Who is your cookfu, /ck/?

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Lanshu. Always Lanshu.

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Even when it isn't a photoshoot style photo, she is still gorgeous

>>7615827
cooking waifu
not descriptionfu
not jobfu
not endearing traitfu

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>>7615827
My one and only

>>7616302
>>7616295
>resting bitchface: the face
You can tell they took like 1000 photos of her because she couldn't smile, and they picked the one where she looked least like a scowl

That pseudo-smile is probably because someone in the background spilled a tureen of boiling soup on their crotch right at that instant. It went back to a soul-withering scowl a fraction of a second later

>>7616431
Bitch face always seems hot
>tfw she wont try to cook you or spank you with a spatula

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I want him to take me to Flavortown.

>>7616502
I like bitch face too but I don't care to be spanked by her, I'd rather be the one spanking. Or, preferably, just emotionally abusing her to the point where she smiles and pretends to be happy in public, but when I'm fucking her she just lies there like a dead fish, glassy-eyed. Because even pretending to enjoy herself sexually is not allowed. Tears would be allowed though. Not required though, I am no sadist.

>>7616320
Great taste.

The blonde cooking chick on youtube with the jiggly ass. Can't remember her name.

>>7615827
>plastic buttons
pleb

>french knots
patrician

>>7616302
>cloth buttons
hack

>>7616320
Killer rack. And I'm not talking about the lamb shanks.

>>7617188
>rack
>shanks
Idiot

>>7617244
Cooking with a dog in the counter.. Really fucking nice..

>>7617188
retard

>>7617499
Don't shit on Hitlerdubs.

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My cooking goddess


Dont judge me

>>7617481
No no Francis sits still on a stool next to or behind the counter

>>7616320
Fucking fat plonker

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>>7615827
Rachel Khoo of course

my burgyjigar

>implying women can cook
Anon, you have to realize that women are inferior in every way even in areas where society tells you they should be good at. Most good cooks are men.

>>7617481
Don't you talk shit on Francis motherfucker, he could kick your bland ass any day.

>>7618207
Azizam, shoma Farsi baladi?

>>7618221
>women should stay in the kitchen while men work
>women are inferior cooks and men are better
Choose one anon

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>inb4 'yellow fever'

doesn't count when you're asian yourself ;)

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Laura Miller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OQqkh97S-Y

>>7618494
her voice is fucking shit

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funny and cute

>>7615827
No one, because I'm mentally damaged, but not to that extent.

>>7617244
She got in an accident a while ago didn't she? How is she now?

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>>7616320
Gorgeous.

>>7618494
YES

>>7618533

ewwwww

>>7617481
that dog is cool as fuck dude

>>7618564

new videos are coming out, so I guess she's okay

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>>7618176
Mah nigga

>>7618494

The texture looks pretty terrible.

Also, why do vegans have to label everything as vegan? Why can't they just be pancakes?

>>7616320
my nig

>>7619048
Who did qt?

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Gordon Ramsay

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The one and true King of /ck/

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taytay

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>>7619203
haha

baking is easy mode, how can he fuck it up this badly

>>7617481
Cool it.

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>>7615827

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>>7619206
>>7619209
Superior taste my man

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>>7619241

>>7618176
Her tits look amazinf, she doesn't show her body off enough. It's hard to tell if she's got a hot chubby body or skinny or what

>>7619241
superior TAYSTE!!!

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>>7619247

>>7619209
>Taytay and Lorde will never make you breakfast in bed

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>>7619349
i'd settle for a 3way t b h

>>7619241
chinky eyes and the body of a 10 year old boy

>>7619362
I agree, she's perfect

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>>7617481
>faggot without a dog detected

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55vgxNaaBY
They are quite funny, also, I want to fuck them in the face.

>>7619380
Shit I remember these chicks from a thread a while back. Often pretty dark humor. They are kind of awesome.

>>7619377
>>7617481
Just from the picture, it seems clear that the dog is an ingredient.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6q-W9disk

this fucking girl right here

>>7619362
her tits are prretty much perfect

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>>7619362
don't be gay anon

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>>7619373
I thought she was 35 but she's actually pushing 60

what is the secret with asians?

>>7619440
we suffer looking like we're teenagers until we're 40, then we start to age from there

also manlets

>>7619362
>sour_grapes.jpg

>>7618445
>you're asian yourself
I'm so sorry for you

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Needs more husbandos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEBL-N3gsSr/?taken-by=erwanheussaff&hl=en

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>>7615827
Christina Tosi

I'd lap up her cereal milk any day.

>>7619226
You, sir, are a man of great taste!

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>>7619380
I came into this thread to post pretty much this. I love Kate.

>>7619380
This. They are actually funny with great timing and I'd fuck them in the face any day.

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>>7615827
>not hilah

ugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qBSoEwR-I

>>7619848

>projecting

Sorry this isn't /pol/ or /r9k/.

>>7620020
Hella f*cking epic use of bogeymen meme breh

>>7620046

Rough day?

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>>7619223
Raise you a Chen Kenichi

>>7618533
They look like cinderella's 2 step sisters.
That is kinda cute in a way tho.

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>>7619900
Agreed

>>7619223
>Dat culinary genius

HHNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE JAMIE OLIVER

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Fuck your whores.
I would go on a five day long bender with the greatest man ever in the cooking show business.

>>7619440
who is this fluid druid?