Cringe Thread

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>english cuisine
>second only to the fins in utter shittiness

http://youtu.be/T4r91mc8pbo

>>7624710
Please end it, christ

>>7624704
Not getting HP

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>>7624729
My Canadian coworker swears HP sauce is good.

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>>7624730

>>7624710
what the fuck

>>7624695
I really don't know how to react correctly to that dish.

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>>7624695
Should I Jack-dump?

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>>7624710

>Want a name pronounced by Runforthecube? Simply send $5 through PayPal and be sure to include the name in the comments.

>>7624704
>still attempting le UK cooking meme
>date/time

>>7624741
Leaning on the door like that can be really dangerous. He's lucky that woman is sitting inside that fridge to weight it down.

>>7624710
I knew it was only a matter of time until someone posted this vid

>>7624710
I like this

http://youtu.be/pj7-qrH-ZY0

>>7625461
Looks like elk penis and milk gravy.

>>7624704
>fins
>not flips

At least fins know what a vegetable is.

>>7624730
what the fuck

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>>7625536

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This is from an actual restaurant btw.

>>7625536
What the hell is that even supposed to be?

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>>7625536
What the fuck am I looking at. Fried Jello?

>>7625541
I wish this didn't still make me mad. But it does.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>mfw I'm confident in the sodium content.

>>7624730
id eat it

>>7625554
>>7625572
some kind of vietnamese or something cake

the guy who originally posted it got butthurt when he was flooded with reaction images and such

>>7625479
Thanks for this! Her videos are all glorious so far.

>>7625648
Banh Bo Nuong

>>7624730
this looks fine aside from the mustard

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>>7624730

>>7624710
nothing cringe about this this is fucking hilarious

>>7625541
I read that left to right, and I was very confused when I got to the bottom.

>>7624730
NO FUCK

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>>7625581

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>>7624730
you're either some fat pregnant bitch who pretends she has craving

or a transgender faggot disgusting twot

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>>7625551

>Bananas not even sliced properly

This triggers me the most.

>>7624730
tbqh the pb + siracha sauce combo is pretty epic

>>7625551
>served on a shovel

seriously, what the fuck

>>7625580
How about the fact there exists a cookbook made up entirely of this faggot's recipes.

And it is sold for money to people who buy it and pay money for it.

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>>7625745
>>7625765
Hipster plating

>>7625551
i like this

>>7625765
a shovel with lead paint

>>7625741
>trannies have bad taste in food
since when is this a thing?

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>>7625778
woah!
wtf!
why?

>>7625787
Since never. Dude's just being a faggot since they have better taste than to fuck him.

Bubble and Squeak, leftover vegetables from a Sunday Roast

>>7625741
I'm transgender and I don't eat anything like that

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>>7624710
Why

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>>7625778

>>7625458
If this is What i Think it is (cod caviar) its fucking delicious.

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you too can make this bad boy

>>7624710
jesus fucking christ

>>7624710
PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP

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>>7625541
>>7625886
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>>7625896
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>>7625910
this is giving me renal failure

>>7625551
>the shovel is on a plate
what the fuck

>>7625541

SO to laura lynn. Ingles is the shit

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Every fucking time. For context, it's an Argentine chef cooking Mexican food.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndJghHsbc4

>>7625896
>Cescent roll
>Crescent

Fucking yanks

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>>7625879

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>>7625919
Doesn't even know how to properly use a fucking tortilla press. You can't make this shit up.

>>7625901
>Remove Skin

REMOVE THE FUCKING SKIN
NO NO NO

>>7625928
Dude's English. The dude's yours.

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>>7625901
>remove the skin

>>7625928
Ok I'll take the bait. what is the "correct" name then?

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Crazy gahgah ewww

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>>7625901
>remove skin

>>7625945
Fuck

>>7625950
Croissant

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>>7625952
I love how apparent the guy writing the recipe doesn't know how to cook or either has a wife that can't cook worth a damn. Product of its time. (1977)

>>7625945
No he is not.

He lives in colorado

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>>7625929

>>7625964

WAIT A MINUTE

THAT RECIPE IS JUST A CAN OF VEGETABLE SOUP, PLUS BEEF.

>>7625972
And onions
And canned vegetables
Learn to read ya dingus

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>>7625886
>thinkin bout thos nails

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>>7625987
>tfw my mom also used to use American "Cheese" Squares for lasagnas

>>7625917
Who is this artist so I can send him a message saying he fucking sucks.

