach, anon!

>>7692167
What makes these burgers so juicy?

>>7692124
Which particular video is this anyway?

>>7692097
What's cringe about that picture is the comments more so than the pictures of food tbf

>>7692106

I'd probably eat this. But then again I'm a lardfat blubberbottom, so it's not a surprise.

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Does this count as cringe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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>>7692148
Savior Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

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>>7692106
>hot dog
>canned string beans
>creamed corn
>relish
>cheap ale
>salsa

I refuse to believe that this isn't satirical.

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I've been looking for this webm for weeks so I could post it to /ck/

>>7692229
anyone know what show this is from?

>>7692238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>7692134
cute

>>7692129
Sounds disgusting, but if you think about it, it's oil and egg. Makes the cake awesome. Portillo's does this with their cakes

>>7692173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

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ITS BAAAACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>7692170
he soaked them in ice water or put ice cubes in the middle i dont remember exactly

>>7692374

Your picture put me in a fucking rage.

I've seen it posted many times and it still makes me furious.

>>7692390
He has a website, a Patreon ($237 per comic) and a published book.

http://www.cookingcomically.com/

http://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Comically-Recipes-Youll-Actually/dp/0399164049

So I don't think he's doing too badly.

>>7692390
Why are you so mad that someone can cook and draw pretty gud stick figures?

Also
>no gummy rat review

Shit thread.

>>7692400
If this was a review cringe thread, there would be too much to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

Bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9XKyh9I2Lk

>>7692106
no I will not eat the inside of my garbage disposal

>>7692106
What the fuck..

>>7692167
IT'S FUCKING RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWW

>>7692208
The scissors

Every time

>>7692374
>throws out seasoning packet
>recreates seasoning packet

????

>>7692208
welp, i'm fucking triggered

>>7692245
Omfg thanks for that. The ending was worth watching.

>>7692455
Hello, newfag.

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>>7692208
this bitch is insane

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>>7692203
why does he eat sandwiches like tacos?

>>7692106
555 come on now

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>>7692106
it was passable until the cans came out, so very briefly
He framed it like "well I need to get rid of this shit before it all goes bad" but most of that stuff does not go bad for years

I hate this fat fuck so much it makes me shake with rage

>>7692666
>it was passable until the cans came out, so very briefly
>it was passable

dude what the fuck it was fucked from the very start. sausages? what is this shit? food for dogs? fucking hell.

>>7692671
nevermind I realized that was a sweet potato not a carrot

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>>7692390
it's pure reddit

>>7692691
maybe reddit circa 2010, they make fun of it now for being so popular once

>>7692114
i would try this.

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>>7692696
how do you know this

>>7692712
I use reddit food subs. The big one is bro cooking so it blows but you can get decent advice in smaller places

>>7692132
>literally dips the pan into the sauce

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>>7692132
>adds milk
every time

>>7692132
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>7692097

the captions are the cringe part, whoever wrote them obviously doesn't really know enough about food to have the high ground. and what even is the problem with the frozen coffee pops?

>>7692777
checked

flyover enchilada casserole made by californians. Honestly this looks exactly like the kind of shit they have at church potlucks where I live (hint: /ck/ is obsessed with saying our cheese is bad)

>>7692802
Mexican cheese isn't bad, I don't know why you're being so defensive. You norteño? Chihuahua cheese is great.

>>7692400

he can't cook

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>>7692813

>>7692167

this is actually perfectly appropriate for a burger.

chicken? not so much. but those are basically solid 7/10 burgers, rare to medium rare

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does /ck/ like ranchtains ?

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>>7693977

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>>7693983

>>7692106
you can tell it's jack just by how fucking awkward his movements are

>>7692114
I unironically think dry pack noodles are WAY better than wet.

>>7692455
It's full of preservatives and chemicals that are obviously not in the other seasonings!

>>7692390
>>7692374
don't see why it'd make you mad, but DAMN it is cringe. can't imagine anyone finding that funny.

Shortening Chili Con Carne "Chili" makes me cringe.

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>>7693400
Yeah those aren't that bad, just poorly shaped, I've had rarer. His bison burger is rare as fuck though.

>>7694047
People put shortening in chili? gross

>>7694108

>soggy bottom bun

why spend so much to make fucking trash

>>7694203
Was from a restaurant, the 2nd half after sitting for awhile, still pretty tasty t b h