worst fruit tbh

>comes in its own packaging
>fits perfectly in the human hand
>tastes fucking great
>goes with tons of foods
Fuck you OP, you're a faggot.

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try again

>mealy
>no flavor
>almost inedible skin

That'd be you, OP

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>>7686106
>comes in its own packaging
Yes
>fits perfectly in the human hand
(see pic)
>tastes fucking great
No
>goes with tons of foods
No

Banana is the only fruit that is intimately tied to hominid evolution and the coevolution of our gut microbiome. Our connection to bananas goes back to the times when we were still on trees. Thus it is known that bananas are highly prebiotic due to their combined content of fructans, inulin and RS2 resistant starch, all of which selectively feed symbiotic strains of bacteria that produce butyrate, help digestion of other fiber and ward off pathogens by creating a more acidic gut environment. Bananas are by far the healthiest fruit to consume for these reasons.

And yes, I know that the Cavendish is a domesticated fruit, but that has no effect on the things I said.

>>7686133
Any articles on this topic you can share?

>>7686117
God I hate them so much

They're only good peeled and because they're dirt cheap

>>7686118
ebin
>sage'd

>>7686133
Wrong, the healthiest fruit is actually grapefruit

>>7686117
This. Raw apples are fucking gross, but baked into desserts they're delicious.

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>>7686101
lol

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>>7686101

>>7686274
The fuck is that thing?

>>7686274
How do you even eat that?

>>7686308
Cut it in half and eat the stuff in the middle.

>>7686101
Coffee & a banana
Best work week breakfast

>>7686117
Are talking about Red Delicious, or apples in general? Because if it's the last one, you're fag

>>7686151
>>7686257
>I've never had a fresh apple in my life

>>7686287
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

>>7686257
Granny Smith apples for life, fight me faggot.

Everyone likes them because they are so full of sugar and they like to pretend they are being healthy.

If bananas were to disappear overnight it would have zero impact on my life.

>>7686355
I'm partial to Big Macintoshes myself. I think they've got a strong taste, but also a bit of shyness to them.

>>7686411
Bananas are actually healthy, though. They do a great job at helping your digestion.

>>7686253
Unless you take heart meds

>>7687134
Are you about to start RPing?

>>7686276
DELTEE THIS

>>7686411
No one cares you fucking faggot

>>7687166
[spoiler]Do you want me to sugarcube?[/spoiler]

>>7686133
Dude what? Bananas come from the far reaches of Asia bordering into Australia. We didn't get to them until we were finally human

>>7686308

If someone posted a pineapple would you ask the same thing?

Use some common sense at least apply/extrapolate from some life experience. If the outer looks prickly or dis-inviting then just maybe it's the insides which are eaten!

>>7686411
wow we do care so much.
care to link to your blog?

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so much shit to get rid of after you eat it, too sweet, and anything you put it in becomes too sweet

>>7687276
There are breeds of oranges that aren't so sweet. They're fantastic

>>7687279
you mean grapefruit? the superior citrus

>>7687289
But those are awful famity

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>>7686117
Reminder: Apples are one of the most common items people CHIP their teeth on. Do NOT bite into an apple. Slice it up if you must eat it.

>>7687340
how the fuck can you chip your tooth on an apple

>>7687346
Maybe Americans think of candy apples as regular apples

>>7687290

put a little sugar on it. good as fuck.

>>7687354
>putting sugar on fruit
>de americans

>>7687358

>ive never macerated fruit before

you get that awesome grapefruit juice you can just drink out of the bowl. good as fuck.

>>7687358
Australian pasttime actually https://youtu.be/TmDRmr_KFu4?t=126

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>>7687378
WHY

>>7686276
>>7686117
thankfully im allergic to that shit (raw)

>>7687289
Pomelo >>>>> grapefruit

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>>7687464
Aussies are irl shitposters as well

absolute madman

>>7686106
Cavandash is shit

Kinda related question:

Is their legitimately a fruit that isn't healthy? Like obviously anything can be bad in extreme excess, and people with certain conditions should avoid some things. But is their really a fruit that is "unhealthy" as something like chips or sweets might be considered?

>>7687378
Somebody send that cunt to Nauru.

>a bunch of sheltered fags post normal everyday fruits and spout hyperbole: the thread

Laughing desu

>>7686101
this
also grapes with seeds
blackberries
pitted cherries

>>7686342
>The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage.
>raw sewage

>>7688325
Concord > red > green

>>7686274
i would farm these all the time in animal crossing.

