Marble countertops and food prep

>>7676838
If I could have one wish, I'd wish for coons to be banished from the internet

>>7676844

The best part is that it's mostly 18 or 19 year old swag fags in yolo tanktops who make this shit

>>7676848
I don't understand those words, is this hash tagging?

>>7676838
>makin lettuce

I ask her why the fuck she is gardening in my kitchen.

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Kick the semi-developed monkey out and break up with my gf for being religious

>ib4 edgy

>>7676844

What pisses me off the most is that you can't seem to get the fuck away from this bullhit. I have people on facebook who are from where I'm from and they talk in this retarded,fucking ironic internet slang. It makes me hate them instantly.

>>7676838
>she's naked that means she's available for sex
When will all the misogynists finally die out?

>>7676838
HOLD YOUR FUCKING FUCKING FOOD

I am legit mad

>nobody answering the fucking question

I do still use cutting boards with granite counters, but don't have a reason in particular

>>7676995
It actually only posits the question of "what are you going to do" you seem to have injected sex into the equation yourself, who's narrow minded now eejit

If the surface you prep on is softer than the knife the surface will get scratches.

If the knife is softer than the surface you work on the knife will dull way faster.

That's all there is to it

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>makin lettuce

>>7676995
Sounds like you don't even know what a peach next to an eggplant means

>>7677060
It means Salad

>>7677060
It means he wants a grilled eggplant and peach salad you ass.

>>7677007

Don't post a dumb ass picture next time

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>makin lettuce

>>7676995
That's usually what it meant whenever I've been around naked women

>>7676977
sorry for asking, but are you on linkedin?

>>7676838
>not a SCAA-approved drip coffee machine
Get that filthy whore out of my house.

>>7676838
>Making lettuce

I've seen it before, but I still laughed.

>>7676848
Not even close to being true

I tell her to get a fucking plot