Prepare yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

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>>7625995
>>7625995
Wut

>>7625960
Crescent Roll is made with one layer of dough then rolled into a crescent shape. (Typical bread dough rolled flat, usually.)

Croissants are made from about seven thin layers of pastery dough layered together then rolled into a crescent shape. That's why Croissants are so much more flakey...they have many tiny layers rolled into one.

>>7624710
I am in awe

>>7625536
It looks angry.

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>>7624695

>>7625541
I'm dumb.

What's the big problem with this?

>>7626002

?JEZUS F'ING CHRIST THE EGGZ

Did she burn them in motor oil?

If she's feeding that to her son, it's child abuse.

The background looks like public housing

>>7625765
Pretty sure it's a reference to army food.

>>7625551
I don't see this issue with this.

I think it's hilarious.

>>7626012
Bullshit

>>7626032
you might be a savage...

>>7626012

laminated pastry is generally made using a 1/3rd, 1/3rd "book fold" which creates 3 layers per folding iteration. this is usually done between 3 and 5 times multiplying the number of layers to somewhere between 27 and hundreds...

>>7626037
That's kinda the idea though, isn't it?

The whole point of putting it on a shovel is because it's savage.

>>7624710
is this english

>>7626012
Who told you that ?

>>7625536
My trypophobia is slightly triggered

>>7625928
We call it a crescent roll because it's shaped like a crescent.

>>7625975

onions and canned vegetables are already in the can of vegetable soup. the redundant vegetables weren't lost on me.

>>7625739
this is actual cringe

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>>7626050
Trypophobia?

What's that?

>>7626033
Your well thought out response will make me re-examine the facts. Thanks for your input. I guess a Cronut should just be called a doughnut

>>7626044
Fair enough, seven folds might be a better description but the number is arbitrary as far as I know. Its one layer vs many layers making an airier and flakier product.

>>7625898
its roasted kidneys

>>7626033
>>7626049
Not even him, but Google and common sense, and the fact Pillsbury has cans of both. And if you look at ingredients or try to make yourself, you'll realize one is flattened dough and one is puff pastry.

Crescent rolls were or are also called butterhorn rolls.

What is wrong with 4chan in general the past couple of weeks? I think people are trolling g but they are legitimately retarded. It isn't even summer yet.

>>7626058
Well where is the prof that this is a Thing ?

>>7626046
why risk your health just to act like a savage?

I'd eat off a shovel if it was some kind of fda approved plate but not gonna risk it eating at some hipster restaurant

>>7626067
>takes the time to capitalize thing but cannot add one more "o" to make it proof?

>>7626070
Why do you hate fun?

>>7626067
>public WiFi, now free and available under bridges

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>>7626075
hes looking 4 the professor

>>7625902
that picture has reached MAXIMUM AUTISM

>>7626062
Eew

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>>7626093
And a shape-shifting monster, apparently.

>>7626075
Im on a phone. Spell check is shit.

>>7626102
only the prof knows how to stop the Thing

>>7626104
Get SwiftKey. Shit is much better at predicting than stock keyboard for either IOS or Android.

>>7625907
>MEATloaf
>only uses beef

what a fucking pleb. you gotta add ground pork, ground veal*, and ground lamb to that recipe for it to be worth a damn

*I realize this is just another form of beef, but it will bring a different texture than conventional ground beef

>>7626120
That presentation is adorable for a toddler plate desu.

>>7625886
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>>7625896
What's even so bad about these? I think it can get some people more interested in cooking.

>>7626021
damn beat me :D

>>7626122
>toddler plate
nugs and 'roni is one of my favourite meals

>>7626132
You only eat 3 nuggers?

>>7625938
to be fair, if you're cooking chicken in a crock pot, you're not going to get a pleasant texture on the skin anyway. Maybe if you finish it under a broiler you could get a decent crisp on the skin, but that recipe is clearly for lazy people that aren't going to bother.

>>7626144
I don't have the kind of GBP to get more

>>7626145
Been brining a chicken since last night and about to roast in the oven. Any tips to get the skin crispy?

>>7626150
Nigger are you serious?

>Maybe if you finish it under a broiler you could get a decent crisp on the skin

>>7624710
Looking at his other video, is the point to his speaking to emulate a Japanese teen girl?

>>7626156
Oh please no, that makes it even creepier than it already is.