>>7688178
Chips and sweets are considered unhealthy because they're calorie dense with little other nutrition. There is no fruit that is devoid of vitamins, and I doubt any of them are as calorie dense.

>>7686145
fuck yourself dude

>>7688374
What hogwash. No one ever got fat eating fruit.

>>7688391
Eat more walnuts and salmon.

>>7686106
>great for whacking off with
>great for sticking in your puss/ass

>>7688391
I've never been obese, but used to eat a lot of fruit and lost weight when I cut them out.

>>7688149
Oral allergy syndrome?

I started getting allergy shots about a year ago and i can eat raw fruits and veggies again!

>>7687346
Bad angle

>>7686342
Makes you think about how hungry the first persom who ate that was to stomach the smell

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>>7686253
>>7687289
>>7687362
Grapefruits are assholes. That bitter flavor is the fucker trying to poison you.
Also, non-gmo bananas are worse than ass cancer.

>>7686117
what does mealy mean exactly?

>>7687346
Bad hygiene.

>>7686101
Yeah bananas are gay. They also give you constipation if you eat them too much because potassium

>>7686101

Perfect opinion the post.

>>7686287
A big pinecone

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>>7686101
> ITT: fags missing out on the greatest fruit/seed/nut of all time.

Srsly f.a.m?

>>7688598
Why are some Cocanuts green and others brown and furry?

i don't like apples, but think that's just because i've never had good ones.

either red delicious that were mealy as fuck, or granny smiths that were sour and hard as fuck.

i guess it's wrong for to write-off apples until i try the best of the best.

>>7688609
wait til you see the orange ones

>>7687340
I bite into jawbreakers, only those with shitty teeth chip theirs

>>7688624
>but think that's just because i've never had good ones.
Are you american and buy your apples from the supermarket?
Then you 100% never had a apple that was good for anything else besides looking like the plastic toy version of a 110% perfect cartoon rendition of how an apple in the abastract does look like.
fuck, those plastic fuckers even are becoming more and more of a thing in Europe too.

But a proper apple, fresh from my own tree of some old variety, that was bred for taste and not for looks…

Damn, getting hungry.

>>7688657
We grow fresh apples, but I also live in Washington state. Eastern Washington is known for their Apples. We get amazing apples around here.

>>7686101
Worst fruit is grapefruit. It's so sour you'd have to add a cup of sugar to make it edible and even then it tastes like shit.

>>7686327
I've eaten apples straight from an orchard. They fucking suck. All apple foods are good as shit though. I have a big jar of apple butter in my fridge.

>>7688677

Grapefruit is perfect without sugar.

>>7686253
Medicine doesn't play nice with grapefruit.

>>7686274
Durian is pretty much the only source of large amounts of magnesium that is not in pill form.

>>7688178
>>7688374
>>7688391
>>7688397
>>7688423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areca_nut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betel_nut_beauty

Fruits can actually be unhealthy and dangerous.

Betel Nuts are fruits that contain psychoactive substances and can cause oral cancer.

So yes, there are fruits that are harmful by default.

>>7686117
... you never had decent apples i assume.

>>7686117
Fuji apples are the only apples worth eating. They are beyond amazing. All others are shit. Fujis are sweet, crisp, juicy, and smell nice.

Bananas suck but there are way worse fruits out there. Try a horned melon, thats a shitty ass nasty fruit right there.
>>7686276
cherries are beyond amazing you are a faggot
>>7687276
try Satsumas they are everything an orange was meant to be but they only grow in Louisiana

>>7688837
he's specifically talking about red delicious I think

>>7688452
Yeah it's only raw apples and cherries that I have an issue with, so I don't really mind as much.

>>7686133
it's true. Plus the worst foods are very often the best for your body.

>>7688796
Some fruits have a lot of natural sugar in them as well. Hence why people who are extremely overweight are told to not include them in their diet. Apples in particular.

>>7688391
OJ though. All that blood stream carpet bombing with huge doses of fructose every morning, without fail. All these diabetic morons who meant good.

