If you were on Death Row, what would be your final meal?

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>>7665458
and boston cream pie

Turkey dinner with all the fixings
Peanut butter and homemade jam sandwich on homemade bread
6 chocolate chip cookies with a cold glass of milk
Finished off with a .45 hollow point to the back of my head

2 cronuts and a cosmopolitan

>>7665458
Monkey brain for trolling purpose

>https://youtu.be/MjRdxuByd2g

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>>7665477
Chilled monkey brains?

Cock. And I'd not actually eat it, I'm being lewd you see

>cheese chile rellenos
I don't know why tex mex is not more popular among the condemned, so many of the executions are done by Texas.

Bread and water.

>>7665458
I'd ask to suck the faggot warden's cock and have him shoot me in the head with my lips wrapped around his dick.

>>7665458
macaroni and cheese
strawberries
a roast chicken
chocolate mousse

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>>7665458
This plus praline pecan ice cream with caramel swirls, and a large chocolate bar that I can break tiny pieces off of and enjoy until I'm put down.

Probably stuff with a lot of dairy because i'm lack toast and tolerant.
Maybe like a gallon of Blue Moon ice cream, heavy creamed based lobster bisque and some thick-ass milkshakes and root beer floats.

>>7665578
>i'm lack toast and tolerant.

jesus christ anon. how?

>>7665472
"fixings"

At least you didn't write "trimmings".

Ribeye steak, baked potato with sour cream and butter, onion soup with sauted mushrooms, sushi for appetizers, and I want Mae West to sit on my face cause I am one horny motherfucker.

>>7665573
9/10 really missing some good mac and cheese.

>>7665458
Atropine ampoule.

>>7665458
CRAFT BEER

Freshly baked bread, cold fresh salty butter and a non supermarket beer.

>>7666035
>mae west
are you 50

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My homemade 'Nara

Wala!

definitely crab legs and oysters

craw fish, vinegar and salt.

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>slice of good pizza
>steamed garlic with oven-roasted broccoli
>turkey burger with extra onion no tomato or a swordfish steak
>the biggest fucking bowl of french onion soup a nigga ever seen with packets of oyster crackers or a crusty loaf to dip in it
>a sleeve of stoned wheat thins
>kraft mac and cheese mixed with bush's vegetarian baked beans (weird family thing that one of us discovered somehow and we call it the family favorite even though we aren't poor anymore and haven't eaten it in years)
>mom's roasted red potatoes
>ice cream
>unlimited 2% publix milk to drink and either a pibb or dr pepper
finish that shit with a marlboro smooth and an unfiltered pall mall

t. fat man

>>7666550
kek, oven roasted garlic spread on steamed broccoli*

Dodo egg omelette with a Tasmanian tiger reduction.

A billy barou from Moe's with ground beef, onions, jalapeños, queso, rice and beans, with my mom's recipe corn casserole

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i was writing my ideal final meal but the idea made me so sad that i don't wanna think about it anymore. it would probably be something cooked by my mom and my grandma tho

pinch dish of dog hair and soapy water left over from flea combing

>>7666589
What if your crime was so heinous that they refused to cook for your pedophile necrophiliac ass?

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roast lamb
asparagus
potatoes poached in butter with garlic and thyme
ideally, a bottle of red wine and a couple cigarettes to finish things off

>>7666550
Mac and cheese and baked beans are the best, my nergo.

North Carolina BBQ (smoked pulled pork with a vinegar sauce). Coleslaw, baked beans, and cornbread hushpuppies as sides.

I'd die on a full stomach!

A pound of fried grouper
4 pieces of blackened chicken
Spicy red beans
Crispy fried plantains drizzled in honey and cinnamon

and a ridiculously massive tankard of jamaican lager to wash it all down

>>7666929
also, forgot to add: A dank, fragrant cuban cigar to relax with afterwards.

https://youtu.be/6ubTQfr_tyY

Ortolan Bunting
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
Lion Rib Eye Steak

These 3 are on my bucket list.

>>7665472
"fixings"

can you be less obnoxious? thanks

>>7666035
She died in 1980 so enjoy that pussy mate!

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>>7665458
Carbonara

>>7665527
Maybe disliking tex mex is an indicator of psychopathy

>Plate of crab and shrimp sushi
>Crab legs w butter and lemon
>Filet (med rare) w mashed potatoes
>3 five-layer burritos from Taco Bell
>Mtn Dew Baja Blast (no ice, room temperature)
>Large cup of frozen custard from Rita's

whole fried clams and fries
raw oysters with horseradish and lemon slices
steak, prime striploin or ribeye cooked over charcoal
ceasar salad
hoppy ipa

>>7666942
Lion steak costs $5000 per pound, and would probably taste like shit because they're not primary consumers