>>7626155
Well I'm gonna a roast in the oven at 400, not a crockpot, didn't know if that would change anything, shit.

>>7624897
Yeah

>>7626163
Crank the heat up at the end. brining adds a lot of water and makes the skin... mushy. Try to crisp it with heat without burning or drying out the meat.

>>7626120
WTF is that star, and how do I make one?

>>7626155
holy shit. thanks for blackup, my nigger

>>7626183
it is what it is, know what I'm sayin?

>>7626202
but what is it nignog

>>7626218
a star

>>7626223
made of?

>>7626120
When hipsters have kids...

>non-GMO ethically sources free range mac+cheese
>soy-tofu vegan chicken tendies
>tomato bisque puree reduction
>celestially empowered trans-cheese

cis-child age-non-normative plate $49.95

>>7626172
I'll just keep a close eye. I guess maybe less than 10 mins. Or I can do the 45 rule: 4.5lb bird (mine is at 5 one the nose) 45 mins at 450. Though I'd increase time for weight for course, another 15 mins or less. Many on Google suggest that method is retard proof.
>>7626227
Ranch, dammit.

>>7626281
How do you get ranch to hold its form like that dammit?

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>>7624695
It's smiling at me

>>7626326
8D

>>7625550
lelel

>>7624730
As someone who has unironically consumed moringa as a food product, I say that that picture is a much more disgusting abomination.

>>7626130
RIP in peace /ck/ oldfag

>>7624710
He gets his voice to the perfect pitch and frequency to drill into my eardrums.

>>7625541
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>>7625942

They're kind of charming in a way

>>7626589
Sure, if you're a faggot and can't cook.

>>7626589
>a man and a can on the chan

>>7625648
Fuck vietnam

>>7626589
It's like they were made by a really corny dad trying to hard to be hip

>>7624710
What the actual fuck?

>>7624730
Savage

>>7625551
Do you get to keep the shovel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>>7626677
>your family thinks you're diseased, or something's wrong with you, or you could use help, or something
>instead of doing something productive they just make fun of you
For a year when I was in high school, I lived with my godparents. My godmother felt I had an internet addiction problem, and one time asked me if I'd "gotten my fix" at a public library.
I uninvited her to my graduation and we haven't spoken in over 10 years.

>>7626120
That's actually kinda cute

>>7626130
Oh god why!?

>>7625461
Dat filename

>>7626130
Is that grated parmesan mixed in with the rice?

>>7625536
Kill yourself. This is Vietnamese food-- I love the sweet crust and the interior texture. I always get a slice of this to take home when I visit my local eggroll factory/internet cafe.

>>7626881
they fucking helped raise you, you sack of shit
she was worried about you

>>7625942
>making those fucking gram cracker circles

wow fuck that

>>7625551
That can't be sanitary.

>>7625917
I know I'm supposed to be angry, but it looks delicious and easy. I saved it.

>>7625902
I just laughed harder than I think I ever have on the internet...

>>7625971
This one actually has a bit of charm to it

>>7626881
This is a pretty good example of someone being a shitlord, guys.

Oh no, someone wants to help me get better, how dare they!

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>>7625551

>>7626908
Think it's egg fried rice, don't know if that's better or worse really.

>>7626871
I don't see the cringe, mmm maybe because its so little meat?

Or is it not Ribeye steak?

>>7624695
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>>7625551
>yurocucks

>>7625458
under rated file name

>>7627584
I Didnt even know food could look like this - wtf IS that?

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>>7627660
green tripe, good for dogs apparently

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People actually eat this in America and claim its great on cheeseburges and grilled cheese.Forget about cheddar,gruyere,brie,manchego etc.No,in America they think the best option is fake,shitty and white trash plastic cheese.Thats why you should never give an americans take on taste any thought.

>>7626589
If I saw you in real life I wouldn't hesitate to slap you down and stomp on your neck you sack of shit. I saw that move in The Godfather game and I'm not afraid to try it out in real life. My computer's not very good so I can't handle all these new ass games but once I get a job and my mom lets me upgrade my computer and have access to all these new, violent games you'll be in big fucking trouble because I'm gonna take out the whole repertoire of fucked up brutal ass moves on you inspired from those games and your gonna wish you never showcased your shit opinions on this board ever again. Fucking weak son of a bitch.

>>7625536
It actually looks interesting. Like some sort of green tea sponge.

>>7625536
I think I'm going to be sick.