>>7686101
nah theyre pretty good but I dont eat em often

>>7686117
i eat like one red delicous everyday. they're like candy dude what is wrong with you

>>7686276
the fruit itself is fine but anything cherry flavored tastes like medicine

>>7687276
theyre okay but not worth the effort

>>7688598
i like the brown ones better because the water tastes only slightly less good and you can actually eat it

>>7689877
good in a lot of things but terrible eaten alone

my vote goes to custard apple. its all the wrong kinds of sweet. it's nauseating

>>7688609
Because you touch yourself at night.

>ctrl-f dates
>nothing
Medjool dates are good shit, I could eat them by the pound.

I really don't enjoy trying to eat pineapple or coconut. So much work, so little payoff.

>>7690856
Holy shit that takes me back.

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tomatoes are absolute shit

a fruit that tastes like a vegetable is an absolute disgrace

its only tolerable when used as an ingredient where it's absolutely destroyed in the process, leaving no chunks, seeds, etc and its "taste" is drowned out by everything else thrown in

>>7686101
It's healthy, it's extremely inexpensive in most places, and takes about three seconds to eat, so even if you dislike the taste you can scarf it down in one go anyway.

bananas make really good homemade popsicles with some almond milk and sugar.

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Grapefruits are objectively inferior knockoffs of the original.

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>you will never get to eat a Gros Michel banana

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>>7688471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenocarpy

you actual fucking idiot

>>7689288
Then they're being told that by idiots. Sugar is not sugar.
Processed, granulated sugar is an entirely different substance. Any doctor telling someone to abstain from a fruit because of it's sugar content is plainly ignorant.

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>>7688471
>he thinks bananas were produced through gmo
inb4 only pretending

>>7690981

>1 inch of peel
>1 bite of fruit
>objectively superior

>>7691057
Do you know the actual size of a pomelo? While the rind is thicker, they still have more meat than grapefruits due to being twice as big.
Also, make sure to savor that ass aftertaste from your imposter fruit.

Melon is the worst fruit.

>>7691126
agreed
canteloupe is pretty fucking gross too

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>>7688384

>>7691010
Sugar is always calories. Fatties need to cut down.

>>7691294
There's more to health and losing weight than counting calories. That's a very narrow-minded and simplified view of things. Fruit has nutritional and digestive benefits that far outweigh a piss trickle of calories.

>>7686106
Fuck off, Ray.

>>7691126
Honeydew is god tier when ripened properly

>>7691306
>There's more to health and losing weight than counting calories.
People who are obese need to cut their calories by like..1/5th. People who have extra fat are told to cut sugar out of their diet and tend to find it easier to lose weight after doing so, whether they decide to re-introduce normal sugars from fruits into their diet again later on when they are stable or not. This isnt some new thing and Im not sure why you're acting as if your opinion is more valuable than the advice of registered dieticians and doctors.

>>7691376
I'm not soliciting my opinion. I'm stating facts.
Would you shove a carrot up your ass every day if a doctor told you it lowered blood pressure?

>>7691389
No only would he do it, there would be a community that looked down on people who didn't

>>7686117
red delicious apples are easily the worst popular fruit. absolutely atrocious

gala/macintosh master race. sweet, crispy, juicy

>>7691389
>Would you shove a carrot up your ass every day if a doctor told you it lowered blood pressure?
Very apt comparison.

>>7691389
if you spent less time eating and more time thinking through analogies, you would be a better person overall.

>>7691474
I'm 5"8 and 150 pounds. Nice assumption.

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I'm sorry guys.

>>7692093

Perfect blender fruit.

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this is the worst. what happened to real peaches? fucking walmart and other stores... all they carry is this bullshit. no taste, none like a peach at all, hard white bullshit flesh.

>>7692321
<literally who

If you don't already know the superiority of the pomelo you don't deserve to have it.

>>7686274
I had a run-in with Durian.

My professor, fairly new to the area, was talking about a trip to the local Asian Market. He thought it was the craziest thing in the world that there was a fruit that smelled, and tasted, like a leper eating shit-stained onions.

My friend, one of his TAs, also mentioned the Professor's trip to the Asian Market, and how he purchased two raw Durians. He thought it was absolutely fascinating. She recanted, as would a veteran of some hellish battle, the ordeal of being in a hot car with fruit that smelled of Satan's unwashed ballsack. How the teacher managed to choke down part of the fruit, and was belching for hours, the Durian stank returning each time with a vengeance.

Later that week, the TA brought a Durian to /tg/ club. Money was offered to anyone who would eat a chunk of that bitch. I tried, but I couldn't get over the stench.

