How the fuck do you open these? Every-EVERY single time I go

I think you might have some motor skill issues

>>7621396
Its always the bit that hangs off the plastic bit. If it had a bit of support and the plastic wrap went all the way around until you completely unwrapped it wouldn't break at that point.

>>7621396
You throw it in the garbage and buy actual cheese from your local creamery.

>>7621396
It's because you're shaky.
Stop the crack or wait for your booze withdrawal to end before you open one.

If you apply yourself and take your time, you won't rip the package.

>>7621408
this is correct. Buy actual cheese

>microwave kraft single for 1 minute
>have a delicious homemade cheez-it

wala

There's a little tab that lets you peel it all off.

>>7621396
Use less force open flip open ez pz

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>>7621458

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>>7621396
>kraft singles

>>7621466
>he doesn't like a good 'z-it

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Yum

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>>7621396
>customer orders caesar salad
>"anon sub the parmesean for american cheese"

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>american """""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""

>>7621396
I dont think Ive ever bought that shit in my life

my parent always bought it, but Im pretty sure Ive always bought real cheese