If you only had access to a microwave, what would you prepare?

Baked potato

Thanks, OP, that's what I'm having for lunch

>>7627695
I'd probably not eat as much meat, especially because the searing of it is what makes it really tasty to me
so I guess mostly pasta dishes with vegetables
I'd probably make a lot of baked goods too (or I guess microwaved goods)

>>7627695
I'm about to find out in a month, if I can afford a microwave.

BLTs I guess

>>7627702
you mean microwaved potato?

>>7627795
Yes, genius

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>>7627795

>>7627798
>>7627799
don't call them baked if they're not baked you shitcunts

>>7627807
You're baked, autist genius.

>>7627811
never fucking reply to me again

>>7627813
(You)

>>7627813
Can I reply to your wife's son?

>>7627695
Is that Robert Z'dar's sister?

I'd stick my fucking head in and turn it on high until my head fucking exploded, faggot

>>7627695
Probably a vegetable lasagne.....

>>7627695
ezpz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHCi32TxNgA

>>7629909
I'm actually pretty impressed. would eat. but as >>7627728 mentioned a big thing for me for meat is the sear, so there'd be less of that.
wonder how she'd replicate good slow-cooked tomato sauce.

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tgus yes

>>7630092
Green beans? Now that's what I call pasta!

>>7627695
>If you only had access to a microwave, what would you prepare?

A noose.

>>7627695
hot pockets, pizza rolls and for a heart attack in about 6 years

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Potatoes and/or noodles. Both extremely cheap and filling.

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Probably pea soup or something

>>7630483

if a blender is allowed too*

>>7627695
Now that you have me thinking about it, you could live a somewhat healthy life if microwaves don't give you cancer. I don't know about meat, cooking meat in a microwave seems dangerous, but I could turn into a vegetarian and live healthy I guess. As long as you have some containers with lids you can steam all kinds of vegetables without even adding water. You could boil pasta as the other anon said. Potatoes. Some shitty frozen meals. Yeah I could do it.

>>7630515
>if microwaves don't give you cancer.
they dont you absolute faggot

>>7627695
sandwiches, salad, maybe burritos/quesadillas?

i guess i'd also have to learn to like soups

>>7628988

Microwave can simulate anything thats "steamed". That includes all vegetables and baked potato.
You can also microwave bacon, but a lot of meat can't be microwaves.

You can microwave hotdogs and hamburgers no prob

>>microwave hamburger

Holy shit man, you made my eye start twitching... Seriously, wtf!

"steaming" vegetables and fish.

no idea how I would get my whole-grains though. even boiling most takes ages. maybe a good soaking would help.

microwave is p. good desu. steaming is healthier than frying at least.

>>7627695

Does this include microwaves that also double as convection ovens?

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with all the modern microwave accessories and a modern microwave thats at least 800w you could cook pretty much anything you desire. You may have to modify the cooking methods but I would have no problem cooking forever with one..

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>>7631757
This doesn't look too bad actually. Much too greasy for an everyday thing, but I could eat this once in a while.

>>7631805

Looks like a Stouffer's salisbury steak. They're salty as fuck, but actually not that bad for a microwave dinner. The meat has a nice coarse-ground texture, not spongy or rubbery

>>7627695

I would cook water to a roiling boil, take it out and then sous vide some fish and steam some veggies

fuck you

Melted butter, because that's all I ever use a microwave for.

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Probably these. I feel less horrible after eating one of these than when I binge on instant noodles.

>>7627695
I wouldn't bother. I'd eat out every day.

My funeral

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>>7631805

Yeah I think it's okay too

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>>7632161

>>7630092
How is penne not vegan? Why not just use real pasta instead of green beans?

Sandwiches, and I wouldn't microwave them

Dude get some Jasmine rice, sesame oil, some soy sauce, and a can of albacore tuna

Boil the rice in the microwave for about 10 minutes, maybe more, at the rest of the ingredients.

>>7632187
recipes are marketed as 100% vegan, gluten free, sugar free, and allergy friendly

>>7632187
>penne
>vegan
What is pasta? It's egg and flour. Egg. One out of two main ingredients is as unvegan as it can be. Could you be less of an ignorant burger, please?

>>7627695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4

Anything and everything this guy makes.

>>7632316
Spotted the angry vegan.
Go pet a cow faggot.