What's the fastest way to cook a steak?

Gamma radiation

>>7623254
Imagination

Lava

Don't be a pussy eat it raw

>>7623254
Find an almost cooked steak and cook it.

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Butterfly it and crank up the heat.

>>7623254
Aggravate the meat with heat particles from your stove.

>>7623254
Extra extra extra rare.

>>7623254
Yell at it until it becomes brown

>>7623254
grill it

>>7623905
You mean bloo, faggot.

>>7623254
Only right answer is microwave oven

This sounds retarded as fuck, but I've used a sandwich press (one that doesn't have the weird shapes in it, just flat on both sides) to cook a steak before. It tasted good but wasn't amazing, but it was pretty fast and it was better than using a microwave.

>>7623905
>Only 3 extras
/lgbt/ is that-a-ways, man

I deep fried a steak once.

D-D-D-D-D-DEEPFRYYYY

steak tartare

>>7623673
lel