>>7627685
No.

>>7627685
>hurr look at all of the cheeses I can list!!

faggot

>>7627761
Haha,in america knowing more cheeses than the fake plastic one is impressive.

>>7627685
It's just pasteurized cheese that's heavily processed with emulsifiers, whey, and typical colorings and preservatives. So many people act like retards when it comes to this stuff it's insane. If you don't like it don't eat it but nobody fucking cares if it's actual cheese if it tastes good and melts easily.

>>7626971
>>7627016

there is a difference between helping or being worried and being an condescending / rude asshole like the the person in question appears to be.

and living at someones place =/= being "raised".

having to deal with assholes and not pretending to be happy about it =/= shitlord.

>>7625886
But stouffers lasagna is better than homemade

>>7626022
>all that pre-packaged shit
>green beans
>coconut oil
>throws out McCormick brand shit in favour of the exact same McCormick brand shit
>random splash of whatever beer
>that attitude
There's a reason why it's a cringe thread staple.

>>7626238
Wow, it's just kinda cute. Way to be a dick.

>>7626238
You're right, people should not be allowed to do anything to their food.
The perfect future is one where everything is a uniform brown patty containing the nutrients we need served on a non-decorated military issued plate.
Faggot.

>>7625536
>Deep fried Sauerkraut pie

>>7627718
Ow that fucking edge

Are you honestly so contrarian and have your head so far up your ass you can't appreciate someone else getting in the same hobby as you? God, you're pathetic.

>>7625551
Well, guess it's time to dig in

>>7627904
That gave me such a giggle, Thanks anon!

>>7628144
Doesn't sound too bad.

>>7628121
You do realize that's copypasta, right?

>>7628138
>that terrible pun
I ain't even mad

>>7624710

dissecting a live mouse to get its brain out before it dies is not as disturbing as this shit.

And I've poked needles through their eyes to fix their heads to the pad.

>>7624710
>all of these serious responses
Kill yourselves

>>7625536

the texture makes me think of grapefruit, citrus in general. Would eat.

>>7625750
If it was just an ice bucket of hard boiled eggs and no cheese I would not mind

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>>7627584

what is this?

a compressed roadkill?

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>>7628228

>>7625536
Pandan and coconut tapioca cake
It is pretty good actually

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>>7628238

>>7625541
How to make 2 am chili
>2am
>make chili

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>>7628242
>>cheesecake

>be me
>go to aunts house
>have steak and mushrooms
>mushrooms literally taste like they were boiled in pool water
>good steak though

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>>7628253
>>pool water
>>they were canned mushrooms.

>>7625536

It's honeycomb cake.

>>7628007
It's the type of shit Plebbuts circlejerk over. It's embarrassing.

>>7628238
>>7628234
>>7628216


can someone explain what this event was please?

>>7628426
>>7628426
http://malechef.tumblr.com/
But in gneral, they're called ''shit-food meetups''

>>7628426

It seems to be the birth of vaporwave

>>7627904
Havent laughed that hard in a long time thanks

>>7624730
>/fit/ meals
>bread

>>7628426
I'm pretty sure it was a performance art piece...

>>7628225
The thing that pisses me off the most about this is that it's a chunk bleu cheese dressing. You're not gonna get any of the chunks of bleu cheese...

>>7627685

No one in the states honestly believes singles are good cheese. They only like it because it can still retain some form of moisture and taste after spending god knows how long in the fridge.

>>7628242
Daily Reminder that people graduate from Art School with pieces like this.

>>7628718
I did not receive this reminder yesterday.

>>7626589

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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D
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D
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how is this thread still alive holy shit

>>7624710
He sounds like he's a Sims npc.

>>7628718
Good.

>>7628007
don't forget
>wears his clock on his wrist like a fag

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>>7628238
>getty images

Every time.

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>>7624710

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>>7624704

>>7625536
This looks like those rice cake things. It's probably delicious. Not cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>7626120
IIRC this was just some dude on leddit making dinner for his 5yo nephew. Don't shit on being the cool uncle, Anon.

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here u go /ck/, you're welcome

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>>7624730
Some sins are better left unseen

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>>7624710

>>7624710
>276000 watches
>50000 subscribers

>>7628251

cute af

>>7624710
fuck i started sweating from laughing so hard at this

>>7625551
The schools cafeteria food is much more better than this.

