>temPYUra >riCOHtta

>re-goat
every fucking time.

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>auTISM

PAHsta

super mawwrio

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>bORK

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>>7673411
>image DOT jaypeg

I have the unique position of growing up with both Japanese and Italian being the common languages in my house.

Having never been to grolious Nippon and having never met other native Japanese-speakers outside of my family, however, I can't say if the following is a regional pronunciation, family oddity or proper Japanese so apologies if it's wrong, k?
Ready? Here we go:
>tempura

Kinda like ten-p'rah. The U is more like a slight breath than a pronounced U.

>ricotta
Rii-coht-ta. Italian pronounces all letters and either puts stress on the penultimate syllable or all syllables have equal stress.

>>7673416
>unique position
OMG you're soooooooo speshul
Kill yourself you blogging faggot

>>7673426
Make me.

>>7673416
Get a load of this special snowflake

>>7673416
nobody cares, faggot

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>>7673415
>tfw nobody ever calls you put for being a mobileposter because you have an android

>>7673467
That's because Android users are superior.

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>>7673369
>Anglophones
>Proper pronunciation of anything
>ever

>'za

>>7674870
>'ni 'gers