We ended up locking it in a meeting room to somewhat contain the smell, where was found later a stern note about leaving food out.

>>7691126
you can leave

honeydew is GOAT

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>>7691056
>he doesn't think selective breeding counts as genetic modification
Frankenfood is a myth.

>>7692321
what a fucking fairy lmao

>>7692321
nigger confirmed

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behold the most under-appreciated fruit

>>7686274
God tier fruit, I fucking love the smell.

>>7692093
I hate watermelon only because it's the blandest fucking melon in existence and yet it's somehow become the go-to melon. It's not outright bad, but I don't think I've ever had a watermelon that was truly satisfying for more than one bite.

you are fags.

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A reminder that the bitterness of a grapefruit is actually caused by the grapefruit tree trying to poison you.

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>>7692847
I used to kinda dislike grapefruit, but I recently started peeling it down to only the flesh and now it's one of my favorite fruits.

>>7686101
I've never liked bananas, they're all slimy on the inside and it weirds me out

>>7686101
>worlds most popular fruit
>shit

>>7688763
>implying there's not dozens of types of apples
>implying you've tried them all

>>7692847
pineapples are brutal, they try to eat you

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>>7692778

>>7692778
>never had a sweet, juicy, tasty watermelon

>>7692673
a juicy pear that melts in your mouth is so amazing. was so long since i had a good pear.

>>7692673
tastes like sand and i dont like the taste of the stickers

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>>7693008

>>7692847
>>7692970
Both true but unfortunately scientists have been breedingthese enzymes out of the fruits, which has also ruined the excellent taste in favour of a blander more commercially appealing product.

They did it to radishes too.

>>7692321
>makes your teeth itchy

>>7688423
You lost weight when you stopped eating lots of something. Jesus Christ is that you?!

>>7686117
Wanted to post this, but anon got there first. Raw apples are just disgusting.

>>7686117
It's true, red delicious apples are utter shit.

>>7692321
if apples make your teeth itchy you need to wash them and/or eat more. used to happen to me before i started washing them and then subsequently ate more of them.

>>7688399
that's gross anon, not like a vibrator is expensive

>>7691517
>I'm 5"8

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>7692456
>he thinks cross breeding and genetically modifying in a lab is the same

ayy lmao

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>>7686101
op is a closeted faggot.

>>7692970
I was so stupid my entire life.

I always wondered why raw pineapple irriated my lips and hurt my tongue or mouth and only several years later, I googled why does raw pineapple hurt and that is when I found out that pineapple has enzymes that are basically the same enzymes used to tenderize meat.

So fuck pineapples.

Never have I been betrayed this badly by a fruit.

I thought fruits wanted people to eat them and shit out their seeds later but pineapple is such a fucking douchebag.

>>7692778
I like dipping slices of watermelon in a bowl filled with a dash of salt.

>>7686274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmitvXIamFc

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>mfw just ate a raw tomato
why is everyone here suck a faggot?

>>7687340
I've eaten numerous apples since I was small and not once did my teeth get damaged from it. I've heard of people with bleeding gums from eating apples too hard, but I've never had it either. Is chipping your teeth on apples a more common experience where you're from?

Also how would slicing them up work, it's still the same hardness, just smaller. Maybe you mean juice them?

>>7694551
>he thinks that for anything to qualify as genetically modified it had to have been done in a lab
I like how a process we've been doing for literally thousands of years has become the ooga booga devil man now that we're good at it.

>>7687340
my dad eats apple slices off the back of a knife like a baddy in a kids' movie

>>7697858
your dad sounds really cool

>>7688840
>Fuji apples are the only apples worth eating.

you're fucking retarded. Try a Honeycrisp and see if you'd ever eat a Fuji again.

>>7688149

>allergic to cherries and apples

Thanks for cheering me up, I didn't know how privileged I was.

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>>7697858

like this guy?

>>7686133
niggers

>>7691376
despite the face that CBT has a N.I.C.E. evidence rating of A, the recommendation for abstinence based treatments like overeaters anonymous - where abstinence from sugar is extremely common - comprises 30% of recommended treatments from doctors and psychologists. This is despite no RCT's into these abstinence treatments, a handful of qualitative analysis and one pretty uninsightful multiple regression. Not only that, abstinence and dieting correlates like crazy with weight gain, and studies I can't properly quote suggest professionals make status quo treatment recommendation based on a variety of factors despite being aware of better evidenced treatments.

