How can I make this more interesting?

chili and cheese?

>>7606280
Hot mustard, mayo, and soy sauce together.

A small cyanide capsule inside one of the fries.

>>7606280
Siracha and mayo dipping sauce ain't bad. Nacho fries are good. Cajun seasoning is pretty solid

>>7606280

sugar

>>7606280
Malt vinegar

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>>7606280

>>7606280
Fry them in duck fat

Okonomiaki

Take PCP and then eat them while running from the cops

>>7606283

>soy sauce

that one threw me for a loop, but damn if i'm not interested

>>7606280
Make disco fries. Melt some mozz on those bitches then douse it with brown gravy

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>>7606280

blue cheese dressing, parsley, red pepper flake

>>7607037
Sounds like wannabe poutine for fags that can't into cheese curds.

>>7607047
nigger disco fries were invented in NJ

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>>7606280
Garlic butter.

>>7607128
Poutine was first, you're just jelly of your cooler, better looking brother - Canada.

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>>7607149
We honestly don't give a fuck hence *disco and or *cocaine

>>7607153
You clearly do if you have to steal from them.

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>>7607154
We don't use cheese curds, extrapolate hows it's theft...without using " eh?" or being extra polite....

>>7607156
Fries, gravy and a product that is a molecule away from cheese curds.
You stole that shit, don't be ashamed to admit it

Mushy Peas, beans, gravy, cheese, ketchup, curry sauce. It's all good from the chippy.

>>7607191
I always wanted to try curry sauce and chips, it seems quite popular in the UK from what I've read.

>>7606280
I just eat it with hummus

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>>7607185
But guess what ...no body cares...enjoy your life...

>>7607208
>no body cares
A mild insult
>enjoy your life
A compliment

Your schizophrenia knows no bounds.

>>7606280
Cheese curds, and then gravy over the top of everything.

QUINKY
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>>7607964
Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.

Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.

My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?

I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?

>>7607147
>fry something
>coat it with butter
disgusting

>>7608554
MORE FAT, I REQUIRE FAT

Calm down guys, first thing first. As far as I can remember, as I child I was always fat and chubby. I blame it on my mother really, she always fed me high calories food. I remember one day I came home from playing with the the neighborhood kids and that changed my life forever. Now before I tell you about this life changing experience, you have to understand one thing, we were very poor. How was I so fat from high calories food you ask? Well simple really. Mother would often feed me rendered pork fat with white bread. We used rendered pork fat like butter, slap on, slap off. Me being a fat boy, I would often spread pork fat over everything I ate. Rice, beans, potatoes, crackers, apples, bananas, oranges, bacon, ect...you named it. So as you can see, my love for pork fat was truly unconditional. Matter of fact, I would often used pork fat as lubrication to get one off. Like I said, we were very poor, lotion was something we couldn't afford. Now back to my life changing experience. I can vividly remember that exact moment, I came home and mother told me to sit on the chair. She didn't not give the reason, except for the fact that she had tears running down on her face. She told me that my uncle was killed by a bus. He was drunk and walked into an intersection and was ran over. That moment will forever haunt me, I still get the goose bump as I type this. So please, remember, love your family and friends. Whenever you live the house, please kiss your love ones. It might be the last time you ever see them again

>>7608653
>I blame it on my mother really

Stopped reading there.

Outback has some sort of spiced salt that comes with their fries. Does anyone know any other good seasonings?

>>7606318

>>7607037
What does this have to do with disco music?

White cheddar powder or

>>7607147
>>7606318

Squeeze a tiny bit of lemon juice onto them before you take a bite, it's delicious.

>>7607229
maybe bipolar that during the manic episodes they have psychotic episodes.

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add some mussels.

A can of chili and a brick of sharp cheddar with a decent grater.

Take the canned chili (preferably without beans for the correct texture) and heat it with a sauce pan and add your spices. You should know the rest.

Then it's basically American poutine.

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Local fish place has this stuff called sunrise sauce. Pretty sure it's just a simple spicy mayo, but they serve is alongside unagi and avocados. Always wanted to try their sunrise fries.

>>7607156

Cheese curds are stupid-easy to make with the right implements and so is a good gravy. If you have a wok you can make great, crisp fries.

I live close to the Canadian border but nobody makes poutine where I live, so I have to do it myself.

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mothafuckin fry sauce

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>>7606280
Like this. Vinnegrette and pesto.

chocolate and caramel sauce.

>>7606280
double fry those!

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OORLOG

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TRUFFLE OIL
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Fry in cooking-grade olive oil. Also great for popcorn.
>>7606289
This.

>>7609632
>Literally called Potato War

Not for nothing, but I'd go to war on whatever the fuck that is.

>>7609646
This nigga. Truffle is like crack. You can never have the same high as the first truffle fry.

>>7606280
Cheese and aioli

>>7606287
underrated post over here

>>7609632
Based patatje oorlog!
Fries with mayo, satehsauce and raw onions is like porn.

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How about some creole sauce, red onion, cheddar and jalapenos?

>>7607040
I'd be more down for plain blue cheese over the dressing.

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>>7606280
garlic powder, paprika, pepper, salt

people always say my fries taste like 5 guys

do those faggots eat dicks on a regular, i don't understand

Add fried egg and either those little eels (gulas?) or jamon serrano. Tried both versions in Spain and loved them.