>>7629836
>more better

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>>7625778
I like the shrimps silly little face :3

>>7625895

>5 frames of nothing to set up a dumb ass "joke"
>cheese over sausage and then sauce
>300 joke
>raw veggies on a pizza

fucking hell

>>7625971

That's actually pretty clever and I bet it has some good flavors in it

>>7625953
That made me rage too.

>>7626971

So maybe it follows that she fucked up?

>>7626120
I would have loved this as a kid.
That fucking star... Too adorable.

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>>7626097
>that picture has reached MAXIMUM AUTISM

I beg to differ.

>>7625902
Pic related.

>>7625461
soggy waffle is a fun game

>>7624710
Eskahpii da papakki
Eskahpii, da papakkiiiiiii

>>7625541
>the PSP as a music player
Still kills me in both a good way and bad.

>>7626321
Ejaculate into it

>>7626057
STAHP FUCKING STOP

POST MOAR

>>7627588
WHY

>>7628144
This piques my morbid curiosity.

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>>7624710
Saw the replies before watching this so I was prepared, I thought I was prepared. Only made it about 10 seconds in.

>>7625551
>Beans and mushrooms
>""""Breakfast""""

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>>7624710

Narrated by Master Pain.

>>7624710

This is proof that there is no god

>>7626881
You're a prick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>7630778
He goes by Betty now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyaO-6SiZzc

>>7625919

what the fuck is that bitch doing? she's fucking everything up.

>>7624710
I hope this guy dies in a car accident for making this bullshit

>>7627589
>>7627667
lmao

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>>7624710
>this is what teenagers find funny these days

>>7624710

This is like something a fucking serial killer would make with their victims

Also this guy owns a scalpel

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>>7630874
WE HAVE A WINNER
The fucking meat looked cold in the middle. Like, red, and cold

>>7626002

i don't think she's changed the oil or rinsed than pan in 5 years.... god those black oily eggs

>>7630741
>mushrooms can't be had at breakfast
found the american

>>7625977
fuck that

>>7627629
>yurocucks
Never seen spaghetti-o's in europe.

>>7627584
I love a good old cancer & kidney stones.

>>7625898
Caviar is something poor people should eat. I consider it peasant food.

>>7626112
Yes. Beef is what meatloaf is made of. It's what poor people use. Anything else and you have giant turd baking in the oven.

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>>7625541

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>>7631247

>>7629175
Where are you supposed to wear your wristwatch if not on your wrist?
Your elbow?

>>7625928
It's a crescent roll because it is not a croissant roll. Does that shit even look like it's layered in any meaningful way? Are you just blind?

>>7625541
>throws out shitty chili mix
>makes same chili mix with equally shitty ingredients
>corn
>green beans
>gay little stick figure
>""""""""""""2 A.M."""""""""""""

>>7629603
Salvia Erik is that you?
Why are your eyes never fully open, what secrets are you hiding there?

>>7630741
>mushrooms
>not breakfast food

Roasted mushrooms is one of my favourite breakfasts; veggies for breakfast is super underrated, filling but very light.

>>7626677
This is the funniest thing I've seen this week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dDguxtliE

>parents go crabbing
>expect nothing, seasons passed
>end up with 8 fresh male crabs
>mamamia!.jpg
>envisioning fresh crab soaked in butter all evening
>instead, dad soaks it in seasoning
>SOAKS it in seasoning
>taste only of seasoning, with the texture of crab

Couldn't believe it. I was mentally fappin to this meal all day. They said it "makes the crab".

DISGUSTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUZDYETJsKw

>>7628234
Always the best one in the set.

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>>7628220
>powerade marinaded turkey
only in america

>>7631247
I feel like this is something grandparents buy for their grandkids thinking it's "cool" and they might actually learn a skill for once instead of jacking off all day to cartoon women.

Sadness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>7631247
I'd be less embarrassed bringing to Paula Dean book to the counter desu.

>>7629518
i was waiting for someone to post this, thanks anon

>>7625461
Depends what the sauce is I guess, and obviously the sausages are burned, but pancakes and sausages are a thing, so I don't see how ironing the pancakes into waffles makes it cringe.

>>7631265
only women should turn the watchface to the inside of the wrist.

>>7625778
>Yeah so when I someone sees my food I want them to think "garbage"

>>7628650
>bleu cheese
Now this is some primo cringe

>>7626120
>when /r9k/ gets fancy

>>7626057
Shouldn't have googled that. It was a little weird.