>>7687378
>vegan
>murdering poor sugar canes

>>7688325
What kind of piece of shit eats pitted cherries. Can't handle that extra half second of work

>>7697858

I do it too. Fuck chomping on apples.

>>7696446
>Never have I been betrayed this badly by a fruit.
10/10

>>7688677
Try it with a little kosher salt, or sea salt on it. No sugar needed.

>>7686101

good enough for gorillas

and they could probably rip you in half

>>7686117
what's wrong with apples?
i ate them everyday

>>7688677
You must mean white grapefruit, those are super tart. Texas red Rio grapefruits are a deep pink and super sweet. All other grapefruits are inferior, and pumelos are rubbish in comparison also.

>>7696448
UGH I've NEVER understood this shit. It does not taste good.
Anyways, what I like about watermelon is what I like about cucumbers - mild but very fresh taste.

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Why banan is best banan

>>7700478
Fun fact: Among primates, humans have the largest penises.

The average size of a gorilla's penis is about 1.5 inches (4 cm).

So while gorillas could rip people in half, humans could cuck them if they ever wanted too.

Cucking >>>> Ripping

>>7703336
Gorillas can rip your body in half, but you can rip their hearts in half as well.

Pros and cons.

>>7688796
most of the health effects of paan comes from the slaked lime they add to the mix

literal shit people use to bury bodies in

I used to chew paan but I had to stop due to the burns in my lips and cheeks

plus it's horrible spitting out a giant wad of blood shit

the effect is like a mix between tobacco 5-10mg ritalin and poppers/amyls

>>7686117
>mealy
what kind of shit overripe garbage apples do you eat

>>7687354
you mean salt you fucking pleb

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This, why? Because this tries to eat you back.

>>7703609

nigga please

this stuff is great. i like in the morning

>>7686101
it's actually the best fruit, nutriment wise, it tastes great, and it really fills a stomach

>>7703988
aftertaste is pretty bad though, just like kiwi.

>>7704119

nah, i don't think so

you must have bad tastes

and you should eat your kiwis ripe

fruits are stupid

>>7688609
you have to be fucking kidding me...

>>7704283
you're the stupidest fruit

>>7688782
Because the Jews in the pharmaseutical industry are your friend right?

>>7692456
>selective breeding is bad
Wew
It is literally natural selection without nature forcing the good genes to breed

>>7704327

#REKT

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this shit tastes delicious

>>7704349

yup. i made a pie out of it once

great stuff. starry pie

>>7704356
I also made a pie.
but seriously, this things are delicious, just wish they lasted a little longer. months ago my dad got me two huge sacks of these things (probably +200 fruits) from his farm because I mentioned I loved them once, sadly they spoil fast and had to give away a lot of them, I tried every possible recipe I could imagine.

>>7704385

yeah they get fuckep up pretty fast
you tried to freeze them?

>200+ fruit

my god !

>>7704386
my freezer is too small to freeze huge amounts of anything. when I bought it I thought a big freezer was a waste of space because it's only me and my roommate so I really don't need to keep many things on it, I was wrong. my dad usually brings me insane lots of different fruits that many times end spoiling, it's kind of sad.

>>7704413

feels bad man

>>7697314
Sliced they fit in your mouth and you don't have to rely on your incisors, which are far more fragile.
That being said, what that anon said was bullshit. Like, obviously.

Pomegrenades.
I don't want everything including myself to look like bloody murder just trying to separate the shrapnel from that bitter white interior.
Also it takes fucking forever.

>>7705738
Cookings most pleasan (no homo!) voice to the rescue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qfQ3_N7S6Y

>>7689877
>>7690941
This tbqh, tomatoes are fucking disgusting

They are bearable if you eat them with crackers, cheese, salt and tons of pepper. They're fine in a burger.

They are fucking disgusting by themselves or in a salad, literally taste like acid

>>7687276
I don't mind oranges themselves but I won't ever understand why the fuck does people have to mix them with chocolate. It's the worst and most favorited food combo there exists, fucking disgusting.

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>>7693008
>i dont like the taste of the stickers.

>>7686101
That's an herb you nigger

>>7686253

>implying grapefruit are fruit and not Jewish shill

>>7687276
Blood oranges have more depth of flavour. Wonderful food.
>>7707092
Chocolate Orange is the greatest chocolate hybrid flavour.
It's mixed with orange oil, not the flesh.