Are you allergic to peanus, /ck/?

>>7630397

Are you ?

>>7630397
yes. and soy, and almost all nuts and beans. and various vegetable proteins. i would not be a good vegan

>>7630397
>peanus
I'm not allergic to peanuts, if that's what you were asking.

No, I'm definitely NOT allergic to peanus.

You know, 9 times out of 10, I think, "You know what would make this meal truly orgasmic? Peanus, that's what. "

I can't even eat the huge spring rolls at my favorite restaurant without a big bowl of peanus sauce.

I like to cover my yogurt in peanus.

Nothing goes better with toast and jelly than peanus.

>>7630397
Almost killed my sister with an MC flurry M&M

Around here, we call peanus "goobers".

You show me someone who's allergic to peanus, and I'll show them the door.

Damn, I'd sure love some honey toasted peanus right now.

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PEANUS!

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I like sticking my peanus in Coke.

Suddenly, Mr. Peanus attracts a whole new fan base.

It may sound odd, but peanus tastes really good on my tacos.

This thread shouldn't be as funny as it is.

>>7630767
FYI, peanus is serious business.

I can never decide what my favorite peanus butter is; creamy or nutty.

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eeewww peanus

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>>7630738
this guy.

peanus makes me gag

>>7630397
you spelled penis wrong, opie

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I am allergic to cauliflower

peanuts*