How can I eat huge amounts of food like Kasich and not gain weight?

>>7638988
You are a fucking retard, go back to MLP

>>7638988
faggot doesn't eat the crust. what a fag.

>>7638988
If you want to be able to eat (basically) whatever you want on a regular basis and stay at a healthy weight you need to be an athlete, or work a physically demanding job, or some combination of those two.

But if you just want to overeat on occasion, it's no big deal for your weight, as long as you don't make it a habit.

>>7638988
drink only water
literally go for a 40 minute run everynight

Get a tapeworm. I'm pretty sure that how Kasich does it.

That or bulimia if parasites aren't your thing.

>>7639573

serious question: how do i get a tapeworm and prevent it from penetrating vital organs and killing me?

>>7639668
you cant tell a parasite what not to fuck with

>>7639668
> prevent it from penetrating vital organs

you don't, that's the fucking secret as to why tapeworms keep your weight down... it penetrates those organ's like a nigger penetrating a white women and the food just leaks out of your asshole while you eat.

P.S where depends when you eat, it might get a bit messy

Most old people can pretty much eat anything they want without worrying too much about their weight. Their primary concerns with diet is that all their organs are slowly dying and they shouldn't do anything to "shock" them.

>>7638988
americans don't eat the crust first with a pizza?