Animals you've always wanted to eat

>>7621308
i'd try long pork if the opportunity arose

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>>7621313

>>7621313
Second. My ex girlfriend has really thick muscular thighs and I used to tell her if she left me I would kill her and eat her legs. I might still

The hair follicle mites from Kate Middletons bumhole.

Don't you judge me.

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>>7621337

shark and dolphin

>>7621353
shocked but not disgusted, anon may have a chance

shark
crocodile
elephant
seal

i'd try them
i'd probably vomit but i'd try them

literally all the herbavoires

>>7621313

I've heard it tastes like pork in general, but the taste varies from person to person.

>>7621551

Bad photoshop.

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>>7621552
No just really bad taxidermy

I would try bear

Ostrich

if i ever go to korea i sure as hell am gonna try eating dog

>>7621537
shark is very much like swordfish but a little less tasty

>>7621740
That's a tubeopard, a very rare and almost extinct species, you pleb.

Tyrannosaur, ever since I was a kid I just wanted to rip one apart with my mouth.

>>7621308
Penguin. Who the fuck has ever eaten a penguin? Do you know anyone that has? I sure as hell dont. What is it supposed to taste like? Really fatty chicken? Fishy chicken?

>>7621308
HUMAN :)

>>7622176
I have a dick you can choke on, is that good enough?

>>7622182
WANT TO EAT FEAMEL HUMMAN :)

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Human. Dead serious.

>>7622154
Fuck off, Hannibal

I WANNA EAT DOG i heard it's like savoury beef
mm beef

>>7621308
Some sort of monkey. One of the little jumpy ones, not great apes so much.
>>7622214
Had it in nipland.

>>7622214
well that's easy, just bite your mum

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i'd like to try sea pineapple but i've heard it tastes nasty

look at this shit though

>>7621308
I'm interested to taste an Australian. It's probably a lot less tough than it tries to look, but it might be a bit too filthy for safe consumption.

>>7621409
Ate shark before, the meat was tough and bland, we cook it with ginger and fermented beans to enhance the taste.

>>7621308
I want to fuck giselle

>>7621543
quality bantz m80

Placozoa

>>7622123
Chicken. Ever seen a featherless chicken? That's proof of evolution

Pufferfish but dying would suck

>>7621818
Dog is tough and stringy and doesn't taste like much.

>>7622194
I have a dick and im a girl
eat me for dinner :^)

>>7621308
So... go eat some fucking gazelle. If I wanted a Whopper, I wouldn't start a fucking post about it. You are suffering from Face-Bookitis. You feel obligated to share every stupid fucking thought or action in your feeble brain.

Kangaroo

Giraffe ribs, zebra

>>7624564
They are actually quite inexpensive and taste amazing.

>>7624564
its alright, really lean and best minced. bolognese with roo is the best use for their meat

>>7624966
Zebra tastes the same as horse, which is like really REALLY lean and more mild beef.

>>7622154
>went to GWAR show when I was maybe 16?
>they chloroform or something a penguin on stage and proceed to grill it while playing
>always wanted penguin since