Would /ck/ eat a dinosaur? If yes what would be the tastiest species?

>>7637911
Alligator is practically a dinosaur. If you're curious eat that.

>>7637911
Probably those brontosaurus ribs from the Flintstones

>>7637938
What about turtle?

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>>7637938
There are much closer living species, some that are actually classified as dinosaurs. We know them as birds

>>7637954
Even farther off.

>>7637911

I ate dinosaur two days ago, had some chicken. I prefer duck, that's my favorite dinosaur.

If I were to eat an extinct species from the Triassic, Jurassic or Cretaceous it would probably be a small or mid-sized herbivore. Maybe Alxasaurus.
>pic related

a nice lazy slow grass eater i think

>>7637970
>I saw Jurassic Park
>hurr durr birds are dinosaurs
Kill yourself dumbass

>>7637981
I'm sorry that you're so stupid. It's well accepted scientific consensus that birds are, in fact, members of the dinosaur clade Theropoda.

They are dinosaurs no matter how ignorant you are.

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>>7637994
>Dinosaur: Latin for terrible lizard

Checkmate dumbass

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>>7638001
Thanks for clearing that up, bucko

ITT: Dinosaur - tastes like chicken

>>7637994
<next he'll tell us how a tomato is technically a fruit in our upcoming smoothie thread

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>>7638076
>>7637994

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>if you want to know what dinosaur tastes like, eat chicken because dinosaurs are essentially birds

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>>7637994

no carnivores. I think a peaceful triceratops would be the best eating.

>>7637911
>tastiest species?
Your mom.

gallimimus

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>>7638001
>>7638076
>>7638098
Fuckheads birds are dinosaurs. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Man /ck/ is fucking dumb. Im doing biology in uni and the first andecdote our professor said is about how jurassic park made people think dinosaurs were lizards when cassowaries and LITERALLY raptors.

Figures /ck/ is probably full of rednecks that hate education and factual information.

>hurr durr s-shup up fedora

Keep eating lizards err dinosaurs, fat fucks

>>7639356
Dinosaurs aren't birds faggot

>>7640899
>hyuck hyuck
>hey cleetus this be here fagit on 4chan sez dine-soars be birds
>hot diggity damn clem what a goober
>hyuck hyuck
>*revs pickup truck*

>Dinosaurs lay eggs they must be birds

>>7640944
>not because their dna is the same
>not because of irrefutable fossilized records of dinosaur evolution
>not cause of molecular carbon testing

Though why did i expect a dumb redneck to know about any of those. I bet you think godzilla was a type of t-rex too huh?

>>7640964

we wuz dinos and sheeit

Yeeeee

Birds evolved from a species of dinosaur, sure, but saying eating a brontosaurus is like eating a duck is fucking retarded.

>>7641122
Nobody is saying that. Eating birds is eating dinosaurs because they are dinosaurs but nobody is suggesting that all dinosaurs tasted like birds.

That would be like arguing that all mammals taste the same.

>>7641172

lies perpetuated by whitey to keep a nigga down

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>>7637970
Would you eat this?

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>>7641856

>>7641856
Why not?

Herbivore, for sure. I'd think that most carnivores would be either rife with parasites from scavenging from rotting corpses or extremely tough. Slow cooker or smoked would probably be my preferred methods of cooking, as well.

Maybe something like smoked stegosaurus ribs with a dry rub made from time appropriate herbs and spices or crock pot parasaurolophus breast meat with carrots and potatoes.

>>7641856
for me it's the mcdinosaur. the best fast food sandwich.

>>7637994
This is correct.

>>7641856
How can the chicken even compete?

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Dinosaurs taste alright

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Not a dinosaur, but from the same kinda era. I'd eat the fuck out of retarded-looney-tunes-shark fish fingers any day.

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>>7643460
>oily, rancid fish meat

No thanks. I would go for a sauropod neck, red meat and probably very tender.

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Turkey dinosaurs.

>>7637970

Youre probably somewhat right. But there is no fucking way something as big as a brontosaurus tasted like chicken. the body is too large to have the same kind of meat.

Me i would want something gnarly that would give good trophy bones. Im assuming a herbivore species because i heard most of the meat eaters gorged on carrion which is hit or miss. Could be like crab or turkey buzzard.

Dinosaurs do not exist. Dispatch your heathen ideas and repent.

>>7637911
People eat gator all the time