Where have all the red sticks gone?
>He doesn't remember the red spreader incident of 2006
Wooo boy, you are in for a tale. I'll give you the rundown.
>Lisa Harris, age 8, is eating a Handi-Snacks™ during snack time at Ridgeview Elementary in Illinois
>David Crocker, age 8, approaches Harris with a toy spider
>Harris is shocked and swallows the spreader, which lodges into her throat
>Harris has her airway obstructed, and the actions of the teacher and other staff were not able to free the spreader before rescue workers arrive
>Harris dies on the way to the hospital
>Harris's family sues Mondelez International for 2.6 Million
>Mondelez discontinues the use of spreader sticks with their snacks
Or, you know, they probably did it because it's a waste of material.
>>7642601
what a dumb kid. thank god she didn't spread her weakness to the next generation.
>>7642601
dunkaroos were true inovaters
>>7642601
Why was the spreader in her mouth?
>>7642601
>your child dies in a freak accident
>"well better make the most out of this and make millions" t. parents
Fucking disgusting
>>7642557
they aren't gluten free
>>7642557
meh last time i went to the asian market i got some poki, it was chocolate, almond poki and it tasted pretty good.
I remember poki being hot garbage, next time im getting the strawbery cream one
>>7642601
>child dies eating plastic spoon
>huge deal, 2.6 million dollars, no more plastic spoons
and yet there is no justice for the victims of capitalism
>>7642624
This.
Money won't bring back your little girl.
>>7642624
>He wouldn't sue a company for millions of dollars
>>7642617
transferring cheese to piehole
>>7642557
according to my research handi-snacks are still packaged with the red spreader
>>7642624
dad is a lawyer and his friend lost a 16 year old son to some retard in a bike when he and his friends got off the car in a freeway to change a flat tire, they where suing the insurance and the guy wanted to give every penny to charity but then he found out he has terminal cancer and his wife doesnt work and they have 4 kids, oldest one 14
>>7642646
Aren't you supposed to transfer cheese to cracker?
>>7642650
until some little shitbird eats the plastic doohickey
>>7642657
what the fuck man
>>7642557
They're still around, I actually had these a couple of days ago.
>>7642659
Here's the original, not shit version of that
better and more efficient in every way possible.
>>7644851
Yeah but those little breadsticks taste like shit compared to the big crackers.
>>7644875
no they don't, they taste like bleached asshole, which is actually pretty good.
>>7644851
I wish they still made the pretzel ones. My parents bought a pack of them at Costco once when I was in grade 1 or so, and then they got discontinued. :(